on *:TEXT:lol*:#: { 
  set %lol $rand(1,10) 
  if (%lol == 1) describe $chan laughs along with $nick for 32.37 seconds 
  if (%lol == 2) describe $chan laughs along with $nick for 10.75 seconds 
  if (%lol == 3) describe $chan laughs along with $nick for 2.89 seconds 
  if (%lol == 4) describe $chan laughs along with $nick for 20.27 seconds 
  if (%lol == 5) describe $chan laughs along with $nick for .01000 seconds 
  if (%lol == 6) describe $chan laughs along with $nick for 12.5 seconds 
  if (%lol == 7) describe $chan laughs along with $nick for 18.34 seconds 
  if (%lol == 8) describe $chan laughs along with $nick for 5.23 seconds 
  if (%lol == 9) describe $chan laughs along with $nick for 7.77 seconds 
  if (%lol == 10) describe $chan laughs along with $nick for 69 seconds 
}