on *:TEXT:*brb*:#:{ if (%gone. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] == $null) { /set %gone. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $ctime /set %reason [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $2- /msg $chan $nick is now away, because $2- } } on *:TEXT:*back*:#:{ if (%gone. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] != $null) { /msg $chan $nick is back from %reason [ $+ [ $nick ] ] . Time Gone $duration($calc($ctime - %gone. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $ctime))) /unset %gone. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] } } on *:text:!timer:#:{ timer 1 10 msg $chan 4give a big congratz to josh for makeing me really do something i love you joshahahahaha 5(roflmao) !!!! } on $*:TEXT:/^[!@.](rs)?stats */Si:#: { if (!$2) { .notice $nick Enter an RSN to look up! | halt } if ($len($2) > 12) { .notice $nick RSN too long! | halt } var %x = 1 while ($sock(rsstats. $+ %x)) inc %x .set %target. $+ %x $iif($left($1,1) == @,.msg $chan,.notice $nick) .set %rsn. $+ %x $replace($2-,$chr(32),+) sockopen rsstats. $+ %x parsers.o-ss.net 80 } on *:sockopen:rsstats.*: { var %x = $right($sockname,1) if ($sockerr > 0) { %target. [ $+ [ %x ] ] Socket Error: $sockerr | cleanup $sockname | halt } sockwrite -nt $sockname GET /oneline/stats.php?user= $+ %rsn. [ $+ [ %x ] ] $+ &showcmb=1&showcollons=1 HTTP/1.1 sockwrite -nt $sockname Host: parsers.o-ss.net sockwrite -nt $sockname $crlf } on *:sockread:rsstats.*: { var %x = $right($sockname,1) if ($sockerr > 0) { %target. [ $+ [ %x ] ] Socket Error: $sockerr | cleanup $sockname | halt } var %read | sockread %read if (: 0 isin %read) { %target. [ $+ [ %x ] ] %rsn. [ $+ [ %x ] ] is not in the Hi-Scores. You have to be in the top million of any skill with a skill level of at least 30. | cleanup $sockname } if (combat isin %read) { %target. [ $+ [ %x ] ] $remove(%read,END) } if (overall isin %read) { %target. [ $+ [ %x ] ] $remove(%read,END,|) | cleanup $sockname } } alias cleanup { unset %target. $+ $right($1,1) unset %rsn. $+ $right($1,1) sockclose $1 } on *:TEXT:!Calc*:#: { notice $nick 8,1.4,1::8,1.0,1The answer to $2 is: $calc($replace($2,x,*))8,1.4,1::8,1. } on *:TEXT:!8ball*:#:{ /set %8ball $rand(1,6) if (%8ball == 1) .msg $chan 10No! if (%8ball == 2) .msg $chan 10Yes if (%8ball == 3) .msg $chan 10Maybe if (%8ball == 4) .msg $chan 10Of course if (%8ball == 5) .msg $chan 10Are you crazy?!?! if (%8ball == 6) /msg $chan 10How should I know? } on *:Text:!meet*:#:{ set %meetname $nick set %meetworld $3 notice $2 %meetname would like to meet you for verification, please go to world %meetworld at pest control. } on *:OP:#: { if ($opnick == $me) { inc %op msg $chan 4Thanks So Much!!for the Op $nick Do You Have A Partyhat You Own That Bad I Bet You Got One $+ . I've been opped %op times } } on *:DEOP:#: { if ($opnick == $me) { inc %deop msg $chan 8OMFG I Want My Gold Star Back Your probley a big fat noooby man better give me gold star back Nub $nick $+ !! I've been deopped %deop times } } on *:HELP:#: { if ($hnick == $me) { inc %halfop msg $chan 12Thanks for the Halfop You Own You Know That? $nick $+ . I've been halfopped %halfop times } } on *:DEHELP:#: { if ($Hnick == $me) { inc %dehalfop msg $chan 9Omfg give me my half op back you fucking noob! $nick $+ . I've been dehalfopped %dehalfop times } } on *:VOICE:#: { if ($vnick == $me) { inc %voice msg $chan 7Thanks for the voice $nick I Beat You Pown Your Levels $+ . I've been voiced %voice times } } on *:DEVOICE:#: { if ($vnick == $me) { inc %devoice msg $chan 13Gime Me Back My Voice.. you mean basterd $nick $+ !! I've been devoiced %devoice times } } on *:TEXT:!gratz*:#: { msg $chan *****12Congratulations 4  $2- ***** } on $*:text:/^[!](world|pcw) */Si:#:{ if (%pcoff) { | halt } inc %pcused | inc %res | rescheck notice $nick The current Pest Control World is: %pcworld set by %pcnick $+($duration($calc($ctime - %pctime)),) ago. Command used %pcused times. } on *:text:!pcon:#:{ if ($nick isop $chan || $nick ishop $chan) { if (!