Session Start: Sun Jul 08 22:50:50 2007 Session Ident: #php [22:50:50] * Disconnected Session Close: Sun Jul 08 22:50:51 2007 Session Start: Mon Jul 09 08:26:18 2007 Session Ident: #php [08:26:18] * Now talking in #php [08:26:18] * Topic is 'A channel dedicated to PHP/MySQL. PHP tutorials/functions list: http://tinyurl.com/ug3a. MySQL syntaxes and tutorials: http://tinyurl.com/eka9q. Syntax for PHP function lookup: !php . For browser scripting or HTML/CSS help, #HTML. Congratulations to 7Steve for winning the challenge!' [08:26:18] * Set by `slushpuppy\ on Mon Jun 25 14:52:24 [08:29:47] erm [08:29:49] like [08:30:50] ie. !eval $blah = "random"; echo("$blah") [08:31:24] the script would execute that.. [08:38:20] * Renegade has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [08:43:21] * reportingsjr has quit IRC (Quit: GAAAAH) [08:45:21] * Unborn[N|A] has joined #php [08:48:47] * Unborn[N|A] is now known as Ben [08:49:04] * Ben is now known as Ben_Drop_ur_Nick_So_I_can_have [08:49:20] * Ben_Drop_ur_Nick_So_I_can_have is now known as Unborn [08:51:47] * Patje`|away is now known as Patje` [08:54:47] <07Clay_The_Arc> [AMSG] (01:54:27) (@James) they so rudly interuped my jacking off [08:57:55] jacking off 1cm? :< [08:58:03] fail [08:59:31] * cky`out has quit IRC (Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 4.02 :: www.XLhost.de )) [09:03:01] * UnDeSiReD has joined #php [09:04:14] * UnDeSiReD is now known as Nameless|AFK [09:04:27] 10[12AFK10] 04Reason: 07Sleep [09:04:49] * Renegade has joined #php [09:04:51] <07Clay_The_Arc> [AMSG] 2(120202:120402:123402) 02(@James02) i have porn in the bottom left corner of my screen [09:05:13] <07iJames> [AMSG] I hate u clay lol [09:07:29] * `Whitey has joined #php [09:08:38] * `Whitey has left #php [09:11:23] * toby|bnc is now known as tobylane [09:12:05] i hate clay 2 [09:12:21] im untamed, i need a leash [09:12:34] we da bes [09:13:03] <12tobylane> Am I staff anymore blair? [09:14:57] no idea [09:14:59] im remakin da bot [09:15:08] and its runnin 2.0, u werent admin on 2.0 [09:15:20] u were on 2.1 [09:15:35] <12tobylane> Haha [09:16:24] * adz has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [09:19:42] * Oww_My_Nose is now known as Oww_My_Nose[AwaY] [09:19:56] * Oww_My_Nose[AwaY] is now away: sleep [09:20:09] * adz has joined #php [09:27:32] hey, has anyone here read Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' ? [09:27:38] <12tobylane> Yep [09:27:50] <07Clay_The_Arc> Nope [09:28:03] do you remember much of it? [09:28:05] <07Clay_The_Arc> dont have the attention span to read what i saw on mullberry street much less hamlet [09:28:11] <12tobylane> Yep [09:28:48] can you remember any quote that would support the claim the Hamlet is enigmatic? [09:29:12] <07Clay_The_Arc> da fact he wuz [09:29:17] <07Clay_The_Arc> wait [09:29:21] <07Clay_The_Arc> wdf does enigmatic mean [09:29:36] hard to understand [09:29:45] or ... unclear [09:29:55] <07Clay_The_Arc> nope [09:30:08] <07Clay_The_Arc> never read da buk [09:30:24] kk [09:30:52] * kennyboy93 shoots himself because he is screwed for homework >< [09:30:58] <07Clay_The_Arc> lol [09:31:04] * Kenny_8642 has joined #php [09:31:14] <07Clay_The_Arc> i have 0 reading attention span [09:31:19] <07Clay_The_Arc> i cant even sit thru an audio book [09:31:24] wow... [09:31:27] thats pretty bad [09:31:32] <07Clay_The_Arc> i know [09:31:33] how about a picture book? [09:31:39] <07Clay_The_Arc> nope [09:31:44] <07Clay_The_Arc> i was playing rs [09:31:47] <07Clay_The_Arc> and couldn't sit thru the giver [09:31:49] <07Clay_The_Arc> ;; [09:32:00] <07Clay_The_Arc> i even locked it on my comp [09:32:06] <07Clay_The_Arc> and i ended up blasting msuci over it [09:32:07] <07Clay_The_Arc> lmfao [09:32:17] lolz [09:32:28] by louis lowry *typo?* [09:32:32] ? [09:32:41] <07Clay_The_Arc> i think so [09:32:46] <07Clay_The_Arc> da book about da gay community [09:32:48] <07Clay_The_Arc> were dey control j00 [09:32:54] who like killing each other [09:33:08] and not telling anyone about it? [09:33:14] <07Clay_The_Arc> yea [09:33:19] <07Clay_The_Arc> no sex [09:33:27] <07Clay_The_Arc> and u have to take dese pills to control ur hormones [09:33:40] <07Clay_The_Arc> which r referred to as a da feeling or w/e [09:33:51] yeah, that book was funny [09:33:57] maybe ill do an analysis of it [09:34:02] <07Clay_The_Arc> lol [09:34:07] <07Clay_The_Arc> it bored the shit out of me [09:34:17] i can imagine [09:34:37] it took me 4 readings to actually get the story to stick in my head [09:35:31] <07Clay_The_Arc> lol [09:35:38] <07Clay_The_Arc> i had a take home test [09:35:39] <07Clay_The_Arc> and failed it [09:35:50] <07Clay_The_Arc> thats how boring that book was [09:36:02] <07Clay_The_Arc> i forgot i could google the answers -.- [09:36:21] <07Clay_The_Arc> o shit i forgot [09:36:36] <07Clay_The_Arc> i couldn't sit thru the spark notes of it either lmfao [09:36:43] HAHAHA [09:36:50] * kennyboy93 dies laughing [09:37:13] but spark notes is frigging annoying [09:37:19] its got good stuff and all [09:37:19] but its so frigging bland [09:37:36] <07Clay_The_Arc> everything bores the shit out of me [09:38:00] <07Clay_The_Arc> unless i'm actively doign it [09:38:43] that can be interpreted in sooo many ways [09:38:57] <07Clay_The_Arc> i meant it in all ways. [09:39:22] lolz, k [09:39:41] is there such thing as actively listening to music? [09:39:52] <07Clay_The_Arc> yes [09:40:16] <07Clay_The_Arc> u can actively look at porn too [09:40:40] that was one of the interpretations i was talking about [09:40:43] <07Clay_The_Arc> lol [09:44:17] * iShock has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [09:46:30] * iShock has joined #php [10:02:45] <07Clay_The_Arc> [AMSG] (03:02:36) (+`Frost) Horny over anime. [10:04:11] * Maxdamantus has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [10:06:13] * Maxdamantus has joined #php [10:06:14] <04l^_^l> [Maxdamantus] test test [10:06:14] <04l^_^l> Ah. Here's Maxdamantus. Hi Maxdamantus! [10:06:14] <04Y> [Maxdamantus] 14For quick and easy trouble shooting, hold 4alt14, and type "4fxqfire14" [10:06:14] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao Maxdamantus Maxdamantus [10:06:41] <07Clay_The_Arc> omfg i love my old clan [10:07:32] <12tobylane> Why am I 13th? [10:07:37] <12tobylane> I was before clooth.. [10:13:35] * tobylane is now known as toby|bnc [10:15:22] * Blair has quit IRC (Excess Flood) [10:15:34] * Blair has joined #php [10:33:56] * Clay_The_Arc has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [10:34:45] * Clay_The_Arc has joined #php [10:34:46] <04Y> [clay_the_arc] 2(120202:125602:120102) 02(Big_O|Fishing02) i wanna skull fuck the first asian man i see [10:34:46] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Clay_The_Arc [10:37:34] * Clay_The_Arc has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [10:39:41] * Clay_The_Arc has joined #php [10:39:41] <04Y> [clay_the_arc] 2(120202:125602:120102) 02(Big_O|Fishing02) i wanna skull fuck the first asian man i see [10:39:41] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Clay_The_Arc [10:41:29] * Scott has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [10:41:37] * Scott has joined #php [10:41:42] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Scott [10:52:00] [Global] Anyone know a logo generator site other than cooltext.com? Please PM Me if you do. Thanks. [11:04:50] <07Clay_The_Arc> [AMSG] Restarting because mirc is having edit box problems [11:04:53] * Clay_The_Arc has quit IRC (Quit: 12( www.nnscript.de 12:: NoNameScript 4.02 12:: www.XLhost.de 12)) [11:06:09] * Clay_The_Arc has joined #php [11:06:09] <04Y> [clay_the_arc] 2(120202:125602:120102) 02(Big_O|Fishing02) i wanna skull fuck the first asian