on *:input:*: {
  if ($$1 === .nick) { nick $$2 }
  if ($$1 === .add) { cs access # add $$2-
  if ($$1 === .list) { cs access # list }
  if ($$1 === .del) { cs access # del $$2 }
  if ($$1 === .w) { whois $$2 }
  if ($$1 === .akick) ( cs akick # add $$2- }
  if ($$1 === .delakick) { cs akick # del $$2 }
  if ($$1 === .akicklist) { cs akick # list }
  if ($$1 === .k) { kick # $$2 [ Noobs pwnt: %kicks ] | inc %kicks 1 }
}