%pcoff) { notice $nick Status is already ON! | halt } msg $chan PCW-ENABLED! unset %pcoff } } on *:text:!pcoff:#:{ if ($nick isop $chan || $nick ishop $chan) { if (%pcoff) { notice $nick Status is already OFF! | halt } msg $chan PCW-DISABLED! set %pcoff on } } alias rescheck { if (%res >= 45) { timer 1 45 quit Command Restart | server irc.swiftirc.net -j #pc,#pcstaff } } on *:text:!setpcw*:#:{ if ($nick isreg $chan) { notice $nick You cannot change the world! | halt } if (%pcoff) { | halt } set %pctime $ctime | set %pcnick $nick | set %pcworld $2- | inc %res | rescheck msg $chan 5**[[UPDATE]]4World Changed to [ %pcworld ] by [ %pcnick ]** } on $*:TEXT:/^[!@.]/Si:#: { if ($remove($1,!,@,.) == stats) { if ($2 == -rank) { set %stats.style rank } elseif ($2 == -exp) { set %stats.style exp } elseif ($2 == -level) { set %stats.style level } else { set %stats.style level } } elseif ($regex($remove($1,!,@,.),/^(def(ault)?|set)(rsn|name)/i)) { writeini -n RSNs.ini RSNs $address($nick,2) $replace($2-,$chr(32),_) notice $nick $c1(Your RSN) $+(",$c2,$replace($2-,$chr(32),_),$c1,") $c1(for the hostname) $c2($address($nick,2)) $c1(has been set successfully.) halt } elseif ($statstrue($remove($1,!,@,.))) && ($remove($1,!,@,.) !isnum) { set %stats.style $+(skill.,$v1) } elseif ($regex($remove($1,!,@,.),/^co?mb(at)?|duel/i)) { set %stats.style combat } else { halt } set %stats.display $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick) set %stats.n 0 if ($left($2,1) == -) { tokenize 32 $2- } if ($2) { if (* isin $2-) { tokenize 32 $remove($1-,*) if ($2 !ison $chan) { notice $nick $c1(The username) $+(",$c2,$2-,$c1,") $c1(was not found on the channel.) | unset %stats.* | halt } elseif (!$readini(RSNs.ini,n,RSNs,$address($2,2))) { notice $nick $c1(The username) $+(",$c2,$2-,$c1,") $c1(has not set a default RSN.) | unset %stats.* | halt } else { set %stats.user $readini(RSNs.ini,n,RSNs,$address($2,2)) } } else { set %stats.user $replace($2-,$chr(32),_) } } else { set %stats.user $readini(RSNs.ini,n,RSNs,$address($nick,2)) } sockopen stats hiscore.runescape.com 80 } on *:SOCKOPEN:stats: { sockwrite -n $sockname GET $+(/hiscorepersonal.ws?user1=,%stats.user) HTTP/1.1 sockwrite -n $sockname Host: hiscore.runescape.com $+ $crlf $+ $crlf } on *:SOCKREAD:stats: { var %i | sockread %i if (*does not feature* iswm %i) { %stats.display $c1(The username ") $+ $c2(%stats.user) $+ $c1(" does not appear in the Runescape Hiscores.) unset %stats.* | sockclose stats } elseif ($statstrue(%i)) { set %stats.skill %i | set %stats.n 1 } elseif (%stats.n isnum 3-5) { set $+(%,stats.,%stats.skill,.,$statstype(%stats.n)) $gettok($gettok(%i,2,62),1,60) if (%stats.n == 5) { set %stats.n 0 } } elseif (** iswm %i) { if ($left(%stats.style,5) == skill) { if ($($+(%,stats.,$gettok(%stats.style,2,46),.exp),2)) { var %rank = $($+(%,stats.,$gettok(%stats.style,2,46),.rank),2) var %exp = $($+(%,stats.,$gettok(%stats.style,2,46),.exp),2) var %level = $($+(%,stats.,$gettok(%stats.style,2,46),.level),2) %stats.display $c1($statstrue($gettok(%stats.style,2,46)) stats for) $+($c2,%stats.user,$c1,:) %stats.display $c1(Level:) $c2(%level) $c1(Rank:) $c2(%rank) $c1(Exp:) $c2(%exp) $& $c1(Exp until $calc(%level + 1) $+ :) $c2($bytes($calc($statsxp($calc(%level + 1)) - $remove(%exp,$chr(44))),b)) } else { %stats.display $c1(The username ") $+ $c2(%stats.user) $+ $c1(" does not appear in the Runescape Hiscores for) $+($c2,$gettok(%stats.style,2,46),$c1,.) } unset %stats.