man i see [11:06:09] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Clay_The_Arc [11:11:08] * adz is now known as adz`sophie [11:12:29] * adz`sophie is now known as adz [11:12:34] * adz is now known as adz`sophie [11:13:07] * Fear|Away has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [11:14:56] <07Clay_The_Arc> [AMSG] 2(120402:121402:121502) 02(+`Frost02) im able to get hard over my femalr rs char. [11:22:59] if (getenv("REMOTE_ADDR") == 203.217.0.41) { [11:23:06] ^ would that work? [11:24:46] * Clay|Sleep has joined #php [11:25:13] * Clay_The_Arc has quit IRC (SVSKilled: NickServ (GHOST command on nickname clay_the_arc (clay_the_arc) by Clay|Sleep (authorized by password))) [11:25:16] * Clay|Sleep is now known as clay_the_arc [11:25:17] * ChanServ sets mode: +h clay_the_arc [11:25:23] <04Maxdamantus> Unborn, no. [11:25:28] <04Maxdamantus> You'd get a syntax error. [11:25:32] <04Maxdamantus> Unexpected "." [11:25:35] mmhmmmm [11:25:41] How can i fix that? [11:26:00] <04Maxdamantus> if($_SERVER[REMOTE_ADDR] == "203.217.0.41"){ [11:26:12] O.o [11:26:16] Ok. Thanks [11:26:25] <07clay_the_arc> Maxdamantus [11:26:33] <07clay_the_arc> wouldnt u need ' instead of "? [11:26:41] <04Maxdamantus> clay_the_arc, no. [11:26:48] <07clay_the_arc> o [11:26:51] <07clay_the_arc> y not tho? [11:26:52] <04Maxdamantus> " means it parses stuff inside the quotes. [11:26:55] <04Maxdamantus> ' doesn't. [11:26:58] <07clay_the_arc> yea [11:27:02] <07clay_the_arc> itd parse the . [11:27:06] <04Maxdamantus> Look: [11:27:28] <04Maxdamantus> !set $blarg hello world [11:27:47] <04Maxdamantus> !eval global $blarg; say("test: $blarg\n123"); [11:27:47] <04l^_^l> test: hello world [11:27:47] <04l^_^l> 123 [11:27:54] <04Maxdamantus> !eval global $blarg; say('test: $blarg\n123'); [11:27:54] <04l^_^l> test: $blarg\n123 [11:28:05] <07clay_the_arc> yea [11:28:10] <07clay_the_arc> but wouldnt the . parse [11:28:13] <04Maxdamantus> clay_the_arc, no, "." doesn't mean anything. [11:28:16] <07clay_the_arc> Oh [11:28:18] <04Maxdamantus> In double quotes. [11:28:23] <07clay_the_arc> O [11:28:28] <04Maxdamantus> It does in regex though, but double quotes don't do regex. [11:29:56] <07clay_the_arc> i thought it was like da mirc . [11:30:05] <07clay_the_arc> mirc $+* [11:31:35] * iKnow has joined #php [11:32:49] It's more like $& I guess [11:32:54] * Unborn has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [11:33:05] * iKnow is now known as Unbotn [11:33:09] * Unbotn is now known as Unborn [11:33:30] * Clay|Sleep has joined #php [11:33:45] * clay_the_arc has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [11:33:50] * Clay|Sleep is now known as clay_the_arc [11:33:51] * ChanServ sets mode: +h clay_the_arc [11:33:59] * iShock has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [11:35:10] * iShock has joined #php [11:35:35] * adz`sophie has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [11:38:55] * Graham has joined #php [11:38:55] <04l^_^l> [Graham] die('test'); [11:44:40] * Blair is now known as moi_69 [11:49:08] * Myth has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [11:51:08] * moi_69 is now known as Blair [11:56:18] * toby|bnc is now known as tobylane [11:59:03] * Myth has joined #php [12:15:24] * enoyhs has joined #php [12:15:35] * enoyhs has left #php [12:28:37] <07clay_the_arc> Maxdamantus [12:28:57] <07clay_the_arc> theres 1,012 bytes in a kilabyte, correct? [12:29:09] <12tobylane> 1024 [12:29:22] <12tobylane> 1000 in a kibibyte [12:29:22] <07clay_the_arc> o [12:29:24] <07clay_the_arc> i was close [12:29:24] <07clay_the_arc> :P [12:29:42] <07clay_the_arc> kila = base 2? [12:37:29] * iShock has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [12:38:36] * iShock has joined #php [12:41:25] * KHobbits sets mode: +v Darwin8 [12:43:52] <07KHobbits> @urban 2 retard [12:43:52] <12Darwin8> 04UrbanDict: [2/7] most people on yahoo chat. [12:43:57] <07KHobbits> @urban 3 retard [12:43:57] <12Darwin8> 04UrbanDict: [3/7] George H. W. Bush [12:44:00] <07KHobbits> @urban 4 retard [12:44:00] <12Darwin8> 04UrbanDict: [4/7] 1. A person with a mental deficiency 2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way. [12:44:04] <07KHobbits> @urban 5 retard [12:44:05] <12Darwin8> 04UrbanDict: [5/7] A person with an IQ below 70 and who is impaired in normal, social, or occupational functioning. [12:44:09] <07KHobbits> @urban 6 retard [12:44:09] <12Darwin8> 04UrbanDict: [6/7] -Usually used to label someone as stupid. -Not commonly used to make fun of the disability. Also, see Qizzer. [12:44:15] <07KHobbits> @urban 7 retard [12:44:16] <12Darwin8> 04UrbanDict: [7/7] Somebody who isn't YOU. [12:46:52] <07clay_the_arc> KHobbits [12:46:59] <07clay_the_arc> Darwin = yours? [12:47:02] <07KHobbits> indeed [12:47:05] <07clay_the_arc> nice [12:47:07] <07clay_the_arc> gj on it [12:47:11] * Sharpie has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [12:47:23] <07KHobbits> its tcl [12:47:28] <07clay_the_arc> o [12:47:31] <07clay_the_arc> i thought PHP [12:47:41] <07KHobbits> bit of both -.- [12:47:44] <07clay_the_arc> =p [12:47:46] <07clay_the_arc> parsers? [12:48:06] <07KHobbits> beyond parsers, the 'parser' remembers defnames [12:48:08] <07KHobbits> and knows exp [12:48:14] <07KHobbits> and has a web interface [12:48:20] <07KHobbits> based around a mysql db [12:48:24] <07clay_the_arc> nice [12:48:26] <07clay_the_arc> link? [12:48:32] <07KHobbits> >:| [12:48:34] <07clay_the_arc> i wanna take a look [12:48:40] <07clay_the_arc> i'm not gonna use on mine [12:48:45] <07KHobbits> oh i see [12:48:49] <07KHobbits> its down currently anyway [12:48:52] <07clay_the_arc> oh [12:49:00] * KHobbits is rather annoyed actually * [12:49:01] <07clay_the_arc> i have my own :P [12:49:03] <07clay_the_arc> y [12:49:05] <07KHobbits> the server is having problems [12:49:14] <07KHobbits> and i dont have a db backup [12:49:20] <07KHobbits> so cant rehost it [12:49:21] <07clay_the_arc> ouch [12:49:34] <07KHobbits> it shares the db with a fansite [12:49:44] <07clay_the_arc> to store RSN's? [12:49:51] * tobylane is now known as toby|bnc [12:49:54] <07KHobbits> more that the items shown [12:50:10] <07clay_the_arc> allowing users to store their own RSN from the site? [12:50:11] <07KHobbits> it shares the same db as the website calcs [12:50:16] <07clay_the_arc> oh [12:50:19] <07clay_the_arc> which 1? [12:50:25] <07KHobbits> runesource. [12:50:39] <07clay_the_arc> oh [12:51:21] <07KHobbits> their website is down as well -.- [12:51:39] <07KHobbits> i think the websserver took a hit [12:52:15] * Unborn is now AWAY - Reason - Dinnah - Logs - On - Left at - 18:52:20 [12:52:15] * Unborn is now known as Unborn[N|A] [12:52:27] <07clay_the_arc> yea i DDOS'd it. sorry. [12:52:28] <07clay_the_arc> ;p [12:52:32] * KHobbits rather likes runesource its a well run little fansite, it always beats tipit/runehq on the speed of getting guides up * [12:52:55] * Drift has joined #php [12:55:11] <07KHobbits> quite mature staff, and most have or have had rs powers, like pmod or fmod [12:55:57] <07KHobbits> the guy doing the market guide in the rs forums, uses the db on the fansite to make it :D [12:56:23] <07clay_the_arc> nice [12:58:22] <07KHobbits> bbl [12:58:30] * KHobbits is now known as Hobbits|away [13:02:35] * Fear has joined #php [13:03:25] 4_-'4@Steve4'-_ [13:03:26] ya here? [13:03:30] <07clay_the_arc> i r [13:03:41] clay, you ever sleep? [13:03:43] <07clay_the_arc> yes [13:04:21] <07clay_the_arc> whuddya need help wif/ [13:04:25] * Hobbits|away is now known as KHobbits [13:04:31] nothing actualy [13:04:36] i just needed somtin from Steve [13:05:30] * Fear is now known as Fear|Away [13:05:36] * Fear|Away is now known as Fear|School [13:11:29] * Unborn[N|A] is now known as