Jun 22 <blue_tetris> Kashkin's so postmodern, he has a toothbrushbrush to brush his toothbrush.
Jun 22 <blue_tetris> Kashkin is so postmodern, there is no such thing as history; there is now, there is othernow.
Jun 22 <LittleViking> Moonworld Kashkin is so post-modern, other historynow, otherhistorynow other other Take It To The Moon!
Jun 22 <blue_tetris> Kashkin is so postKwiftee, his maps are Don't Do -Everything-.
Jun 22 <blue_tetris> Kashkin is so postmodern, he replaces every brick in his house over the course of one year to prove that it would remain the same house.
Jun 22 <blue_tetris> Kashkin is so postmodern, he made a Wikipedia article about the Wikipedia article on Wikipedia; he insists that no one should ever make an article about his article.
Jun 22 <blue_tetris> Kashkin is so postmodern, his toenails are the viscounts of Castle Footmoor.
Jun 22 <blue_tetris> Kashkin is so postmodern, he wears earrings which are vaccuum cleaner attachments, and he wears them on his postman's face.
Jun 22 <blue_tetris> Kashkin is so postmodern, he only believes in the existence of one planet: DoubleEarth.
Jun 22 <LittleViking> Kashkin is so post-modern, he never listens to music; he only turns on music so -it- can listen to -him-.
Jun 22 <spect> In Soviet Russia, post-modern is Kashkin.
Jun 22 <blue_tetris> Kashkin is so postmodern, ; : . ! ?
Jun 22 <TheSeer> Kashkin is so post-modern, he views xkcd for its artistic value.
Jun 22 <blue_tetris> Kashkin is so postmodern, he can't understand the letter "Albert Camus".
Jun 22 <blue_tetris> Kashkin is so postmodern, he's breaking out of this sentence, ripping out of your IRC client, and tearing through your monitor, breaking the sixth wall.
Jun 22 <blue_tetris> Kashkin is so postmodern, he had his Nutrition Facts tattooed on his rear, in case he should ever fall into the hands of cannibals.
Jun 22 <TheSeer> Kashkin is so post-modern, he knows why her mother never told her why.
Jun 22 <blue_tetris> Kashkin is so postmodern, he Rincewind RincewidnSW a RincewindSW Rincewind Rincewind.
Jun 22 <blue_tetris> Kashkin is so ghostmodern.
Jun 22 <LittleViking> Kashkin is so post-modern, he honestly -does- want to Major /her/ Tom.
Jun 22 <blue_tetris> Kashkin is so postmodern, he mailed a picture of himself to LaVaar Burton going twice as a high as a butterfly.