on *:text:!count:#: { 
  inc %served 
  alias stats { 
    var %x = 1 
    var %op = 0, %hop = 0, %voice = 0, %reg = 0 
    while (%x <= $chan(0)) { 
      if ($me isop $chan(%x)) inc %op 
      if ($me ishop $chan(%x)) inc %hop 
      if ($me isvoice $chan(%x)) inc %voice 
      if ($me isreg $chan(%x)) inc %reg 
      inc %x 
    } 
    if ( $chan(0) == 1 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 2 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    }  
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 3 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    }      
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 4 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    }        
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 5 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    }        
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 6 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    }          
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 7 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    }        
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 8 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    }            
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 9 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    }              
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 10 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    }                  
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 11 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    }                    
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 12 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    }                        
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 13 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 14 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 15 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    }  
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 16 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 17 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 18 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 19 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 20 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 21 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 22 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 23 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSiwft] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 24 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 25 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 26 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 27 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 28 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 29 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
    elseif ( $chan(0) == 30 ) { 
      msg $chan [iSwift] I am in $chan(0) $+ (s) I'm an op in %op of them. A Hop in %hop of them. A Voice in %voice of them. A Regular in %reg of them. 
    } 
  } 
} 
}