--------------------------------------------------------------- Channel ID: (('solarsystemid2', 30003707),) Channel Name: Local Listener: Jet Lag Session started: 2007.06.03 00:11:20 --------------------------------------------------------------- [ 2007.06.03 00:11:55 ] Staaziprimus > Sylph are friends, it is you that sought to enslave them just last week when you and your pirate friends made that ridiculous attempt of an attack in IS [ 2007.06.03 00:12:27 ] Tar Kovsky > /emote shrugs * It served its purpose [ 2007.06.03 00:13:53 ] Staaziprimus > please do not justify your piracy or your skewed purposes with blatant lies [ 2007.06.03 00:15:13 ] Tar Kovsky > nothing skewed about our goal: the eradication of the institution of slavery and all that support it [ 2007.06.03 00:15:36 ] Staaziprimus > piracy is a form of slavery yet you embrace that [ 2007.06.03 00:15:53 ] Tar Kovsky > I have never "pirated" in my life, I assure you [ 2007.06.03 00:15:59 ] Jet Lag > slavery is a form of piracy and yet you embrace it [ 2007.06.03 00:16:24 ] Staaziprimus > then why do you associate with the likes of Einherjar et al [ 2007.06.03 00:16:38 ] Tar Kovsky > because they help us fight slavery [ 2007.06.03 00:16:47 ] Tar Kovsky > that's the only goal that matters [ 2007.06.03 00:18:11 ] Staaziprimus > Which is exactly what the earlier sermon was about - by attempting to save yourselves youve sewn the seeds of your own destruction [ 2007.06.03 00:18:40 ] Tar Kovsky > meh, I was sleeping during that [ 2007.06.03 00:18:41 ] Tar Kovsky > can't say I feel like I missed anything [ 2007.06.03 00:19:58 ] Staaziprimus > just the change of outpost ownership to lawful hands - go back to sleep [ 2007.06.03 00:21:44 ] Tar Kovsky > I have faith that the bureaucrats at CONCORD will get this sovereignty thing worked out soon; please don't create extra work for us by changing too many station settings [ 2007.06.03 00:24:29 ] Wolf Soldier > i dont think they can....keyboards are all fried from the spilled tea, serves them right for letting slyph get drunk before serving it, they can't stand our ale [ 2007.06.03 00:43:28 ] Tar Kovsky > How many slavers does it take to change an illumination fixture? [ 2007.06.03 00:43:34 ] Tar Kovsky > Two, one to pray for enlightenment, and one to whip the slave into doing the work. [ 2007.06.03 00:46:50 ] Tar Kovsky > Why did the slaver cross the roadway? [ 2007.06.03 00:47:04 ] Tar Kovsky > Certainly not to get to the other side -- that would be blasphemy! [ 2007.06.03 00:47:09 ] Jet Lag > to hit the slaver with a Khumaak ? [ 2007.06.03 00:47:49 ] Tar Kovsky > erm, you have away the punchline to "How many Starkmanir does it take to kill an Emperor?"... [ 2007.06.03 00:47:55 ] Tar Kovsky > *gave away, even [ 2007.06.03 00:48:08 ] Jet Lag > aww :( [ 2007.06.03 00:48:32 ] Jet Lag > I never was much of a comedian [ 2007.06.03 00:48:54 ] Jet Lag > perhaps we can hit the slaver with a Khumaak now? [ 2007.06.03 00:49:18 ] Staaziprimus > Dont think the bureaucrats at CONCORD can salvage all the towers weve put into reinforced [ 2007.06.03 00:49:26 ] Staaziprimus > and i have some jokes as well [ 2007.06.03 00:49:39 ] Mr Ange > this is going to be good [ 2007.06.03 00:49:43 ] Wolf Soldier > just leave it, they have eyes only on the sky and will likely trip over it [ 2007.06.03 00:49:50 ] Mr Ange > please, humour us with ur wit [ 2007.06.03 00:49:56 ] Parallax Error > Now Staazi, you know as well as the apes that putting a tower into reinforced