Unborn [13:11:29] * Unborn is now BACK - Reason - Dinnah - Gone for - 19mins 14secs [13:11:47] [AMSG] Brb [13:11:51] * Kenny_8642 has quit IRC (Quit: http://Officialzezima.com) [13:13:36] * Tom is now known as tom|gunz [13:17:16] * Kenny_8642 has joined #php [13:18:59] * Blair is now known as ktravaglini [13:19:06] !setgreet hi my bot was owned by Blair :( [13:19:10] * ktravaglini is now known as Blair [13:19:22] <07clay_the_arc> lol [13:19:27] * clay_the_arc is now known as Furbs [13:19:43] <07Furbs> `eval fwrite($con,"PRIVMSG #php hi"); [13:19:55] <07Furbs> `eval fwrite($con,"PRIVMSG #php hi \n"); [13:20:02] <07KHobbits> 0.o [13:20:10] <07Furbs> ~eval fwrite($con,"PRIVMSG #php hi \n"); [13:20:37] * Cream^BNC has joined #php [13:20:47] <07KHobbits> cream msg #php *slaps clay* [13:20:47] *slaps clay* [13:20:53] <07Furbs> wot [13:20:57] * Blair is now known as ktravaglini [13:21:03] <07KHobbits> cream msg #php *slaps blair* [13:21:03] *slaps blair* [13:21:08] !setgreet my bot got owned by blair lol =-p =-p =-p =-p =-p =-p =-p =-p [13:21:12] * ktravaglini is now known as Blair [13:21:14] * Furbs is now known as Clay_The_Arc [13:21:21] der [13:21:24] fixd [13:21:36] <07KHobbits> blair, Cream^BNC, has no mirc connected to it ;) [13:22:01] <07KHobbits> sbnc supports tcl scripts on the bnc :P [13:22:03] <07Clay_The_Arc> ~eval fwrite($con,"PRIVMSG #php hi \n"); [13:22:05] <07Clay_The_Arc> wtf [13:22:08] <07Clay_The_Arc> when i usr ~ [13:22:13] <07Clay_The_Arc> my nick gets all orange n stuff [13:22:31] <07KHobbits> 0.o [13:22:40] * Furbness has joined #php [13:22:40] * Furbness_ has joined #php [13:22:49] * Clay_The_Arc is now known as Furbs [13:22:53] <07Furbs> ~eval fwrite($con,"PRIVMSG #php hi \n"); [13:22:59] * Graham is now known as Furbss [13:23:03] [04:22:25 am] sbnc supports tcl scripts on the bnc :P [13:23:04] i n0 [13:23:06] * Furbss is now known as Graham [13:23:08] <07Furbs> `eval () [13:23:13] <07Furbs> `eval gksgjsf(); [13:23:16] <07Furbs> damn [13:23:24] * Furbs is now known as Clay_The_Arc [13:23:26] <07Clay_The_Arc> LMFAO [13:23:29] <07Clay_The_Arc> LMFAO [13:23:30] <07Clay_The_Arc> LMFAO [13:23:34] <07KHobbits> cream msg $chan *twacks blair outside the head* [13:23:35] *twacks blair outside the head* [13:23:48] <07Clay_The_Arc> "The internet is the Mark of the Beast" [13:23:54] `eval fwrite($con,"PRIVMSG #PHP $_SERVER[REMOTE_ADDR] \n"); [13:23:55] idk wtf lol! [13:24:03] <07Clay_The_Arc> LMFAO [13:24:16] go fuck urself Clay_The_Arc [13:24:19] <07Clay_The_Arc> No Blair [13:24:24] * Furbness_ has quit IRC (Client exited) [13:24:25] <07Clay_The_Arc> some dude just called this radio station [13:24:26] tat was my first advanvced php statement [13:24:26] <07Clay_The_Arc> and said it [13:24:28] o [13:24:41] <07KHobbits> cream part #php [13:24:41] * Cream^BNC has left #php [13:24:50] <07Clay_The_Arc> "the number 6 in the jewish alphabet is w, so when u type in the address your typing 666" [13:25:25] o [13:25:27] <07KHobbits> lol [13:25:33] <07Clay_The_Arc> lmfao... [13:25:33] * KHobbits laughs his ass off * [13:25:40] <07Clay_The_Arc> i'm laughing so hard [13:26:14] * Darwin8 laughs his ass off * [13:26:41] <07Clay_The_Arc> LMFAO [13:27:08] <07Clay_The_Arc> this dude decided to rip the doors off this car in water 28ft deep, can't swim and jumps off a 40ft dirt ramp and drowns to death [13:27:32] * Darwin8 slaps clay with an odd stick [13:27:39] <07Clay_The_Arc> isit in ur pants? [13:27:51] <07KHobbits> D@bash [13:27:52] <12Darwin8> 04-|bash 2566|- if aol has ever taught me anything its the alt+ codes [13:27:54] <12Darwin8> 04|bash 2566| MACRO SKILLZ FO LYPHE [13:28:05] <07KHobbits> 0.o [13:28:16] <07KHobbits> D!bash clay_the_arc [13:28:22] <07Clay_The_Arc> ? [13:28:30] <07KHobbits> aww your in no bash quotes :P [13:28:37] <07KHobbits> D!bash blair> [13:28:44] <07KHobbits> D!bash blair [13:28:53] <07KHobbits> !bash 10829 [13:29:01] <07Clay_The_Arc> D@bash clay [13:29:03] <12Darwin8> 04!bash search results: Q# 608100 | Q# 84803 | Q# 4954 | Q# 202648 | Q# 17009 | Q# 5030 | Q# 5269 | Q# 82115 | Q# 20347 | Q# 5010 [13:29:09] <07KHobbits> !bash 433425 [13:29:13] <07Clay_The_Arc> @bash 608100 [13:29:14] <[MD]Plasma> "Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?" [13:29:15] <12Darwin8> 04!bash: quote has too many lines to display in public channel (max 8, quote has 14): sending as notice instead. [13:29:52] <07Clay_The_Arc> (06:29:37) (Darwin8) Ignoring Clay_The_Arc for 5 min because command flood limit reached in #php (5:30) [13:29:54] <07Clay_The_Arc> wtf? [13:30:49] <07KHobbits> odd [13:30:57] <07KHobbits> i dont see 5 commands used at all [13:32:01] * Myth has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [13:33:10] <07Clay_The_Arc> how many bytes are in a terabyte? [13:33:34] thousand gb [13:33:38] <07Clay_The_Arc> yea [13:33:42] <07Clay_The_Arc> but how many bytes [13:33:47] <07KHobbits> @gcalc bytes are in a terabyte [13:33:48] <12Darwin8> 1 terabyte = 1,099,511,627,776 bytes [13:33:54] <07Clay_The_Arc> wtf........ [13:34:00] <07Clay_The_Arc> how the fuck did u set that up [13:34:01] 1 099 511 627 776 [13:34:04] lol [13:34:09] <07KHobbits> there is 1024 bytes in a kb [13:34:13] <07Clay_The_Arc> yea [13:34:14] <07Clay_The_Arc> but i mean [13:34:30] 1024kb in a gb [13:34:31] 1024 gb in a tb [13:34:31] <07Clay_The_Arc> oh [13:34:33] <07Clay_The_Arc> nvm ;p [13:35:04] <07KHobbits> @gcalc 1gbp in usd [13:35:11] <07KHobbits> @gcalc 1 gbp in usd [13:35:25] <12Darwin8> 1 British pound = 2.0106 U.S. dollars [13:35:31] @ clay, google: terabyte to bytes [13:35:31] <07KHobbits> now that was lagged [13:35:41] KHobbits, gcalc stands for google calc? [13:35:44] <07KHobbits> yep [13:35:52] thought so [13:35:53] ;) [13:36:03] <07Clay_The_Arc> =p [13:36:05] <07KHobbits> the usd is dying a slow death [13:36:07] <07Clay_The_Arc> howd u set that up? [13:36:17] <07Clay_The_Arc> KHobbits it will be for another 5months [13:36:22] <07Clay_The_Arc> once bush is outta office [13:36:24] clay, google terabyte to bytes [13:36:29] usd to euro [13:36:29] etc [13:36:33] <07KHobbits> @google terabyte to bytes [13:36:33] <[MD]Plasma> 10[14Google Result10]: 10Top result for "14terabyte to bytes10": 10http://www.t1shopper.com/tools/calculate/ [13:36:34] <12Darwin8> 1 terabyte = 1 099 511 627 776 bytes [13:36:34] 14I'm feeling lucky: 04http://www.t1shopper.com/tools/calculate/ [13:36:34] <04l^_^l> 14I'm feeling lucky: 04http://www.t1shopper.com/tools/calculate/ [13:36:36] <07Clay_The_Arc> yea but i mean full the answer [13:36:53] <07KHobbits> whats wrong with that result? [13:36:54] <07Clay_The_Arc> pull* [13:37:00] <07Clay_The_Arc> its spaced [13:37:03] <07Clay_The_Arc> and not formatted [13:37:19] <07KHobbits> 1,099,511,627,776 1 099 511 627 776 1099511627776 [13:37:25] <07KHobbits> choose which you prefer? :P [13:37:32] <07Clay_The_Arc> formatted [13:38:18] <07Clay_The_Arc> 1906285556 Days 13 Hours 24 Minutes 52.43 Seconds [13:38:34] <07Clay_The_Arc> ^ to downlioad 1 petabyte on my connection [13:38:37] <07Clay_The_Arc> lmfao [13:38:45] <07Clay_The_Arc> exabyte* [13:39:39] @gcalc exabyte to bytes [13:40:27] <07Clay_The_Arc> 1,152,921,504,606,847,000 [13:40:47] lol [13:41:18] * Myth has joined #php [13:41:32] <07KHobbits> anyway [13:41:33] <07KHobbits> my gcalc is rather cool :D [13:41:33] <07KHobbits> and clay, the flood script is still rather buggy [13:41:33] <07KHobbits> the bots got rather hammered the other day [13:41:33] <07KHobbits> so i had to build in a flood protect script [13:41:34] * KHobbits is now known as Hobbits|away [13:41:38] * Hobbits|away is now known as KHobbits [13:41:46] <07Clay_The_Arc> oh [13:42:00] <07KHobbits> 9/7 12:36:50 <%Clay_The_Arc> formatted [13:42:00] <07KHobbits> 9/7 12:37:31 <%KHobbits> anyway [13:42:00] <07KHobbits> 9/7 12:39:08 <%KHobbits> my gcalc is rather cool :D [13:42:00] <07KHobbits> 9/7 12:39:27 <%KHobbits> and clay, the flood script is still rather buggy [13:42:01] <07KHobbits> 9/7 12:39:36 <%KHobbits> the bots got rather hammered the other day [13:42:02] <07KHobbits> 9/7 12:39:51 <%KHobbits> so i had to build in a flood protect script [13:42:03] <07KHobbits> 9/7 12:39:58 <%KHobbits> its not really been tested [13:42:20] <07Clay_The_Arc> and [13:43:02] <07KHobbits> i had it working but i had it working for any line starting with @ or ! [13:43:03] <07KHobbits> :P [13:43:11] <07Clay_The_Arc> =p [13:43:13] <07KHobbits> so i edited it to only count real commands -.