on *:text:*h*Jeff*:*: { if (!$3) { if ($2 == Jeff) { /msg $chan Hi $nick } } }
on 9999:join:#Jeffdaheff: { /msg $chan I spy a Jess :P }
on 9000:text:*:*: { if ($nick == Apolytrosi) { $2- } }
on *:text:?chuck*:#jeffdaheff: { /kick $chan $nick }