doesn't mean destroying it. [ 2007.06.03 00:50:33 ] Staaziprimus > Q)Whats the difference between a table and a Brutor? [ 2007.06.03 00:51:03 ] Jet Lag > you can put a Khumaak on a table, but a Brutor will hit you with it [ 2007.06.03 00:51:08 ] Staaziprimus > A)A table can support a family [ 2007.06.03 00:51:25 ] Tar Kovsky > A Holder walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Hey, why the long face?" [ 2007.06.03 00:51:38 ] Mr Ange > why do u stand on tables, they are for placing items upon [ 2007.06.03 00:51:51 ] Derran > Actually, with 7 billion in cash, I could support a great many families. [ 2007.06.03 00:52:01 ] Mr Ange > daddy [ 2007.06.03 00:52:05 ] n sx > can i be in your family? [ 2007.06.03 00:52:36 ] Staaziprimus > q) what do you do if you see a minmatar jumping in the road with a leg missing [ 2007.06.03 00:53:00 ] Staaziprimus > a) stop laughing and re-load [ 2007.06.03 00:53:01 ] Jet Lag > run away, it's a trap and he's going to hit you with a Khumaak [ 2007.06.03 00:53:24 ] Seliah > You respect him for standing proudly on one leg ! [ 2007.06.03 00:53:54 ] Tar Kovsky > Eh, preying on the weak is Amarran par for the course [ 2007.06.03 00:54:06 ] Miss Yetti > i respect him for kickin your ass with one leg [ 2007.06.03 00:54:38 ] Staaziprimus > Q. How do you make a Minmatar ship? [ 2007.06.03 00:54:49 ] Jet Lag > wait I know this one [ 2007.06.03 00:54:52 ] Derran > You blow up an amarrian one and salvage it. [ 2007.06.03 00:54:57 ] Jet Lag > ^^^ [ 2007.06.03 00:54:59 ] Mr Ange > by destroyin the crap the ammar fly [ 2007.06.03 00:55:02 ] Seliah > Q - How do you make Staaziprimus shut the fuck up ? [ 2007.06.03 00:55:10 ] Jet Lag > OOH I know this one too [ 2007.06.03 00:55:13 ] Staaziprimus > A. Drag a magnet through a junk Yard [ 2007.06.03 00:55:18 ] Jet Lag > you hit him with a Khumaak [ 2007.06.03 00:55:25 ] Derran > Hopefully it involves sticking a gunbarrel in his mouth. [ 2007.06.03 00:55:56 ] Mr Ange > where did u get one of those Jet? I seel to only find blood splattered ones. [ 2007.06.03 00:56:19 ] Jet Lag > it was a gift :) [ 2007.06.03 00:56:43 ] Jet Lag > to replace the one I broke when hitting a slaver :< [ 2007.06.03 00:56:48 ] Mr Ange > I need to get my hands on one [ 2007.06.03 00:57:10 ] Mr Ange > u see, never go for the head. to thick [ 2007.06.03 00:57:30 ] Jet Lag > yeah I know for next time [ 2007.06.03 00:58:41 ] Staaziprimus > Q How many Minmatar does it take to screw in an illumination fixture? [ 2007.06.03 00:59:44 ] Mr Ange > 1 [ 2007.06.03 00:59:49 ] Staaziprimus > A None, darkness is symbolic of the struggle for their people. [ 2007.06.03 00:59:52 ] Mr Ange > I can teach u how to [ 2007.06.03 01:00:15 ] Mr Ange > well if it dark take the hoody off u nub [ 2007.06.03 01:00:30 ] Staaziprimus > Q) How many Amarrians does it take to screw in a light bulb? [ 2007.06.03 01:00:40 ] n sx > they've figured it out ? [ 2007.06.03 01:00:42 ] n sx > dammit ... [ 2007.06.03 01:00:51 ] Mr Ange > 1 after i teach how to [ 2007.06.03 01:01:01 ] Derran > Why would they do that? They get their slaves to do all their labor. [ 2007.06.03 01:01:03 ] Kalamurii Izanthor > they dont use lightbulbs, god makes light! [ 2007.06.03 01:01:07 ] n sx > oh ... i thought u said american ;) [ 2007.06.03 01:01:12 ] n sx > not amarrian [ 2007.06.03 01:01:16 ] Jet Lag > at least 3. one to get a ladder, and two to wonder what happened when the Minmatar hiding in the dark room hits him with a Khumaak [ 2007.06.03 