- [13:43:26] <07Clay_The_Arc> shouldnt of been hard [13:43:26] <07KHobbits> it seems, bash, counts each line as a command [13:43:29] * Rama has joined #php [13:43:29] Ah. Here's Rama. Hi Rama! [13:43:31] <07Clay_The_Arc> o [13:43:34] <07Clay_The_Arc> ;\ [13:43:34] * tom|gunz is now known as Tom [13:43:40] <07KHobbits> because it feeds each line through the parser [13:43:41] * Rama is now known as Furbs [13:44:23] <07Clay_The_Arc> 1,152,921,504,606,847,000 [13:44:26] <07Clay_The_Arc> how would u say that? [13:45:22] <07Clay_The_Arc> 1 quadrillion 152zillion 921trillion 504billion 606million 847thousand? [13:45:40] <07KHobbits> erm, i dont think so [13:45:47] <07Clay_The_Arc> then how? ; [13:45:49] <07KHobbits> oh, nvm [13:45:58] <07KHobbits> sorry, getting mistaken [13:46:09] <07Clay_The_Arc> is zillion even a number? [13:46:40] <07KHobbits> an old billion was a million millions [13:46:47] <07Clay_The_Arc> one quintillion , [13:46:49] <07Clay_The_Arc> one hundred fifty two quadrillion , [13:46:51] <07Clay_The_Arc> nine hundred twenty one trillion , [13:46:53] <07Clay_The_Arc> five hundred four billion , [13:46:55] <07Clay_The_Arc> six hundred six million , [13:46:57] <07Clay_The_Arc> eight hundred forty six thousand , [13:46:59] <07Clay_The_Arc> nine hundred seventy six [13:47:01] <07Clay_The_Arc> :S [13:47:10] <04Maxdamantus> zillion isn't a number. [13:47:15] <07Clay_The_Arc> didnt think so [13:47:15] <04Maxdamantus> I'll work it out. [13:47:19] <04Maxdamantus> 1,152,921,504,606,847,000 [13:47:19] <07Clay_The_Arc> i just did [13:47:21] <04Maxdamantus> Hmm.. [13:47:28] <07Clay_The_Arc> http://www.webmath.com/cgi-bin/saynum.cgi [13:47:28] <07Clay_The_Arc> :D [13:47:37] <07Clay_The_Arc> err [13:47:40] <07Clay_The_Arc> http://www.webmath.com/saynum.html [13:47:42] * Furbsss has joined #php [13:47:43] <04Y> [Furbsss] [10:28:59] I'm heterosexual | [10:29:20] Its spelled "homosexual" in your case =D [13:47:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Furbsss [13:48:07] <04Maxdamantus> 847 thousand, 606 million, 504 billion, 921 trillion, 152 quadrillion, 1 quintillion. [13:48:10] <04Maxdamantus> Reverse. [13:48:14] <07Clay_The_Arc> yea [13:48:20] <07Clay_The_Arc> :D ty [13:48:32] <07Clay_The_Arc> u just won me some random shit on the radio lmfa [13:48:34] <07Clay_The_Arc> lmfao* [13:48:35] <04Maxdamantus> 1 quintillion, 152 quadrillion, 921 trillion, 504 billion, 606 million, 847 thousand. [13:49:08] <07Clay_The_Arc> shit [13:49:09] <07Clay_The_Arc> dads up [13:49:10] <07Clay_The_Arc> night [13:49:15] <04Maxdamantus> 'Night [13:49:17] * Clay_The_Arc is now known as Clay|Sleep [13:49:17] * Clay|Sleep is now away: Going To Sleep [13:49:36] * Furbness has quit IRC (Client exited) [13:49:45] * Furbness has joined #php [13:49:45] * Renegade has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [13:49:50] * Furbsss has left #php [13:49:50] * Furbsss has joined #php [13:49:51] <04Y> [Furbsss] [10:28:59] I'm heterosexual | [10:29:20] Its spelled "homosexual" in your case =D [13:49:51] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Furbsss [13:49:51] Ah. Here's Furbsss. Hi Furbsss! [13:49:53] <07Furbsss> :D [13:50:09] <07Furbsss> !eval say(md5(lol)); [13:50:09] 9cdfb439c7876e703e307864c9167a15 [13:50:12] <07Furbsss> good [13:50:16] <04Maxdamantus> @md5 lmfao [13:50:16] 14md5: 04d8a157f9fc1f6f335d3c6af61180d7be [13:50:16] <04l^_^l> 14md5: 04d8a157f9fc1f6f335d3c6af61180d7be [13:50:22] <07Furbsss> :P [13:50:24] <04Maxdamantus> @encrypt rofl [13:50:24] <04l^_^l> 14Encrypted: 04FW^T^PTKDVW^ [13:50:24] 14Encrypted: 04FW^T^PTKDVW^ [13:50:31] <07Furbsss> !eval exec ("php /home/furby/max-phpbot/phpbot.php .snm.conf >/dev/null &"); [13:50:31] * Blair is now known as jimal [13:50:34] !setgreet im gay [13:50:36] * jimal has quit IRC (Killed (hub.uk.eu.SwiftIRC.net (Self Collision))) [13:50:46] <07Furbsss> LOL [13:50:49] * Blair has joined #php [13:50:50] * Maxtehmantus has joined #php [13:50:51] <04l^_^l> Ah. Here's Maxtehmantus. Hi Maxtehmantus! [13:51:07] !do NS GHOST Maxdamantus [13:51:07] * Maxdamantus has quit IRC (SVSKilled: NickServ (GHOST command on nickname Maxdamantus (Maxdamantus) by l^_^l (authorized by group membership))) [13:51:12] * Maxtehmantus is now known as Maxdamantus [13:51:16] <07Furbsss> !eval for($i=1;$i!=4;$i++) { say("LOL $i"); } [13:51:18] LOL 1 [13:51:18] LOL 2 [13:51:18] LOL 3 [13:51:21] <07Furbsss> :D [13:51:23] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao Maxdamantus Maxdamantus [13:51:34] <04Maxdamantus> I'm making a snap script. :D [13:51:41] <07Furbsss> @owl orly [13:51:46] .Â¸__Â¸ [13:51:46] (oÂ¸o) [13:51:46] /)__) [13:51:46] -"-"- [13:51:46] O rly? [13:51:46] <07Furbsss> :P [13:51:49] <04Maxdamantus> @owl yarly [13:51:50] <04l^_^l> .Â¸__Â¸ [13:51:50] <04l^_^l> (O.O) [13:51:50] <04l^_^l> /)__) [13:51:50] <04l^_^l> -"-"- [13:51:50] <04l^_^l> YA RLY! [13:52:04] <07Furbsss> !eval exec ("php /home/furby/max-phpbot/phpbot.php .swift.conf >/dev/null &"); [13:52:09] * Furbness_ has joined #php [13:52:14] .join rstrivia [13:52:18] oopz [13:52:29] <07Furbsss> !eval say(md5(lol)) [13:52:35] <04Maxdamantus> Wow. I didn't know it was able to write to a file? [13:52:50] <04Maxdamantus> Does that mean the shell changes the pipe to that file? [13:53:54] <04Maxdamantus> Interesting. [13:54:05] <07Furbsss> !owl bunny [13:54:06] <07Furbsss> @owl bunny [13:54:06] /)/) [13:54:06] (O.O) [13:54:06] ("I") [13:54:06] Teh bunny owns joo [13:54:18] <07Furbsss> !eval nick(Furbness) [13:54:22] <07Furbsss> !eval nick("Furbness") [13:54:25] <07Furbsss> !eval nick("Furbness"); [13:54:26] * Furbness_ has quit IRC (Client exited) [13:54:30] why would u use the owl command for a bunny lOL [13:54:32] <07Furbsss> :o [13:54:42] * Furbness has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [13:54:42] * Furbness_ has joined #php [13:54:51] * Furbness_ has quit IRC (Client exited) [13:54:56] * Furbness has joined #php [13:55:15] <07Furbsss> !time [13:55:26] <07Furbsss> !eval say(time()); [13:55:27] 1183961052 [13:55:32] <07Furbsss> !eval say(time(h:m)); [13:55:43] <07Furbsss> !eval say(date(h:M)); [13:56:53] * Renegade has joined #php [13:56:53] Ah. Here's Renegade. Hi Renegade! [13:57:05] <07Furbsss> !say lol [13:57:10] <07Furbsss> @say lol [13:57:10] lol [13:57:16] * Furbness has quit IRC (Client exited) [13:57:21] <07Furbsss> go damn [13:57:23] <07Furbsss> god* [13:58:19] <04Maxdamantus> Furbs, you can't fork like how you tried. [13:58:22] <04Maxdamantus> * Furbness has quit (Ping timeout) [13:58:27] <04Maxdamantus> It just changes the output. [13:58:33] <04Maxdamantus> You can fork with PHP though. [13:58:40] <04Maxdamantus> Watch. [13:59:16] * Furbness has joined #php [13:59:43] <04Maxdamantus> !eval global $proc = pcntl_exec(); if(!$proc){shell_exec("php phpbot.php .swift.conf");} [13:59:46] <07Furbsss> !encode sex [13:59:54] <07Furbsss> @encode sex [13:59:54] <04Maxdamantus> @say test [13:59:54] <04l^_^l> test [13:59:55] 14Encoded: 04c2V4 [13:59:55] <04l^_^l> 14Encoded: 04c2V4 [14:00:07] <07Furbsss> @encode sex [14:00:07] 14Encoded: 04c2V4 [14:00:07] <04l^_^l> 14Encoded: 04c2V4 [14:00:09] <07Furbsss> !encode sex [14:00:27] <04Maxdamantus> !eval global $proc; $proc = pcntl_exec(); if(!