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(44, '<i>Idea posted</i>', 15, 'mis2027', 1184098010, 0),
(46, 'Type your comment here...', 14, 'mis2027', 1184098135, 0),
(47, '<i>Idea posted</i>', 16, 'mis2027', 1184098456, 1),
(48, '<i>Idea posted</i>', 17, 'mis2027', 1184098596, 1),
(49, '<i>Idea posted</i>', 18, 'mis2027', 1184098617, 1),
(52, '<i>Idea posted</i>', 20, 'mis2027', 1184098737, 1),
(51, '<i>Idea posted</i>', 19, 'mis2027', 1184098666, 1),
(93, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 19, 'mis2027', 1184109301, 1),
(94, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 19, 'mis2027', 1184109361, 1),
(101, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 28, 'Vazz', 1184110973, 1),
(92, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 19, 'mis2027', 1184109286, 1),
(90, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 20, 'mis2027', 1184109183, 1),
(91, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 18, 'mis2027', 1184109234, 1),
(87, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 17, 'mis2027', 1184109091, 1),
(100, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 27, 'Vazz', 1184110930, 1),
(88, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 20, 'mis2027', 1184109151, 1),
(89, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 19, 'mis2027', 1184109173, 1),
(59, 'I could see this being abused by PvPers. Or something. (throw tons of eggs at potentiol victim to lower their stats, then attack)', 19, 'Vazz', 1184099396, 0),
(60, 'Never have enough heart items!', 17, 'Vazz', 1184099465, 0),
(61, 'Hmm, that''s a VERY good point...may have to lose the Salmonella effect.  Of course, it''s possible that if noone brings Salmonella into the Kingdom that it will never infect the eggs in the first place.', 19, 'mis2027', 1184099487, 0),
(62, 'The combat encounter thing is a bit strong. abusable by hardcorers. other then that i like it. ', 18, 'Vazz', 1184099646, 0),
(63, 'Word. To the hizzle.', 9, 'Id the Mildly Confused', 1184099825, 0),
(65, 'Cool. It needs some kind of spoof of crappy rappers like "50 cent". Seriously rap sucks so add as much spoofs as possible', 9, 'Fats Mctwinky', 1184100843, 0),
(66, '<i>Idea posted</i>', 21, 'Fats Mctwinky', 1184101714, 1),
(67, '<i>Idea posted</i>', 22, 'Fats Mctwinky', 1184102202, 1),
(71, 'Nice! Could be part of a punk rocker outfit. Mowhawk wig, guitar pick earing, heavy metal guitarrr?', 3, 'Fats Mctwinky', 1184103721, 0),
(72, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 3, 'gausie', 1184103797, 1),
(73, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 22, 'Fats Mctwinky', 1184104076, 1),
(74, 'I like the idea of more non-tradeable skill tome things. Would it be permanentable?', 22, 'gausie', 1184104094, 0),
(75, 'Yes, also hc permanetable. I think it would help with hardcore.', 22, 'Fats Mctwinky', 1184104139, 0),
(76, 'I don''t think there''s enough muscle docking for the MP increase :-/', 21, 'gausie', 1184104146, 0),
(77, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 21, 'Fats Mctwinky', 1184104179, 1),
(78, 'I changed it, but I dont think it should be too high because it can only be used once a day.', 21, 'Fats Mctwinky', 1184104214, 0),
(82, '<i>Idea posted</i>', 27, 'Vazz', 1184106222, 1),
(83, '<i>Idea posted</i>', 28, 'Vazz', 1184106244, 1),
(84, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 3, 'gausie', 1184107533, 1),
(85, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 3, 'gausie', 1184107591, 1),
(86, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 3, 'gausie', 1184107910, 1),
(102, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 28, 'Vazz', 1184111031, 1),
(103, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 27, 'Vazz', 1184111085, 1),
(104, 'Go go gadget link to the other page.', 27, 'Vazz', 1184111177, 0),
(106, 'Seems too easy for granting a skill. Maybe make it unpermable?', 27, 'EtzHadaat', 1184114582, 0),
