on *:TEXT:*:#:{ inc %LinesofText [ $+ [ $nick ] ] { on *:NICK:#: { inc %TimeschangedNick [ $+ [ $nick ] ] { on *:KICK:#: { inc %KickedTimes [ $+ [ $nick ] ] { on *:TEXT:!ircstats*:#: { msg $chan Lines of text: %TimeschangedNick [ $+ [ $nick ] ]