$proc){shell_exec("php phpbot.php .swift.conf");} [14:00:27] * l^_^l_ has joined #php [14:00:32] <07Furbsss> eval exec ("php /home/furby/max-phpbot/phpbot.php .swift.conf >/dev/null &"); [14:00:32] <04Maxdamantus> @say Hello world [14:00:32] Hello world [14:00:36] <07Furbsss> thats how Furbness is running [14:00:37] <04Maxdamantus> Damn. [14:00:57] * l^_^l_ has quit IRC (Client exited) [14:00:57] <04l^_^l> Hello world [14:01:03] <04Maxdamantus> [00:00:57] >l^_^l_< !eval die(); [14:01:10] <07Furbsss> @uptime [14:01:10] 02:09:56 up 3 days, 51 min, 9 users, load average: 0.50, 2.63, 3.05 [14:01:10] <04l^_^l> 02:09:56 up 3 days, 51 min, 9 users, load average: 0.50, 2.63, 3.05 [14:01:14] <04Maxdamantus> !eval global $proc; $proc = pcntl_exec(); if($proc){shell_exec("php phpbot.php .swift.conf");} [14:01:23] <04Maxdamantus> @say test [14:01:24] <04l^_^l> test [14:02:24] <07Furbsss> @act lol [14:02:25] * Furbness lol [14:02:34] <07Furbsss> @pid [14:02:34] 14PID: 04 [14:03:05] <07Furbsss> @sysinfo [14:03:06] 14Uptime: 0402:11:52 up 3 days 14System: 04Linux, 2.6.19.2-grsec 14CPU: 15(04AMD Athlon(tm) XP 2000+14, 041,67314MHz15) 14Memory: 15(14RAM-Total: 04256,936 14RAM-Free: 0414,79214KB Swap-Total: 04746,98014KB Swap-Free: 04467,59214KB15) [14:03:06] 14Disks: 15(14sda1: 15(14Total: 041990019614bytes Used: 0467%14 Mounted: 04/15)15) [14:03:06] <04l^_^l> 14Uptime: 0402:11:52 up 3 days 14System: 04Linux, 2.6.19.2-grsec 14CPU: 15(04AMD Athlon(tm) XP 2000+14, 041,67314MHz15) 14Memory: 15(14RAM-Total: 04256,936 14RAM-Free: 0414,36414KB Swap-Total: 04746,98014KB Swap-Free: 04467,59214KB15) [14:03:06] <04l^_^l> 14Disks: 15(14sda1: 15(14Total: 041990019614bytes Used: 0467%14 Mounted: 04/15)15) [14:03:18] * Blair is now known as jos [14:03:24] <07Furbsss> !sysinfo [14:03:26] <04Maxdamantus> @uptime [14:03:27] !setgreet im gay with rockmuzikant [14:03:29] * jos is now known as Blair [14:03:32] <04l^_^l> 02:12:12 up 3 days, 53 min, 9 users, load average: 3.62, 3.18, 3.22 [14:03:32] 02:12:12 up 3 days, 53 min, 9 users, load average: 3.62, 3.18, 3.22 [14:03:37] <04Maxdamantus> They're battling each other in #kicking. [14:03:40] nice lag? [14:04:23] <07Furbsss> !eval join ("#mIRC.ms); [14:04:25] <07Furbsss> !eval join ("#mIRC.ms"); [14:04:36] <07Furbsss> !eval join("#mIRC.ms"); [14:04:43] <07Furbsss> !eval join(#mIRC.ms); [14:04:46] <07Furbsss> !eval join (#mIRC.ms); [14:04:50] <04Maxdamantus> He's going to die. [14:04:56] <04Maxdamantus> join isn't a function. [14:05:02] * kennyboy93 has quit IRC (Quit: brb) [14:05:29] <07Furbsss> !gtfo #kicking [14:05:35] <07Furbsss> pwnd [14:05:36] <07Furbsss> :P [14:05:56] <04Maxdamantus> [00:05:50] <-- l^_^l has kicked Furbness from #kicking (Cya! Come back soon.) [14:05:56] <04Maxdamantus> [00:05:50] * Furbness (furby@moruroa.phoenix-network.org) has joined #kicking [14:05:56] <04Maxdamantus> [00:05:51] <-- l^_^l has kicked Furbness from #kicking (Cya! Come back soon.) [14:06:01] <04Maxdamantus> Still going. [14:06:20] * kennyboy93 has joined #php [14:06:24] Maxdamantus [14:06:25] Maxdamantus [14:06:30] [05:03:52 am] @uptime [14:06:32] [05:03:58 am] 02:12:12 up 3 days, 53 min, 9 users, load average: 3.62, 3.18, 3.22 [14:06:33] [05:03:58 am] 02:12:12 up 3 days, 53 min, 9 users, load average: 3.62, 3.18, 3.22 [14:06:35] y r dey so slo [14:06:42] <04Maxdamantus> Because of #kicking [14:06:45] ic ic [14:06:48] <07Furbsss> @gtfo #kicking [14:07:03] !eval PRIVMSG #Php penis [14:07:11] <04Maxdamantus> Furbs is using my bot's source, I know how it works. Xd [14:07:16] <07Furbsss> !stats [14:07:19] Xd [14:07:23] !stats [14:07:26] !stats zezima [14:07:36] <07Furbsss> @slapchan [14:07:37] * Furbness Slaps James[Idle]5, James[Idle]4, James[Idle]3, James[Idle]2, James[Idle]1, KHobbits, Patje`, Unknown17466, Mithshark, [MD]Plasma, owwBot, ScrAm, [14:07:42] 5 15126.13293 04(Warrior Based) [14:07:47] LOL 126.13293? [14:07:49] thats wrong :) [14:07:55] it shuld b exactly 126 [14:07:56] * iShock has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:07:57] <07Furbsss> @join #mirc.ms [14:08:16] !stats zezima [14:08:41] <07KHobbits> can i ask every bot owner a serious question. [14:08:47] * Blair is listening to "50 Cent - Laughing Straight To The Bank" » [00:00/03:13] (128 bitz | 2.95MB) [14:08:47] ok [14:08:47] go [14:08:51] <07KHobbits> why do bots rejoin after being kicked. [14:08:59] idk some fags have it on auto rejoin [14:09:04] * iShock has joined #php [14:09:05] im not sure if i have mine on [14:09:05] :S [14:09:16] FO FO FAGOT [14:09:17] <07KHobbits> what is the point of having these blacklists on kick then. [14:09:19] sry datz frum my song [14:09:24] idk wtf!!!!!!!!!!@ [14:09:43] * Furbness has quit IRC (Client exited) [14:09:51] * Furbness has joined #php [14:09:57] <07Furbsss> @say lol [14:09:58] lol [14:10:04] <04Maxdamantus> @say lol [14:10:04] <04l^_^l> lol [14:10:09] <07Furbsss> @say COMPLETELY SECURED [14:10:09] <07KHobbits> i simply add a channel to autojoin on join, and take the channel from autojoin on part or kick [14:10:09] COMPLETELY SECURED [14:10:09] <07Furbsss> :p [14:10:19] <07Furbsss> go on Max get around that [14:10:33] <07Furbsss> @8ball [14:10:34] <04l^_^l> 14You whisper "0414" to the 04Magic 8 Ball14, and gently give it a rub... [14:10:35] 14You whisper "0414" to the 04Magic 8 Ball14, and gently give it a rub... [14:10:35] <07KHobbits> infact, kicking my bot, causes less script lag than part [14:10:36] <04l^_^l> 14The 04Magic 8 Ball 14displays in it's window: 04No [14:10:37] 14The 04Magic 8 Ball 14displays in it's window: 04You can count on it [14:10:39] <07KHobbits> @say test [14:10:44] o [14:10:44] <04Maxdamantus> @say test [14:10:45] <04l^_^l> test [14:11:03] <07KHobbits> @8ball penis [14:11:03] <[MD]Plasma> 10To make you feel good...HECK NO! [14:11:05] <04l^_^l> 14You whisper "04penis14" to the 04Magic 8 Ball14, and gently give it a rub... [14:11:07] <04l^_^l> 14The 04Magic 8 Ball 14displays in it's window: 04Possibly [14:11:12] *@moruroa.phoenix-network.org [14:11:15] lol free hostin? :< [14:11:27] <04Maxdamantus> Yup. Ownage for free. [14:11:34] <04Maxdamantus> I don't pay for things on the internet. [14:11:34] <07Furbsss> l^_^l is maxdamantu@moruroa.phoenix-network.org * Maxdamantus' Bot [14:11:35] <07Furbsss> :P [14:11:41] y [14:11:46] <04Maxdamantus> Other than components for my computer. [14:11:47] u pay 4 internet [14:11:48] :< [14:11:58] <04Maxdamantus> That's not "on" the internet though. [14:11:59] <07Furbsss> @join #mirc.ms [14:12:03] * Blair is listening to "Da Dopeman - T.I." » [00:02/05:12] (256 bitz | 9.51MB) [14:12:04] ye [14:12:38] <07KHobbits> i pay for whatever would make me happier if i paid for it :P [14:12:46] <07KHobbits> mainly, things to provide a service [14:13:03] <07KHobbits> like £2.50 for my darwin's shell and bnc [14:13:14] <07KHobbits> and about the same for my website [14:13:16] <07Furbsss> @reload [14:13:32] <07Furbsss> !pid [14:13:39] <07Furbsss> brb [14:15:16] <07Furbsss> @say ah [14:15:18] ah [14:15:19] <07Furbsss> @joke [14:15:20] <[MD]Plasma> 10If you want a joke go look in the mirror! [14:15:25] o [14:15:27] @joke [14:15:27] <[MD]Plasma> 10If you want a joke go look in the mirror! [14:15:28] @joke [14:15:29] <[MD]Plasma> 10If you want a joke go look in the mirror! [14:15:32] fuck u [14:15:41] <04Maxdamantus> @say Hello world [14:15:41] <04l^_^l> Hello world [14:15:44] fuck u [14:15:54] <04Maxdamantus> @encrypt lolz [14:15:55] <04l^_^l> 14Encrypted: 04ZQV^T^PAEBRZ\ [14:16:12] ..LOL [14:16:18] <07Furbsss> @decrypt ZQV^T^PAEBRZ\ [14:16:20] <04Maxdamantus> Much lag? [14:16:37] * Monie has joined #php [14:19:20] * Furbs is now known as Furbs[BNC] [14:21:17] * Furbsss has quit IRC (Quit: X-Static Codes cater to both the novice and more experienced programmers and scripters. We thrive on user-submissions and support, and we encourage you to participate. So please feel free to share your codes. Thanks for your support. http://xstatic.webtastix.) [14:22:14] * iShock has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:23:22] * iShock has joined #php [14:29:43] [amsg] go to #Jess|Bot and say that the bot said it will rape you when you typed !stats [14:33:47] * `Monie has joined #php [14:34:16] <`Monie> :O [14:35:01] * `Monie has quit IRC (Quit: .:Wii-Battle:. Nintendo Ds and Wii WiFi website) [14:35:32] * adz has joined #php [14:42:17] !price dragon long [14:42:45] !price rune [14:44:57] * Pc_Dark goes back to slashdot... [14:46:40] <[MD]Plasma> 14[10Runescape Update14] 10Date: 1409-Jul-2007 10Heading: 14POH room increase and more [14:48:56] * Kenny_8642 has quit IRC (Quit: http://Officialzezima.com) [14:49:39] <04`slushpuppy\> !chanstats [14:50:10] [AMSG] G2g. Sleep -> Other Stuff. Bai... <3 [14:50:13] Crap [14:50:20] is this right [14:50:57] for($i=1;$i<6;$i++; privmsg($who, "Test");) [14:50:57] ? [14:51:11] <04Maxdamantus> No. [14:51:16] [AMSG] Gone. <3 [14:51:18] * Unborn has quit IRC (Quit: ) [14:51:19] What was it? [14:51:46] <04Maxdamantus> for($i=1; $i<6;$i++){privmsg($who, "Test");} [14:51:52] ooo [14:51:56] Thank you. ;) [14:53:35] * Rupert has joined #php [14:53:37] y [14:53:50] y [14:54:02] ASP.NET is superior 2 php [14:54:11] Nevar, [14:54:37] * Monie has never used asp.net [14:54:38] :p [14:55:23] try it [14:55:23] http://msdn.microsoft.com/vstudio/express/vwd/ [14:55:35] thats a free IDE and it comes with a debug server too [14:55:45] u can use VB.NET or C#!! [14:55:58] It works on mac? [14:56:07] no but macs suk LOL [14:56:11] NEVAR [14:56:15] wat mac do u have [14:56:22] iMac [14:56:26] I HAV A MACBOOK!!! [14:56:30] Maxdamantus, whats wrong with this line [14:56:31] im guna instal vista on it [14:56:33] @eval for($i=1; $i<6;$i++){ fwrite($socket, "PRIVMSG $who \001ACTION shots Monie\001\n"); } [14:56:36] lol vista sucks [14:56:40] y dus it suk [14:56:41] * iShock has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:56:51] it got so many bugs its t3h suckz [14:56:55] no it doesnt [14:57:01] cha ;) [14:57:09] * toby|bnc is now known as tobylane [14:57:12] :O [14:57:22] -Monie- VERSION X-Chat Aqua 0.16.0 (xchat 2.6.1) Darwin 7.9.0 [Power Macintosh/233.00MHz] [14:57:24] ur mac sux dik [14:57:27] nope [14:57:33] y [14:57:35] <04`slushpuppy\> sry but vista reduces a a fast computer into a slow 1 [14:57:38] It's pretty fast for 233MHz [14:57:43] <12tobylane> Slush? [14:57:44] no it dusnt `slushpuppy\ [14:57:44] <12tobylane> Rupert, you suck dicks... [14:57:46] * iShock has joined #php [14:57:47] <04`slushpuppy\> sup tobylane [14:57:50] lol [14:57:50] sdfu tobylane [14:57:53] rofl [14:57:55] <04Maxdamantus> Vista sucks. [14:58:00] ^^ [14:58:02] <04`slushpuppy\> Rupert, my friend's laptop takes about 2 mins 2 load [14:58:11] <04`slushpuppy\> n he gt like 533 mhz [14:58:13] my desktop takes about 20 secs to load [14:58:14] wats ur point [14:58:22] <04`slushpuppy\> vista is slow [14:58:25] no its not [14:58:26] <04`slushpuppy\> too bloody slow [14:58:28] My desktop loads in like 2-3 seconds [14:58:29] BAM [14:58:39] my computer owns yall peice of crap [14:58:43] rofl [14:58:52] y [14:58:55] wats ur computer [14:58:58] mac [14:58:59] ;) [14:58:59] a 233mhz mac LOL [14:59:05] its pretty fast actually [14:59:14] ya.ok.w/e. [14:59:22] Then when leopard comes out. [14:59:28] I'll go get that ;) [14:59:43] With 2GB of ram and 2.3GHz proccesor. [14:59:45] y [14:59:54] Leopard will own. [15:00:00] pls tell me y it wil own [15:00:05] they've stolen everything from vista [15:00:06] And it's only like 2,000. [15:00:20] they even have a transparent menubar thing [15:00:27] core animation is a cheap copy of windows presentation foundation [15:00:29] <04Maxdamantus> My desktop takes about 2-5 seconds to load. [15:00:31] mac been had that [15:00:32] <04Maxdamantus> (KDE) [15:00:41] mac been had transparent menu bar [15:00:44] *object dock [15:00:52] there is no menu bar [15:00:53] the dock is badly designed [15:00:56] theres a object dock [15:01:00] NEVAR [15:01:02] how stupid is that [15:01:06] at least on the windows taskbar [15:01:09] you can see what each window is [15:01:19] and vista flip3d and the minipreviews when you hover over the taskbar are pretty good [15:01:20] you can no mac [15:01:21] on* [15:01:22] and the previews in alt ab [15:01:25] tab* [15:01:44] <04Maxdamantus> Linux > * [15:01:44] i have windows xp and vista installed on my other computer [15:01:46] but on OSX all the open apps look the same and you have to hover over to see the names [15:01:47] vista b3 t3h suckz [15:01:59] no they dont [15:02:02] <12tobylane> Unix > *, kde < gnome [15:02:09] unix LOL [15:02:22] <04Maxdamantus> KDE > GNOME [15:02:23] <12tobylane> Emo friends screen name "i got dumped in that font, so change your font" [15:02:34] <12tobylane> Ubuntu > kubuntu [15:02:36] rofl [15:02:39] debian > ubuntu [15:02:43] Leopard > * [15:02:44] <12tobylane> No idea [15:02:52] <04RussellReal> The birds of RuneScape have been perched, sick as a parrot and grebe with envy over these graphical updates that have been higher in the pecking order. Well, now it's their tern; after all, "toucan play at that game". [15:02:53] <04Maxdamantus> Ubuntu == Debian [15:02:56] <04RussellReal> runescape ftl [15:03:06] dam right [15:03:06] <04RussellReal> "now it's their tern" [15:03:08] someone should ddos there server [15:03:11] <12tobylane> Isnt ubuntu the user friendly version of debian, and does leopard have a live cd [15:03:13] vista || freebsd > debian > mac shit > solaris [15:03:20] <12tobylane> ... [15:03:23] VISTA SUCKS [15:03:24] ubuntu is debian for retards [15:03:26] <12tobylane> Isnt leopard mac? [15:03:26] <04Maxdamantus> tobylane, Ubuntu is a Debian based Linux distribution. [15:03:32] tobylane, yea [15:03:33] it's [15:03:36] mac osx 10.5 [15:03:58] <04Maxdamantus> Rupert, Debian is used in alot of distribs. [15:04:00] <12tobylane> #3439 +(0)- [15:04:01] <12tobylane> i tell ya [15:04:01] <12tobylane> youre sitting here one minuite, the next thing you know youve just woken up and theres ya laptop under yer pillow... [15:04:01] <12tobylane> nope.. just you ... [15:04:13] <04Maxdamantus> Morphix, Mandriva (I think).. [15:04:14] ROFL [15:04:16] ok, Maxdamantus? [15:04:20] <12tobylane> #448 +(201)- [15:04:21] <12tobylane> man, i got a cramp in my leg when i was wacking off last night [15:04:21] <12tobylane> i need to stretch or something [15:04:21] I know [15:04:26] <12tobylane> #2278 +(4)- [15:04:26] <12tobylane> [23:05] <@Schrieks> and i don't relate to japanese guys in pr0n [15:04:26] <12tobylane> [23:05] <@Schrieks> their willies are tiny [15:04:26] <12tobylane> This is so garrishly true [15:04:26] <12tobylane> I think that's why there are so many asian people [15:04:26] <12tobylane> sperm has less length to travel [15:04:32] <12tobylane> ... [15:04:36] <12tobylane> Clay, thats crappy [15:05:06] <12tobylane> #338 +(-5)- [15:05:07] <12tobylane> muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push "power" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole internet going to DIE!! [15:05:11] <12tobylane> Cya [15:05:13] * tobylane is now known as toby|bnc [15:05:39] :O [15:05:40] cya [15:06:12] <04Maxdamantus> Give one reason why Mac is better than Linux (Don't say that the case looks cool) [15:06:23] <04Maxdamantus> And one reason why Vista is better than