on *:TEXT:*:#:{
inc %LinesofText [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
if ($1 == !ircstats) {
msg $chan Lines of text:  %TimeschangedNick [ $+ [ $2 ] ]
}
}
on *:NICK: {
inc %TimeschangedNick [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
}
on *:KICK:#: {
inc %KickedTimes [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
}