on 1:TEXT:*!8Ball*:#:{
  var %8ball = $rand(1,21)
  describe $chan is shaking up the 8ball...
  if (%8Ball == 1) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4No
  if (%8Ball == 2) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Yes
  if (%8Ball == 3) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Of course
  if (%8Ball == 4) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Of course not
  if (%8Ball == 5) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Maybe..
  if (%8Ball == 6) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Maybe not..
  if (%8Ball == 7) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Probably
  if (%8Ball == 8) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Probably not
  if (%8Ball == 9) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4I don't think so
  if (%8Ball == 10) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Duh..
  if (%8Ball == 11) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Most likely
  if (%8Ball == 12) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4I'm pretty sure
  if (%8Ball == 13) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Nope..
  if (%8Ball == 14) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Don't ask retarded questions
  if (%8Ball == 15) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4I don't talk to fags :$
  if (%8Ball == 16) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4I'm afraid not
  if (%8Ball == 17) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4I think so
  if (%8Ball == 18) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Definantly
  if (%8Ball == 19) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Definantly not
  if (%8Ball == 20) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4I'm not even gonna answer that
  if (%8Ball == 21) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4What kind of question is that?
}