(107, 'Clever. Would be a good choice choice if the need for a new brick-type item came around.', 20, 'gausie', 1184115254, 0),
(108, 'It''s a very solid idea, but I don''t think it should be perm-able.', 28, 'gausie', 1184115321, 0),
(109, 'Yea, true. Maybe this could be similar to the [blank] of steel items.  quest items, untradable and whatnot. and there could be another skill like this, (called... Blubberly Bloodstream? dunno) where it would restore hp rather then mp. hmm. (and, of course, you could only get one of the syringes an ascension) ', 27, 'Vazz', 1184119394, 0),
(110, 'True. Maybe this could be similar to the [blank] of steel skills.  There could be another skill like this, (called... Blubberly Bloodstream? dunno) where it would restore hp rather then mp. different restoration formula though. hmm. (and, of course, you could only get one of the syringes an ascension.) I''m not sure who you''d have to poke for that, though. The only thing fast food-like doesn''t show up till level 6, and that''s not really balanced. ', 28, 'Vazz', 1184119582, 0),
(111, '<i>Idea posted</i>', 34, 'EtzHadaat', 1184126992, 1),
(112, '<i>Idea posted</i>', 35, 'canada joe101', 1184127042, 1),
(113, '<i>Idea posted</i>', 36, 'canada joe101', 1184127857, 1),
(114, 'Psst, you put this in the effects section. :]\r\n\r\nso, basically, to get this trophy, certain people would have to do A, while doing A for some people wouldn''t unlock the trophy, but doing B would, and so on, and so forth?', 34, 'Vazz', 1184131001, 0),
(115, '<i>Idea admin edited</i>', 34, 'gausie', 1184137190, 1),
(116, 'How about you choose between getting Bubbly Bloodstream doing it with the Battleground, or Calm Bloodstream, doing it with a quiet healer above the beanstalk? So you choose between having an MP or HP restoring skill but you can only have one, because the skill names oppose eachother! Only problem is that Quiet Healer is a much higher level than the Battlefield. ', 28, 'gausie', 1184141515, 0),
(117, '<i>Idea mod edited - Capitalized title</i>', 21, 'gausie', 1184153769, 1),
(118, '<i>Idea edited</i>', 9, 'gausie', 1184155027, 1),
(119, 'Put in some wigger speak :D And I''m thinking - perhaps WANG should take away pounds, since "dawg" is an incorrect spelling...', 9, 'gausie', 1184155069, 0),
(120, 'Correct. I actually had it more specifically the first time I wrote it, but then it said I wasn''t logged in and erased all of it. :/', 34, 'EtzHadaat', 1184155261, 0),
(121, '<i>Idea posted</i>', 37, 'Ken', 1184174560, 1),
(122, 'Has anyone else thought of the obvious use of a Parappa the Rapper reference?\r\n', 9, 'Ken', 1184174795, 0),
(123, 'Way cool.... Dont really have any suggestions. Maybe WWII references?', 35, 'Fats Mctwinky', 1184189692, 0),
(124, 'Cool. But how would you get the cat food?', 37, 'Fats Mctwinky', 1184189844, 0),
(125, 'So you really couldnt try to get the trophy?', 34, 'Fats Mctwinky', 1184190069, 0),
(126, 'Maybe as a rare-ish pull from the evil arches?', 37, 'gausie', 1184198497, 0),
(127, '<i>Idea posted</i>', 38, 'gausie', 1184199043, 1),
(128, 'Toilet-paper-like item, actually. And if this gives myst stats, and toilet paper gives mus, we''re going to need a moxie one too.', 20, 'Yubi Shines', 1184200410, 0),
(129, '<i>Idea posted</i>', 39, 'Yubi Shines', 1184201399, 1);

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(17, 'Rotten Egg', 'cooking Stench Powder and Ghuol Egg yields:<br />\r\n<span style="font-weight:bold">Rotten Egg</span><br />\r\ncombat item<br />\r\nuseable (self or others)<br />\r\n<span style="font-style:italic">in combat</span>: small amount of damage to opponent (perhaps 5-7), plus confuses them for one round of combat<br />\r\n<span style="font-style:italic">on self or others</span>: yields either the <span style="font-weight:bold"><a href="vote.php?id=18">Egg in Your Face</a></span> effect or an <span style="font-weight:bold"><a href="vote.php?id=20">Egged Campsite</a></span> (player choice)', 'item', 'mis2027', 40, 5, 1184098596),