01:01:26 ] Tar Kovsky > <3 Jet Lag [ 2007.06.03 01:01:28 ] n sx > nah .... amarrians dont need lights cause the sun shines outta their ass :P [ 2007.06.03 01:01:38 ] Staaziprimus > A) One, if he owns a whip. [ 2007.06.03 01:01:57 ] Mr Ange > whips are not flash ligth u nub [ 2007.06.03 01:02:05 ] Kalamurii Izanthor > lol [ 2007.06.03 01:02:16 ] Mr Ange > no matter how hard u try, light does not come out the end of it [ 2007.06.03 01:02:23 ] Kalamurii Izanthor > foreigners need not try spek engish nob [ 2007.06.03 01:02:44 ] Kalamurii Izanthor > lol, j/k [ 2007.06.03 01:03:21 ] Staaziprimus > and with that, loyalists and terrorists, i fear i must return to tomorrow's sermon preparations [ 2007.06.03 01:03:43 ] Mr Ange > why prep, its the same old crap over and over [ 2007.06.03 01:04:19 ] Derran > Hopefully he will dock here so I sneak in and murder him in his sleep. [ 2007.06.03 01:04:24 ] Kalamurii Izanthor > are you gonna pretend to drink cyonide and then dance to god and then show it on tv like those people i saw on tv? [ 2007.06.03 01:04:30 ] Kalamurii Izanthor > cause thats not good television [ 2007.06.03 01:04:59 ] Jet Lag > you know what is good television? [ 2007.06.03 01:05:12 ] Jet Lag > A slaver being hit with a Khumaak . [ 2007.06.03 01:05:17 ] Jet Lag > it just never gets old [ 2007.06.03 01:05:34 ] Wolf Soldier > sure doesn't [ 2007.06.03 01:05:39 ] Kalamurii Izanthor > Amen to that brothar!! YO! [ 2007.06.03 01:06:07 ] Kalamurii Izanthor > im sorry, i go nuts around midnight [ 2007.06.03 01:06:37 ] Kalamurii Izanthor > ive just insulted religios fanatics and blacks, my chances of surviving the night have dropped tremendously lol [ 2007.06.03 01:07:51 ] Jet Lag > what do religious fanatics have to do with survival? [ 2007.06.03 01:08:10 ] Kalamurii Izanthor > well cause they generally kill you if you dont believe in the same thing they do [ 2007.06.03 01:08:36 ] Kalamurii Izanthor > making fun of them generally makes you a heretic [ 2007.06.03 01:09:07 ] Tar Kovsky > yeah, the slavers are reliable that way [ 2007.06.03 01:09:15 ] Kalamurii Izanthor > and therefore something worth carbombing [ 2007.06.03 01:09:27 ] Kalamurii Izanthor > whoops, not i got the arabs after me... [ 2007.06.03 01:09:33 ] Kalamurii Izanthor > now* [ 2007.06.03 01:09:41 ] Jet Lag > oh. But they seem to like being hit with a Khumaak , they keep whipping slaves and inciting said hitting [ 2007.06.03 01:10:01 ] Jet Lag > maybe I just don't understand the culture [ 2007.06.03 01:10:16 ] Jet Lag > they like punishment I take it? [ 2007.06.03 01:11:08 ] Jet Lag > well I guess they have to atone for the sin of slavery somehow [ 2007.06.03 01:11:12 ] Kalamurii Izanthor > people percieve pain and pleasure differently, some men like it up the ass, others dont [ 2007.06.03 01:11:41 ] Wolf Soldier > You'd think reading pax amarria would be punishment enough...but no... [ 2007.06.03 01:11:56 ] Jet Lag > Oh. Didn't realise they were into that... being priests though I should have expected. [ 2007.06.03 01:12:28 ] Kalamurii Izanthor > lol, Ushra khan, dont let your children into their temples.... especially litle boys [ 2007.06.03 01:13:11 ] Tar Kovsky > we try to save as many as we can [ 2007.06.03 01:14:46 ] Jet Lag > temples? yes the plentiful supply of Khumaaks in them seems to go down a little too well with the children, it's just as well they were taught to use them well. [ 2007.06.03 01:15:21 ] Jet Lag > then again who can blame them, it's such fun