on *:JOIN:#mess.be: {
  if ((*!~mess-v2@TrueIRC-* !iswm $fulladdress) || ($network != TrueIRC)) halt
  msg $chan Hey. Please wait for a response from an operator before leaving. Sometimes it takes a few minutes for an operator to respond. Be patient.
  bs say #aol darkmonkey, someone is in #mess.be ( $nick )
}