(18, 'Egg in Your Face', 'Moxie -3<br />\r\nCombat Initiative -10%<br />\r\nCombat Encounter Frequency +10% (you smell)<br />\r\nStench Damage +3 (sorry, color tags don''t work yet)<br />\r\n20% chance of also being associated with the <span style="font-weight:bold"><a href="vote.php?id=19">Salmonella</a></span> effect<br />\r\n<br />\r\ncan be obtained from a <span style="font-weight:bold"><a href="vote.php?id=17">Rotten Egg</a></span>', 'effect', 'mis2027', 16, 4, 1184098617),
(19, 'Salmonella', 'all attributes -15%<br />\r\nall attributes -4<br />\r\n<br />\r\noccassionally can be obtained from a <span style="font-weight:bold"><a href="vote.php?id=17">Rotten Egg</a></span><br />\r\nin conjunction with <span style="font-weight:bold"><a href="vote.php?id=18">Egg in Your Face</a></span>', 'effect', 'mis2027', 21, 4, 1184098666),
(20, 'Egged Campsite', 'more properly: campsite condition<br />\r\n<br />\r\nyour housing becomes covered in eggs<br />\r\nnext rest yields:<br />\r\n"While enduring unbelievable stench, you somehow magically manage to conjure a cleaning solvent to remove all the egg goo."<br />\r\ntake 2-4 stench damage<br />\r\ngain 3-5 magicalness<br />\r\n<br />\r\ncan be obtained from a <span style="font-weight:bold"><a href="vote.php?id=17">Rotten Egg</a></span>', 'effect', 'mis2027', 44, 7, 1184098737),
(21, 'Inner Peace', 'Type:Passive<br />\r\n<br />\r\nObtained: By using "Meditation and you: A guide to enhancing your hippyness"<br />\r\n<br />\r\nEffect: +100 Mp,-14 Muscle x adventures<br />\r\n<br />\r\nDescription: You feel full of peace and happiness. You also feel like a wuss. You feel rather magical, but in a nerdy, DnD way.<br />\r\n<br />\r\nCost: 10 mp for 5 turns, can only be used once per day<br />\r\n', 'skill', 'Fats Mctwinky', 29, 5, 1184101714),
(22, 'Meditation and you: A guide to enhancing your hippyness', 'Description: This is one of those self help books that are so big nowadays. Some famous professor wrote it, so you should definatly read it. Its bound to help you....somehow.<br />\r\n<br />\r\nObtained by: Drops from an enemy in the Hippy camp or is obtained in a non combat adventure called "Yeah man.... buy my book!" Where you steal one from the hippy author. <br />\r\n<br />\r\nType:useable, nontradeable<br />\r\nImpossible to obtain more then one, wont drop after one is obtained until the next ascension.<br />\r\n<br />\r\nWhen used: You read through the guide. Its pretty useless information, but you do learn how to cast a spell to calm yourself. I feel pretty....<br />\r\n', 'item', 'Fats Mctwinky', 14, 2, 1184102202),
(34, 'Best Trophy Ever', 'This trophy would be for something stupid, and something different for everyone.<br />\r\nEx:<br />\r\nDrinking a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a Ram''s Head Lager, and an ent cider will make the Trophy Hut guy say "You''re entitled to the Best Trophy Ever, for your superior tubthumping abilities."<br />\r\nKilling 144 hippies will make him say "You''re entitled to the Best Trophy Ever, for killing a gross of gross hippies."<br />\r\nThere would be a lot of these. They''d set up an easy way to add more without having complete access to the code, and then anyone on the dev team could add more whenever they thought of any, and they''d be randomly assigned. The idea is to make people after the trophy do all kinds of crazy things.', 'trophy', 'EtzHadaat', 22, 3, 1184126992),