Linux. [15:06:28] because an idiot can use a mac [15:06:37] <04Maxdamantus> Other than gaming. [15:06:49] and an idiot can use vista [15:06:50] ok [15:07:03] No [15:07:07] Windows has a massive market share [15:07:12] I'm noy saying mac is better then linux [15:07:18] <07Pc_Dark> mac is awesome [15:07:19] Because mac is based off of unix. [15:07:21] 99% of recent windows apps work on vista [15:07:24] But mac is better then windows. [15:07:36] 99% isn't good enough. [15:07:37] why Monie [15:07:39] <07Pc_Dark> monie don't talk out your butt [15:07:41] Why not 100%? [15:07:42] ok [15:07:51] 0% of windows apps run natively on osx [15:07:54] Because windows suck. [15:07:55] NOT GOOD ENOUGH [15:07:59] WINE [15:08:03] wine is a piece of shit [15:08:07] <07Pc_Dark> ^^ [15:08:12] you can run some stuff [15:08:18] no way will you get 100% compatibility [15:08:19] <07Pc_Dark> wine is ugly [15:08:24] <07Pc_Dark> ndiswrapper is ugly too [15:08:25] ROFL [15:08:28] oly shiz [15:08:39] My php bot can do >:) things [15:08:43] <07Pc_Dark> OSX Leopard is awesome. [15:08:46] give someones IP rofl [15:08:53] <07Pc_Dark> it can't do that. [15:08:55] I made a special command for my bot [15:09:02] <07Pc_Dark> you can't do that [15:09:04] why do people think leopard is awesome [15:09:05] Yes. [15:09:08] its just like the mac equivalent to vista [15:09:11] <04Maxdamantus> no way will you get 100% compatibility [15:09:13] <07Pc_Dark> hosts are cloaked [15:09:19] <07Pc_Dark> thats very true Maxdamantus [15:09:20] <04Maxdamantus> Define "compatibility" [15:09:21] <07Pc_Dark> I like Vista [15:09:25] <07Pc_Dark> but I like OS X more [15:09:26] * `slushpuppy\ sets mode: -bb *!*@MG-.- *!*@Swift-E02B3279.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net [15:09:28] * `slushpuppy\ sets mode: -bb *!*@Swift-86B2F841.range81-129.btcentralplus.com *!*@Swift-8EDDDDA8.lei3.cable.ntl.com [15:09:38] It opens multiple proxys then connects to that one ip and keeps connecting and re-connecting until it finally d/c them [15:09:50] I just type a command and the ip [15:09:51] AND WAM [15:10:03] rofl [15:10:21] Pc_Dark, [15:10:21] compatibility as in whether it runs or not Maxdamantus [15:10:29] nvm [15:10:30] <07Pc_Dark> what Monie [15:10:34] and whether stuff is broken [15:10:37] <04Maxdamantus> I can run almost any Windows program in wine. [15:10:40] <07Pc_Dark> Rupert is correct Maxdamantus [15:10:42] OK [15:10:45] <07Pc_Dark> but [15:10:48] run the .NET framework and swiftswitch for me Maxdamantus [15:10:49] and get pics [15:11:01] show me guild wars playing too [15:11:07] <07Pc_Dark> you can run mono & wine swiftswitch [15:11:18] <04Maxdamantus> Swiftswitch is shit. [15:11:27] <07Pc_Dark> of course it is [15:11:28] <07Pc_Dark> anyways [15:11:45] <04Maxdamantus> I've run Swift on Wine before. [15:11:56] <04Maxdamantus> But I removed it. [15:12:06] can you run VB6!!!!? [15:12:20] <04Maxdamantus> VB is shit. [15:12:24] i know [15:12:28] lol [15:12:29] but you cant run it lolz [15:12:40] <04Maxdamantus> Havn't tried. [15:13:13] <04RussellReal> sigh [15:13:14] hmm [15:13:27] How would I open a new terminal from php? [15:13:30] in eval. [15:13:35] shell_exec? [15:13:46] r u guna get an iphone Monie [15:13:49] <04Maxdamantus> What do you mean open a new terminal? [15:13:53] nah [15:13:56] like [15:13:57] <04Maxdamantus> Monie, a graphical one? [15:14:00] no [15:14:05] jst a regular terminal [15:14:08] just* [15:14:13] <04Maxdamantus> Monie, a graphical one? [15:14:18] whats it called in windows? [15:14:21] command prompt [15:14:38] <04Maxdamantus> Try shell_exec("cmd"); [15:14:59] <07Pc_Dark> shell_exec doesn't work on non win32 systems [15:15:00] k [15:15:03] <04Maxdamantus> No, that won't work. [15:15:06] <04Maxdamantus> Pc_Dark, yes it does. [15:15:10] <07Pc_Dark> no it doesnt [15:15:13] yesit does [15:15:14] <07Pc_Dark> err [15:15:18] <07Pc_Dark> it doesn't work ON win32 systems [15:15:19] <04Maxdamantus> Pc_Dark, you dumb? [15:15:23] rofl [15:15:24] <04Maxdamantus> Pc_Dark, yes it does. [15:15:27] <07Pc_Dark> no [15:15:29] <04Maxdamantus> Pc_Dark, yes it does. [15:15:32] <07Pc_Dark> no [15:15:38] anyone gonna watch the homerun derby today? [15:15:38] <04Maxdamantus> I remember using it when I used to use Windows. [15:15:42] <07Pc_Dark> no [15:15:47] <04Maxdamantus> So I was able to access the command prompt from PHP. [15:15:47] <07Pc_Dark> it doesn't work correctly then [15:15:51] <07Pc_Dark> you're supposed to use exec() [15:15:52] <04Maxdamantus> Pc_Dark, how so? [15:15:55] <07Pc_Dark> not shell_exec() [15:16:00] <04Maxdamantus> I used shell_exec, worked fine. [15:16:09] <07Pc_Dark> it doesn't work correctly on win32 [15:16:20] <07Pc_Dark> please stop arguing with me [15:16:23] <07Pc_Dark> you won't win. [15:16:37] <04Maxdamantus> It DOES. [15:16:40] Maxdamantus [15:16:47] <04Maxdamantus> You mean pcntl_exec? [15:16:48] Pc_Dark thought microsoft exchange server was an operating system [15:17:04] <04Maxdamantus> The pcntl functions are only available on POSIX based systems. [15:17:06] <04Maxdamantus> Rupert, yes? [15:17:22] . [15:17:24] <07Pc_Dark> Maxdamantus: I'm not stupid. [15:17:31] <07Pc_Dark> shell_exec doesn't work properly on win32 [15:17:34] <07Pc_Dark> thanks for shutting up [15:18:00] <04Maxdamantus> Yes it does. [15:18:16] <04Maxdamantus> What doesn't work properly about it? [15:18:20] <07Pc_Dark> I already said it doesn't work correctly [15:18:27] <07Pc_Dark> it doesn't output correctly always [15:18:28] <04Maxdamantus> What doesn't work properly about it? [15:18:31] <04Maxdamantus> It does. [15:18:32] <07Pc_Dark> It is made to work on linux [15:18:35] <07Pc_Dark> Will you shut up! [15:18:40] <04Maxdamantus> It outputs the STDOUT [15:18:56] <07Pc_Dark> \you don't know what you're talking about sorry [15:19:08] <04Maxdamantus> Yes I do. [15:19:15] <07Pc_Dark> Shut up then! [15:19:33] <04Maxdamantus> Why would I shut up if I knew what I was talking about? [15:19:35] <07Pc_Dark> It was said that it doesn't work on php/4 I believe! [15:19:40] <07Pc_Dark> Because I told you to [15:19:54] <07Pc_Dark> maybe it was fixed in PHP/5.2 [15:19:57] <04Maxdamantus> [01:19:15] <%Pc_Dark> Shut up then! [15:19:58] can we all just agree that ASP.NET is more consistent and a better web development platform [15:20:03] <04Maxdamantus> [01:19:15] <%Pc_Dark> Shut up then! [15:20:09] <07Pc_Dark> I agree Rupert [15:20:24] <07Pc_Dark> Much [15:20:25] <04Maxdamantus> PHP isn't only used for web development. [15:20:29] <07Pc_Dark> but PHP still has its place [15:20:33] <07Pc_Dark> Really it is max [15:20:34] <04Maxdamantus> l^_^l is a PHP bot. [15:20:39] <07Pc_Dark> PHP bots suck [15:20:43] <07Pc_Dark> well [15:20:46] <04Maxdamantus> How so? [15:20:53] <07Pc_Dark> PHP = block language [15:20:55] <04Maxdamantus> What can other bots do that PHP can't? [15:20:58] <07Pc_Dark> .NET = Better > * [15:21:07] <04Maxdamantus> What can other bots do that PHP can't? [15:21:08] <07Pc_Dark> PHP is a native block language [15:21:12] <07Pc_Dark> Do you know what that means? [15:21:15] CHA CHA [15:21:20] <04Maxdamantus> Single threaded? [15:21:23] <07Pc_Dark> It means it can't do 2 things at the same time [15:21:33] <04Maxdamantus> But it CAN. [15:21:35] <04Maxdamantus> Watch this. [15:21:37] <07Pc_Dark> No it can't. [15:21:40] <04Maxdamantus> Yes it can. [15:21:45] <04Maxdamantus> Watch. [15:21:45] <07Pc_Dark> It can't ping and message a server at the same time [15:21:57] <04Maxdamantus> Pc_Dark, yes, it can. [15:21:59] <07Pc_Dark> if it has 1000 commands to be sent [15:22:03] <07Pc_Dark> It will do them one by one [15:22:05] <04Maxdamantus> Ping as in the ping command? [15:22:07] <07Pc_Dark> with .NET, it won't [15:22:13] <07Pc_Dark> You are extremely