[To the tune of Chamillionaire's "Ridin' Dirty" or Weird Al's "White and Nerdy".]

They hear me meowing, they're barking
I know they're all thinkin' I'm a meowing kitty

Think I'm just a meowing kitty
Think I'm just a meowing kitty
Can't you see I'm a meowing kitty
Meow at me I'm a meowing kitty

I wanna hiss at the puppies
But so far they all think I'm a meowing kitty

Think I'm just a meowing kitty
Think I'm just a meowing kitty
I'm just a meowing kitty
A little furry meowing kitty

Those little puppies are so mean
I use the litterbox so the floor is clean
I sink my claws into a dog owner's jeans
The number of claws I have is eighteen
I hate when you pet me to the contrary
That big dog over there is scary
My best friend is a human whose name is Larry
I'd like to catch that little mouse named Jerry

My Meow Mix page is all totally meowed at
Got people beggin' for my top meow spaces
I like playing with the humans' shoelaces
I chase that mouse pointer and all its traces