(27, 'Soda filled Syringe ', '<span style="font-weight:bold">Obtained by:</span> Using an Odor Extractor on any of the Cola Wars inhabitants. (the following only happens once per ascension, unless you already have the skill, in which case you can''t get it again)<br />\r\n<br />\r\n<span style="font-weight:bold">Odor Extractor Message:</span> You stick the syringe deep into your opponent, and a bubbly brown liquid fills it as you pull the plunger. You quickly decide that bubbles=bad, and that it''s probably not a good idea to stick this bubbly stuff into your arm during the heat of battle.<br />\r\n<br />\r\nYou acquire an item: <span style="font-weight:bold">Soda Filled Syringe</span><br />\r\n<br />\r\n<span style="font-weight:bold">Description:</span> Well, this wasn''t what you were expecting. You must have missed the ever important odor vein and stuck the extractor straight into the soldiers blood stream. But, <span style="font-style:italic">soda blood</span>? Hmm. Maybe there is more to this whole cola war thing, after all. All that aside, the lure of jabbing this into your arm is quite tempting.<br />\r\n<br />\r\n<span style="font-weight:bold">When used:</span> You stick the syringe into your arm. Your eyes water and you feel your saliva transform into something a tad bit more... acidic. You are then struck with an extreme energy burst, and can''t help the sudden urge to sing a song about a soda man, doing whatever a soda can, but you can only think of a couple of things to rhyme with "rots your teeth", so you give up.<br />\r\n<br />\r\n<br />\r\nYou acquire an effect: <span style="font-weight:bold">Sugar Rush</span> (40 adventures)<br />\r\nYou learn a new skill: <span style="font-weight:bold"><a href="vote.php?id=28">Bubbly Bloodstream</a></span> <br />\r\n<br />\r\n<span style="font-weight:bold">Creator Comment:</span> Yea, that was a spider man song spoof. I couldn''t think of anything after "soda man, soda man, does whatever a soda can" so i gave up.', 'item', 'Vazz', 55, 6, 1184106222),
(28, 'Bubbly Bloodstream', '<span style="font-weight:bold">Type:</span> Passive<br />\r\n<span style="font-weight:bold">Obtained by:</span> Using a <a href="vote.php?id=27">Soda filled Syringe</a><br />\r\n<br />\r\n<span style="font-weight:bold">Skill Description:</span> Wow, it''s a wonder your aren''t dead! Er, I mean, there are tiny bubbles coursing through your veins. Every once an a while a bubble will  enter your heart, causing you to hiccup with... umm... magicalness! Yea, that''s the ticket!<br />\r\n<br />\r\n<span style="font-weight:bold">Effect:</span> (after combat) You feel a tingly sensation in your chest and let out a hiccup. "Not yet, Elizabeth," you think to yourself. <br />\r\n<br />\r\nYou gain <span style="font-weight:bold">X</span> Mana Points.<br />\r\n<br />\r\n<span style="font-weight:bold">X</span>= 1 to {level/2} mp. Capped at level 30.<br />\r\n<br />\r\n<span style="font-weight:bold">Creator Comments:</span> It''s a nice skill, not game breaking and certainly wouldn''t be more important (to perm) then skills such as sympathy and saucecrafting. Would require a little BHH RNG luck to get, but hey.', 'skill', 'Vazz', 52, 6, 1184106244),
(35, 'Tiny Plastic Army Guy', 'Tiny Plastic Army Guy<br />\r\n<br />\r\nTiny plastic pal<br />\r\nDo not give to small children<br />\r\nThey might choke on it<br />\r\n<br />\r\nItem: Tiny Plastic Army Guy<br />\r\n<br />\r\nDescription: This is a tiny Plastic version of a generic army guy.  Like one of those ones that you used to play with as a little baby adventurer. <br />\r\n<br />\r\nType: Familiar<br />\r\n<br />\r\nEffect: Acts as a miniature version of you (it mimics your attacks in combat), dealing 10% of melee/spell damage you inflict on your enemy when it''s 1-5 lbs, 20% at 6-10 lbs, 25% at 11-15 lbs, 30% at 16-20%. Above 20 lbs it increases 5% every 5 lbs. For combat items, it throws a tiny plastic blob, which does damage based soley on the familiar''s weight, not the item. Also, the higher the weight, the higher the chance that tiny plastic you will jump down your opponent''s throat (or throat analogy), killing it instantly. But it''s a small chance like 5% at 20 lbs, and it doesn''t kill bosses.