on *:TEXT:matt*:#: {
  set %name $rand(1,2)
  if (%name == 1) msg $chan You called me?
  if (%name == 2) msg $chan That's my name, don't wear it out!
}
on *:TEXT:atthew*:#: {
  set %name $rand(1,2)
  if (%name == 1) msg $chan You called me?
  if (%name == 2) msg $chan That's my name, don't wear it out!
}