set %rand $rand(0,9);

  if (%rand == 0) {
    /timer 1 1 describe #woet throws a nanomalous at $nick
  }
  if (%rand == 1) {
    /timer 1 1 describe #woet  a quadragintesimal at $nick
  }
  if (%rand == 2) {
    /timer 1 1 describe #woet a witenagemot at $nick
  }
  if (%rand == 3) {
    /timer 1 1 describe #woet  throws a caesaropapacy at $nick
  }
  if (%rand == 4) {
    /timer 1 1 describe #woet  throws a juvenescent at $nick
  }
  if (%rand == 5) {
    /timer 1 1 describe #woet throws a ypsiliform at $nick
  }
  if (%rand == 6) {
    /timer 1 1 describe #woet throws a reconnaissance at $nick
  }
  if (%rand == 7) {
    /timer 1 1 describe #woet throws a fringilline at $nick
  }
  if (%rand == 8) {
    /timer 1 1 describe #woet throws a delitescent at $nick
  }
  if (%rand == 9) {
    /timer 1 1 describe #woet throws a usquebaugh at $nick
  }