<br />\r\n<br />\r\nCombat Text:<br />\r\n<br />\r\n(Mimicking meele damage)<br />\r\n<br />\r\n[Name] tries to stabs your opponent in the foot but the attack only bends the tiny plastic tip of its tiny tiny plastic sword.<br />\r\n<br />\r\n[Name] stabs your opponent in the foot with its tiny tiny plastic sword for X damage. Your opponent starts to get all teary-eyed.<br />\r\n<br />\r\n[Name] shoots your opponent in the ankle with his tiny plastic pistol for X damage.<br />\r\n<br />\r\n[Name] tries to cast a tiny plastic spell, but it backfires and melts one of its tiny plastic feet to the non tiny plastic ground.<br />\r\n<br />\r\n(Mimicking spells)<br />\r\n<br />\r\n[Name] casts a tiny plastic spell that stupefies your opponent for X damage. (Not elemental damage)<br />\r\n<br />\r\n(Mimicking combat items)<br />\r\n<br />\r\n[Name] lights a tiny plastic match and melts a piece or itself off.  It throws the molten ball of plastic goo at your opponent, and it hits for X hot damage.<br />\r\n<br />\r\n(Other)<br />\r\n<br />\r\n[Name] jumps down your opponent''s throat. You watch your opponent''s face turn from blue, to green, yellow, red, purple, and then back to blue. With a last desperate gasp, it keels over and abruptly dies.  crawls out of your opponent''s mouth, smiles, and gives you a thumbs up.<br />\r\n<br />\r\nEquipment: Tiny Plastic Medal of Honor<br />\r\n<br />\r\nThis is a Tiny Plastic Medal of Honor. It was given to your tiny plastic army guy for bravery and valor on the tiny plastic battlefield.  And by bravery and valor, I mean jumping down the most enemy throats and giving them all a good punch in the trachea.<br />\r\n<br />\r\nHey have you heard of my new band, Punch in the Trachea?<br />\r\n+5 to familiar weight<br />\r\n<br />\r\nWith Tam O'' Shanter equipped:  is small enough that it gets at the extra meat hidden inside your opponent that you normally couldn''t get.<br />\r\n<br />\r\nWith May pole equipped:  does a dance that is dangerous for little children.<br />\r\n<br />\r\nWith Wax lips equipped:  can barely see over the huge wax lips. It''s pretty funny actually. ', 'familiar', 'canada joe101', 15, 2, 1184127042),
(36, 'Magically Animated Glove', 'Magically Animated Glove<br />\r\n<br />\r\nA Reference to the hamburger helper guy, or the Disney magic hands, or to Rayman, and his disembodied hands.<br />\r\n<br />\r\nMagic flying glove<br />\r\nLays the smack down on your foes<br />\r\nGet ready to be slapped<br />\r\n<br />\r\nThe deal with this is that it could equip one handed weapons, and the weight of the familiar would dictate the power of the weapon it could equip. The hand could attack with the weapon, and either hit, or fumble and damage you.  The hit and fumble chances would be determined on the weight of the hand vs. the power of the weapon. You however, would receive the enchantment of the weapon, unless it is a chance to critical hits and fumbles, in which it would apply to both the hand and you. Like how the iron pasta spoon gives spell damage, and the batblade gives melee damage. And after say, 10 lbs, the hand would be able to put on off-hand items, but you would get the effects of the item. For shields, the hand would calculate the requirement stat starting from 10lbs, like it can with weapons, but the counter starts at 10lbs instead of 0.  With out a weapon or a shield, the hand would punch or slap your opponent, for the same amount of damage that a saber toothed lime can.  There would also be a cap on the power of the item that it can wield, say at 100-150 power.  It would be able to equip its weapon/off-hand item and its familiar equipment. <br />\r\n<br />\r\n(Without weapon equipped)<br />\r\n[name] slaps you opponent in the face for X damage.<br />\r\n<br />\r\n[name] socks you opponent in the teeth for X damage. Pow! Right in the kisser.