* | sockclose stats } elseif (%stats.style == combat) { var %a = $iif(%stats.Attack.level,$v1,1) var %d = $iif(%stats.Defence.level,$v1,1) var %s = $iif(%stats.Strength.level,$v1,1) var %h = $iif(%stats.Hitpoints.level,$v1,10) var %r = $iif(%stats.Ranged.level,$v1,1) var %p = $iif(%stats.Prayer.level,$v1,1) var %m = $iif(%stats.Magic.level,$v1,1) { var %base = $calc(($calc((%d *100)+(%h *100)) + $iif($isodd(%p),$calc(%p -1) *50,%p *50))/400) var %melee = $calc(((%a *130)+(%s *130))/400) var %range = $calc($iif($isodd(%r),$calc(((%r -1)+(%r *2))*65),$calc(%r *195))/400) var %mage = $calc($iif($isodd(%m),$calc(((%m -1)+(%m *2))*65),$calc(%m *195))/400) if (%range >= %mage) && (%range >= %melee) { var %combat = $calc(%range + %base) | var %class = Ranged } elseif (%mage >= %range) && (%mage >= %melee) { var %combat = $calc(%mage + %base) | var %class = Magic } else { var %combat = $calc(%melee + %base) | var %class = Melee } } %stats.display $c1(Combat stats for) $c2(%stats.user) $+($c1,$chr(40),%class,-,based Combat,:,$chr(32),$c2,%combat,$c1,$chr(41),:) %stats.display $c1(Attack:) $c2(%a) $c1(Defence:) $c2(%d) $c1(Strength:) $c2(%s) $c1(Hitpoints:) $c2(%h) $c1(Ranged:) $c2(%r) $c1(Prayer:) $c2(%p) $c1(Magic:) $c2(%m) unset %stats.* | sockclose stats } else { var %x = 1 while (%x <= 23) { var %statline = %statline $iif($($+(%,stats.,$statstrue(%x),.level),2),$c1($statstrue(%x) $+ :) $c2($($+(%,stats.,$statstrue(%x),.,%stats.style),2)),$null) inc %x } %stats.display $c1(Stats for) $c2(%stats.user) $+($c1,$chr(40),Overall: $iif(%stats.Overall.level,$c2($($+(%,stats.Overall.,%stats.style),2)),$c2(N/A)),$c1,$chr(41),:) %stats.display %statline | unset %stats.* | sockclose stats } } if (%stats.n isnum 1-5) { inc %stats.n } } alias statstype { if ($1 == 3) { return rank } elseif ($1 == 4) { return level } else { return exp } } alias statstrue { if ($regex($1,/^0|overall|total/i)) { return Overall } elseif ($regex($1,/^1$|at(k|tack)/i)) { return Attack } elseif ($regex($1,/^2$|def(en[sc]e)?/i)) { return Defence } elseif ($regex($1,/^3$|str(ength)?/i)) { return Strength } elseif ($regex($1,/^4$|hp|hit(point)?s/i)) { return Hitpoints } elseif ($regex($1,/^5$|range[rd]?/i)) { return Ranged } elseif ($regex($1,/^6$|pray(er|ing?)?/i)) { return Prayer } elseif ($regex($1,/^7$|mag(e|ick?)?/i)) { return Magic } elseif ($regex($1,/^8$|cook(ing?)?/i)) { return Cooking } elseif ($regex($1,/^9$|wc|woodcut(ting?)?/i)) { return Woodcutting } elseif ($regex($1,/^10$|fletch(ing?)?/i)) { return Fletching } elseif ($regex($1,/^11$|f(i|ee)sh(ing?)?/i)) { return Fishing } elseif ($regex($1,/^12$|fm|firemake?(ing?)?/i)) { return Firemaking } elseif ($regex($1,/^13$|craft(ing?)?/i)) { return Crafting } elseif ($regex($1,/^14$|smith(ing?)?/i)) { return Smithing } elseif ($regex($1,/^15$|mine?(ing?)?/i)) { return Mining } elseif ($regex($1,/^16$|herb(lore?|al(ism)?)?/i)) { return Herblore } elseif ($regex($1,/^17$|agil(ity)?/i)) { return Agility } elseif ($regex($1,/^18$|th(ie|ei)[fv](ing?)?/i)) { return Thieving } elseif ($regex($1,/^19$|slay(er|ing?)?/i)) { return Slayer } elseif ($regex($1,/^20$|farm(er|ing?)?/i)) { return Farming } elseif ($regex($1,/^21$|(rc|runecraft)(ing?)?/i)) { return Runecraft } elseif ($regex($1,/^22$|hunt(er|ing?)?/i)) { return Hunter } elseif ($regex($1,/^23$|cons(truct(io?ng?)?)?/i)) { return Construction } else return $null } alias statsxp { var %x = 1, %level = $calc($1 - 1), %xp = 0 while (%x <= %level) { var %TempXp = $calc($floor($calc(%x + 300 * 2 ^ (%x / 7))) / 4) inc %xp %TempXp inc %x