on *:JOIN:#: { 
  if ($nick === Big_Boy_Yc99) {
    /msg $chan 9*Cheers* 4Big_Boy_Yc99 9has just joined the channel0,1!0,8!0,4!
  }
  elseif ($nick == knight_mette) {
    /msg $chan 9*Cheers* 12Knight_Mette 9has just joined the channel0,1!0,8!0,4!
  }
  elseif ($nick == rangedboyke) {
    /msg $chan 9*Cheers* 8Rangedboyke 9has just joined the channel0,1!0,8!0,4!
  }
}
on *:invite:#: {
  /msg $chan Hey 4.:: 3 $nick  4::. Thanks for inviting me to 4.:: 3 $chan  4::. I hope you enjoy my abilities.
}
on *:text:!part QuickBot*:#: {
  if ($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick isv $chan) part $chan 
}
on *:part:#: {
  /msg $chan 11.:: 3 $nick  11::. 9has left the channel.
}
on *:text:!qbcommands*:#: {
  /msg $nick !funcommands : shows you some funny commands.
}
on *:text:!funcommands*:#: {
  /msg $nick !fish : shows you a fish.
  /msg $nick !kirby : show you kirby.
  /msg $nick !dkirby : shows you a dancing kirby.
  /msg $nick !cops : shows you cops chasing a car.
  /msg $nick !phats : shows you a list of phat.
  /msg $nick !pie : mm, a lovely pie, what should it do?.
}
on *:text:!fish*:#: {
  /notice $nick <>< *blub blub*
}
on *:text:!kirby*:#: {
  /notice $nick <(°_°)>
}
on *:text:!dkirby*:#: {
  /notice $nick <(°_°<) ^(°_°)^ (>°_°)> *dance*
}
on *:text:!cops*:#: {
  /notice $nick 0,1--2,11[4,11=2,11]0,1----13,6[ ]0,1--
}
on *:text:!phats*:#: {
  /msg $nick !red phat : shows you a red phat.
  /msg $nick !white phat : shows you a white phat.
  /msg $nick !blue phat : shows you a blue phat.
  /msg $nick !green phat : shows you a green phat.
  /msg $nick !purple phat : shows you a purple phat.
  /msg $nick !yellow phat : shows you a yellow phat.
}
on *:text:!red phat*:#: {
  /notice $nick 4|\/\/|  
  /notice $nick 4|___|
}
on *:text:!white phat*:#: {
  /notice $nick 15|\/\/|  
  /notice $nick 15|___|
}
on *:text:!blue phat*:#: {
  /notice $nick 12|\/\/|
  /notice $nick 12|___|
}
on *:text:!green phat*:#: {
  /notice $nick 9|\/\/|
  /notice $nick 9|___|
}
on *:text:!purple phat*:#: {
  /notice $nick 13|\/\/|
  /notice $nick 13|___|
}
on *:text:!yellow phat*:#: {
  /notice $nick 8|\/\/|
  /notice $nick 8|___|
}
on *:text:!pie*:#: {
  /msg $chan 4 $nick  Has trowed a pie in his face.
}