on *:TEXT:*:#:{ if (*go* iswm $1-) {
    var %go = $rand(1,8) 
    if (%go == 1) { .timer 1 1 msg $chan 13 Oh my, all the hot air in this room is doing horrible things to my hair...
    }
    if (%go == 2) { .timer 1 1 msg $chan 13 Is anyone scouting?
    }
    if (%go == 3) { .timer 1 1 msg $chan 13 I think our scouts are doing such a wonderful job :) I just want to hug them all 1,8=)
    }
    if (%go == 4) { .timer 1 1 msg $chan 13 I want to go to the meadow and catch butterflies...
    }
    if (%go == 5) { .timer 1 1 msg $chan 13 $nick are you at pc right now? can you show me some fancy moves on the pink portal? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? 
    }
    if (%go == 6) { .timer 1 1 msg $chan 13 I think of all the canned peaches, the ones in heavy syrup are the bestest 1,8=)
    }
    if (%go == 7) { .timer 1 1 msg $chan 13 Do you think, Guthix has a favorite color? I bet it's pink. Pink is such a pretty color...
    }
    if (%go == 8) { .timer 1 1 msg $chan 13 $nick ? Will you come to the meadow and catch butterflies with me? Pweeease?
    }
  }
}