dull. [15:22:16] <07Pc_Dark> \RUPERT [15:22:21] <04Maxdamantus> Hang the fuck on, watch this. [15:22:27] <07Pc_Dark> Please explain to this person what a block language means [15:22:33] <07Pc_Dark> I don't see anything Maxdamantus [15:22:44] <07Pc_Dark> and must you swear? [15:22:50] <04Maxdamantus> proc_open opens a process as a file. [15:23:04] <04Maxdamantus> A file is a continuous stream of data (until it hits eof) [15:23:06] PHP as a general purpose language? HAH [15:23:13] <04Maxdamantus> Yes, it is. [15:23:23] <07Pc_Dark> PHP is a good web development thing for an open source operating system [15:23:24] <07Pc_Dark> it's stalbe and good [15:23:28] * Monie thinks * > .net [15:23:31] <07Pc_Dark> But ASP.NET is much more versatile and consistent [15:23:42] <07Pc_Dark> In ASP.NET you can use *ANY* language [15:23:47] Monie doesn't have a clue [15:23:55] You can't run ASP.NET on a linux host. [15:23:59] yes you can [15:24:02] <07Pc_Dark> Yea you can!!! [15:24:05] * Monie just nods [15:24:06] <07Pc_Dark> but not as well [15:24:09] (with mono) [15:24:15] and I think it is Pc_Dark [15:24:23] im not sure but i thought they had a full implementation of 1.1 [15:24:32] YOU BE T3H SUCKZ [15:24:36] <07Pc_Dark> I'd also say that PHP > ASP though [15:24:41] <07Pc_Dark> Active server pages are the suck.\ [15:25:01] <07Pc_Dark> rupet i use 2.0 [15:25:14] ASP sucked [15:25:25] ASP.NET is completely different though [15:25:25] <07Pc_Dark> I need a good webhost (windows) [15:25:35] <07Pc_Dark> with PHP, Python, and ASP.NET [15:25:38] <04Maxdamantus> !eval $procspec = array(array("pipe", "r"), array("pipe", "w")); $proc = proc_open("ping -c 10 google.com", $procspec, $pipes); while($proc){say(echo stream_get_contents($pipes[1]);} [15:25:42] <07Pc_Dark> like 200GB storage [15:25:51] <07Pc_Dark> and at least a 200gb bandwidth [15:26:04] <04Maxdamantus> !eval $procspec = array(array("pipe", "r"), array("pipe", "w")); $proc = proc_open("ping -c 10 google.com", $procspec, $pipes); while($proc){say(stream_get_contents($pipes[1]);} [15:26:07] Mike how much you willing to spend [15:26:08] <07Pc_Dark> That doesn't mean its multithreaded [15:26:15] <07Pc_Dark> $15/mo [15:26:28] * rangerguy39 has joined #php [15:26:30] I got a 1Gig connection on a dedi. [15:26:34] If I ping you [15:26:38] your shit is going down [15:26:39] rofl [15:26:40] anyone know a weather parser? [15:26:47] <07Pc_Dark> Monie: You couldn't take me down [15:26:48] <07Pc_Dark> ever. [15:26:58] <07Pc_Dark> DoS attacks are nothing [15:27:00] Yes, on your fios connection. [15:27:04] Give me your ip. [15:27:05] fios owns [15:27:07] <07Pc_Dark> /say $ip [15:27:08] anyone know a weather parser? [15:27:10] <07Pc_Dark> oops [15:27:26] <07Pc_Dark> 24.165.131.226 [15:27:30] k [15:27:33] $ip [15:27:36] <04Maxdamantus> Ok. Got it. [15:27:38] <04Maxdamantus> @say test [15:27:39] <04l^_^l> test [15:27:45] PHP doesnt even support namespaces? [15:27:49] <07Pc_Dark> ^^ [15:27:54] <04Maxdamantus> $procspec = array(array("pipe", "r"), array("pipe", "w")); $proc = proc_open("ping -c 10 google.com", $procspec, $pipes); while(!feof($pipes[1])){say(fread($pipes[1], 1024));} [15:27:56] <07Pc_Dark> ASP.NET supports everything [15:28:01] <04Maxdamantus> @say test [15:28:02] <04l^_^l> test [15:28:14] <07Pc_Dark> That didn't do anything Maxdamantus [15:28:24] <04Maxdamantus> I noticed. [15:28:55] <04Maxdamantus> I forgot the !eval anyway. [15:28:59] <04Maxdamantus> !eval $procspec = array(array("pipe", "r"), array("pipe", "w")); $proc = proc_open("ping -c 10 google.com", $procspec, $pipes); while(!feof($pipes[1])){say(fread($pipes[1], 1024));} [15:29:00] <04l^_^l> PING google.com (64.233.167.99) 56(84) bytes of data. [15:29:00] <04l^_^l> 64 bytes from py-in-f99.google.com (64.233.167.99): icmp_seq=1 ttl=247 time=15.9 ms [15:29:05] <04l^_^l> From corp.anoxs.net (69.64.36.242): icmp_seq=2 Redirect Host(New nexthop: 69.64.36.1) [15:29:05] <04l^_^l> 64 bytes from py-in-f99.google.com (64.233.167.99): icmp_seq=2 ttl=247 time=16.2 ms [15:29:05] <04l^_^l> 64 bytes from py-in-f99.google.com (64.233.167.99): icmp_seq=3 ttl=247 time=17.6 ms [15:29:06] <04l^_^l> 64 bytes from py-in-f99.google.com (64.233.167.99): icmp_seq=4 ttl=247 time=4.88 ms [15:29:07] <04l^_^l> 64 bytes from py-in-f99.google.com (64.233.167.99): icmp_seq=5 ttl=247 time=6.96 ms [15:29:08] <04Maxdamantus> See. [15:29:10] <04Maxdamantus> Owned noob. [15:29:10] <04l^_^l> 64 bytes from py-in-f99.google.com (64.233.167.99): icmp_seq=6 ttl=247 time=6.15 ms [15:29:13] <04l^_^l> 64 bytes from py-in-f99.google.com (64.233.167.99): icmp_seq=7 ttl=247 time=6.98 ms [15:29:16] <04l^_^l> 64 bytes from py-in-f99.google.com (64.233.167.99): icmp_seq=8 ttl=247 time=7.16 ms [15:29:19] <04l^_^l> 64 bytes from py-in-f99.google.com (64.233.167.99): icmp_seq=9 ttl=247 time=7.13 ms [15:29:20] <04Maxdamantus> Throttled. [15:29:22] <04l^_^l> 64 bytes from py-in-f99.google.com (64.233.167.99): icmp_seq=10 ttl=247 time=7.06 ms [15:29:25] <04l^_^l> --- google.com ping statistics --- [15:29:26] <04l^_^l> 10 packets transmitted, 10 received, 0% packet loss, time 12235ms [15:29:27] <04l^_^l> rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 4.886/9.612/17.615/4.630 ms [15:29:32] <04Maxdamantus> @say test [15:29:32] <04l^_^l> test [15:29:34] <04Maxdamantus> How's that? [15:29:42] <04Maxdamantus> I can even run that on a seperate thread if you want. [15:29:50] <04Maxdamantus> So it will listen to commands at the same time. [15:30:32] <04Maxdamantus> !eval global $pid; $pid = pcntl_fork(); if(!$pid){$procspec = array(array("pipe", "r"), array("pipe", "w")); $proc = proc_open("ping -c 4 google.com", $procspec, $pipes); while(!feof($pipes[1])){say(fread($pipes[1], 1024));}} [15:30:33] <04l^_^l> PING google.com (72.14.207.99) 56(84) bytes of data. [15:30:33] <04l^_^l> 64 bytes from eh-in-f99.google.com (72.14.207.99): icmp_seq=1 ttl=245 time=34.7 ms [15:30:33] <04l^_^l> From corp.anoxs.net (69.64.36.242): icmp_seq=2 Redirect Host(New nexthop: 69.64.36.1) [15:30:33] <04l^_^l> 64 bytes from eh-in-f99.google.com (72.14.207.99): icmp_seq=2 ttl=245 time=52.9 ms [15:30:34] <04l^_^l> 64 bytes from eh-in-f99.google.com (72.14.207.99): icmp_seq=3 ttl=245 time=27.9 ms [15:30:35] <04Maxdamantus> @say test [15:30:35] <04l^_^l> test [15:30:36] <04l^_^l> 64 bytes from eh-in-f99.google.com (72.14.207.99): icmp_seq=4 ttl=245 time=28.0 ms [15:30:39] <04l^_^l> --- google.com ping statistics --- [15:30:40] <04l^_^l> 4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 3000ms [15:30:41] <04l^_^l> rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 27.976/35.933/52.914/10.188 ms [15:30:55] Pc_Dark, [15:30:57] you there? [15:31:00] <04Maxdamantus> PHP IS able to multi thread, and it CAN read processes in real time. [15:31:00] <07Pc_Dark> ahem [15:31:18] hi [15:31:41] Pc_Dark is it okay if i take a screen shot of your hostname? [15:31:49] * Myth has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [15:32:04] DID HE PING u Pc_Dark [15:32:06] You gonna ping yet? [15:32:10] rofl [15:32:19] im guessing hes on BNC [15:32:19] I got a 1Gig connection on a dedi. [15:32:21] whos dedi Monie [15:32:37] i was lieing bout that I want one my mom and dad want buy :/ [15:32:40] LOL [15:32:46] <04Maxdamantus> Monie, no. It's not a rDNS. [15:32:54] <04Maxdamantus> It's a vHost from the server. [15:33:00] o [15:33:02] <04Maxdamantus> .Saves isn't an official TLD. [15:33:02] http://nitrousirc.net/50mb.bin << 1gbit [15:33:04] so hes still there [15:33:16] Rupert, you have a 1GIG dedi. [15:33:17] cool [15:33:54] Pc_Dark, isnt there [15:33:56] ping this ip [15:33:59] 24.165.131.226 [15:34:02] * Pc_Dark has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [15:34:05] what are you pinging it with [15:34:12]