<br />\r\n<br />\r\n[name] tries to slap your opponent but misses.<br />\r\n<br />\r\n(With weapon equipped)<br />\r\n[name] hits your opponent with its  for X damage.<br />\r\n<br />\r\n[name] tries to hit your opponent but misses.<br />\r\n<br />\r\n(Or add the weapon hit text for the hit messages.)<br />\r\n<br />\r\nAnd specialized equipment would be like:<br />\r\nGlove-gloves<br />\r\nThese things remind you of the time you went to glove world, and then got stuck on the rock bottom of the ocean. Man if you go to glove world, don''t buy the candy. It''s nasty.<br />\r\n+5 to familiar weight (or Less fumble chance that would only apply to the familiar. I can''t decide) ', 'familiar', 'canada joe101', 8, 1, 1184127857),
(37, 'Demon Kitten Familiar. ', '<span style="font-weight:bold">Demonic can of cat food</span> <br />\r\nThis is a generic can of cat food. Generic, that is, if you regularly shop at the various supermarkets located in the fires of Hey-Deze. You know that annoying jingle where the cat meows? It''s a little known fact that if you play that backwards, you get a horrid message about devouring souls and using all of creation as litter. <br />\r\n<br />\r\n<br />\r\n<span style="font-style:italic">You shake the demonic can of cat food and place it in your Familiar-Gro Terrarium. A soul-chilling hissing resounds in the innermost depths of your mind and a ring of fire envelops the spot where the cat food originally was. When the dust settles, you find a seemingly innocuous kitten standing on charred ground.</span> <br />\r\n<br />\r\n<br />\r\n<span style="font-weight:bold">Demonic Kitten</span><br />\r\n<br />\r\n<span style="font-style:italic">Adorable cat<br />\r\nActually rather evil<br />\r\nBorn in the tenth tier</span><br />\r\n<br />\r\nShe shreds your opponent''s furniture and leaves a message about "suffering cities" and "abandoning hope". Needless to say your opponent is furious. <span style="font-style:italic">Increases monster level by an amount based on the Kitten''s weight.</span> <br />\r\n<br />\r\nShe stares at your opponent with impossibly large eyes and speaks with an irresistibly cute voice about how ravenously affectionate she is of him/her/them. <span style="font-style:italic">Lowers monster level by an amount based on the Kitten''s weight.</span> <span style="font-weight:bold">NOTE:</span> The decrease is in the style of Disco Bandit attack skills and does not decrease stat gain. <br />\r\n<br />\r\n<br />\r\n<span style="font-weight:bold">Demonic Whip</span><br />\r\nThough similar to the whips used by G Imps to act out their sadistic fantasies, this one is used to strengthen your Demonic Kitten''s own form of sadism. Masochistic furries rejoice! <br />\r\n<br />\r\n<span style="font-weight:bold">+ 5 to Familiar Weight.</span>', 'familiar', 'Ken', 16, 2, 1184174560),
(38, 'TEST POST', 'DO NOT COMMENT PLEASE', 'familiar', 'gausie', 0, 0, 1184199043),
(39, 'Minor''s Pants', 'Obtainable through Summon Hilarious Objects. (Well, that was my first idea for it, but it doesn''t have to.)<br />\r\n<br />\r\n<span style="font-weight:bold">Description</span><br />\r\nThis is a pair of special pants worn by people who don''t get called for jury duty and aren''t supposed to do half the things in this game. We''d rather not know how you got these pants, or why you wanted them. Seriously.<br />\r\nType: <span style="font-weight:bold">pants</span><br />\r\nPower: <span style="font-weight:bold">10</span><br />\r\nSelling Price: <span style="font-weight:bold">5 Meat.</span><br />\r\n<span style="font-weight:bold">Gift Item</span><br />\r\n<br />\r\nWhen equipped with this item, you cannot do certain things, which can range from drinking to entering the Council of Loathing building ("You''re not old enough to enter") to going to the beach (you need to drive there, after all).', 'item', 'Yubi Shines', 0, 0, 1184201399);