/style { var %a,%c = $+($chr(2),$chr(32),$chr(2)) noop $regsub($$1,/(\S)/g,\1\5\9\13*\2\4\6\8\10\12\14*\3\7\11\15,%a) tokenize $asc(*) %a tokenize 32 $1 $2 $3 scon -r var $(%b = %b * $+,) $!left( $!regsubex( $* ,/(\S)/g,<\t>.) ,-1) tokenize $asc(*) %b say $replace($remove($regsubex($1,/(<\S+?>)/g,$+(\t,$str(%c,9))),.),<,[,>,]) say $replace($remove($+($str(%c,3),$regsubex($2,/(<\S+?>)/g,$+(\t,$str(%c,3)))),.),<,[,>,]) say $replace($remove($+($str(%c,6),$regsubex($deltok($3,$+($calc($calc($numtok($3,46) /2) +1),-),46),/(<\S+?>)/g,$+(\t,$str(%c,9)))),.),<,[,>,]) } } a { set %ascii $1- %ascii = $replace(%ascii,a,å,b,ß,c,©,d,Ð,e,ê,f,f,g,g,h,h,i,ï,j,j,k,K,l,£,m,m,n,ñ,o,ð,p,þ,q,q,r,®,s,§,t,t,u,ü,v,V,w,w,x,×,y,¥,z,z,?,¿,!,¡,1/4,¼,1/2,½,3/4,¾,ae,Æ,1,¹,2,²,3,³) say %ascii unset %ascii } /uptime //say 12My computer up time is4 $DURATION($CALC($TICKS / 1000)) 12using 4Windows $os /gf /msg $chan 4¤ 2G12ood 2F12ight 2Y12ou 2T12ried 4¤ rev { var %old = $strip($1-), %temp = $len(%old), %char, %string while (%temp > 0) { %char = $mid($1-,%temp,1) | if (%char = $chr(32)) { dec %temp | %char = $mid(%old,%temp,1) | %string = %string %char } else { %string = %string $+ %char } | dec %temp } if ($isid) return %string | else msg # %string } r { var %temp = 1, %max = $len($1-), %char, %string, %color = 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13, %cs = $rand(1,$numtok(%color,32)) while (%temp <= %max) { %char = $mid($1-,%temp,1) | if (%char isnum) %string = %string $+  $+ $gettok(%color,%cs,32) $+ ,99 $+ %char elseif (%char = $chr(32)) { inc %temp | %char = $mid($1-,%temp,1) | %string = %string  $+ $gettok(%color,%cs,32) $+ %char } else { %string = %string $+  $+ $gettok(%color,%cs,32) $+ %char } inc %temp | inc %cs | if (%cs > $numtok(%color,32)) %cs = 1 } if ($isid) return %string | else msg # %string } /borat /msg $chan Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world All other countries are run by little girls Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium Other countries have inferior potassium Kazakhstan home of dipshit swimming pool. Its length 30 meter, width six meter Filtration system a marvel to behold It remove 18% of human solid waste Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place. From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown. Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan. A very nosy people with bone in their brain. Kazakhstan industry best in world. We invented toffee and trouser pants. Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region. Except of course for too many scars Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place. From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown. Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader. From junction with the testes to tip of its face! } /amsg /amsg 4(12Amsg4)14 $1- chars { clear @Characters window -k0 @Characters window -h @Characters aline @Characters [^B]Beginning of Listing[^B] $chr(91) $+ 255 ASCII Characters $+ $chr(93) aline @Characters - var %char = 0 while (%char < 255) { inc %char if (%char = 32) { aline @Characters $ $+ chr( $+ %char $+ ) == $chr( $+ %char $+ ) (Space) } else { aline @Characters $ $+ chr( $+ %char $+ ) == $chr( $+ %char $+ ) } } aline @Characters - | aline @Characters [^B]End of Listing[^B] $chr(91) $+ 255 Listed Characters $+ $chr(93) window -w @Characters window -a @Characters } kb { kick $chan $1 Heh. mode $chan +b $address($1,0) mode $chan +b $address($1,1) mode $chan +b $address($1,2) mode $chan +b $address($1,3) mode $chan +b $address($1,4) mode $chan +b $address($1,5) } power { var %@ 0, %% 0, %+ 0, %Reg 0, %a 1, %b 1 while ($scon(%b)) { while ($chan(%a)) { if ($me isop $chan(%a)) inc %@ elseif ($me ishop $chan(%a)) inc %% elseif ($me isvoice $chan(%a)) inc %+ else inc %Reg inc %a } inc %b } msg $active 3I am in9 $chan(0) 3channels,4 Op (@) in %@ $+ ,8 Halfop (%) in %% $+ ,12 Voiced in %+ $+ ,11 and regular in %Reg $+ 3. %chans }