[Gollum] whispers: ring now plz To [Gollum]: No !@## off you creepy weirdo [Gollum] whispers: GIVE ME THE !@##ING RING To [Gollum]: SHUT UP AND STOP FOLLOWING ME BEFORE I REPORT YOU That Player is ignoring you. [Gollum] whispers: please? To [Gollum]: ok [Gollum] whispers: really!?!?!?! To [Gollum]: no [Gollum] whispers: YOU SHIN-SIZED SAMHUMPING HAIR TOED @!@%%! To [Gollum]: i want to propose to the ring but what do i buy it!?!? That Player is ignoring you. [Gollum] whispers: im thinking about the ring [Gollum] whispers: frodo To [Gollum]: what [Gollum] whispers: im thinking about the ring [Gollum] whispers: and im touching myself [Gollum] whispers: my loin cloth is across the room [Gollum] whispers: and on the floor [Gollum] whispers: get in vent [Gollum] whispers: you need to hear this frodo You are now ignoring Gollum [Sauron] whispers: lol sweeping strikes ftw To [Sauron]: gd dude warriors are just sick [Sauron] whispers: haha i know, right? [Sauron] whispers: anyway heads up longhair here i come To [Sauron]: dont forget your army [Sauron] whispers: haha cocky @*%%@ To [Sauron]: FTW :) [Sauron] whispers: JESUS CHRIST [Sauron] whispers: WTF [Sauron] whispers: DID YOU HIT ME FOR [Sauron] whispers: HOW THE [Sauron] whispers: jesus To [Sauron]: ahaha you have like 7 health To [Sauron]: you should reroll tauren To [Sauron]: hahaha more like dark lord of mulgore [Sauron] whispers: ROFL [Sauron] whispers: lol no seriously that was gay [Sauron] whispers: damn everyone on guild is like 'wtf' To [Sauron]: LOL [Sauron] whispers: damn dude [Sauron] whispers: anyway gg [Sauron] whispers: im gonna go work on my alts fishing To [Sauron]: later dude To [Sauron]: ahaha my sword broke this is gonna cost a fortune [Sauron] whispers: ya you broke it on my head lmao Sauron has gone offline. [Déagol] has come online. [Guild] [Sauron]: gah [Guild] [Sauron]: this sucks [Guild] [Sarumon]: ? [Guild] [Sauron]: having only far sight and tells [Guild] [Sauron]: it blows and its boring [Guild] [Sarumon]: lol, what about track ring? [Guild] [Sauron]: o ya great ability [Guild] [Sauron]: HMM WHERES THE RING TODAY [Guild] [Sauron]: OOP SHORTY HAS IT STILL [Guild] [Sarumon]: haha [Guild] [Sauron]: if my !@%*ing ringwraiths could l2look off the side of the road id have my ring back already [Guild] [Khamûl]: sry :( [Guild] [Sauron]: haha i saw you [Guild] [Sauron]: he used distract and you fell for it [Guild] [Sauron]: and then you got ganked by a chick [Guild] [Sauron]: gj my minions, kill yourselves [Guild] [Sarumon]: yo Sar wanna do heroic Minas Tirith? [Guild] [Sarumon]: OH WAIT A SEC LOL [Guild] [Sauron]: ... Sarumon has been kicked from the guild Sarumon has joined the guild [Guild] [Sarumon]: haha that was totally worth it [Guild] [Sauron]: lol [Guild] [Grognok]: me gently rub ur leg makin u moan and i press my giant cave troll body against u [Guild] [Grognok]: MMT [Guild] [Sauron]: holy %!!! [Guild] [Sarumon]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA [Guild] [Khamûl]: omfg, screenshotted [Guild] [Sauron]: rofl, oh man. you will never live this down, Grog [Guild] [Sarumon]: wtf would cyber a cave troll [Guild] [Sarumon]: seriously ew [Guild] [Sauron]: yeah come on, grog, tell us his name [Guild] [Khamûl]: hahahahaha [Guild] [Grognok]: ugh [Guild] [Grognok]: sorry okay [Guild] [Hellsflame]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA [Guild] [Hellsflame]: ME AND GANDALF JUST GANKED EACH OTHER [Guild] [Sauron]: ? [Guild] [Hellsflame]: i was in moria grinding motes and i saw him [Guild] [Hellsflame]: and i figured "why not im bored" [Guild] [Hellsflame]: so i start after them [Guild] [Hellsflame]: and theyre running so we get to a bridge [Guild] [Hellsflame]: and gandalf is just standing there [Guild] [Hellsflame]: and i guess he thought ice barrier was gonna stop me [Guild] [Hellsflame]: he knocked me off [Guild] [Hellsflame]: but my last hit knocked him off too [Guild] [Sauron]: where are you now? [Guild] [Hellsflame]: still fallin [Guild] [Hellsflame]: god damn how deep is this [Guild] [Sauron]: wait, you said it was moria? [Guild] [Sauron]: haha, good luck, buddy [Guild] [Sauron]: yo Sar [Guild] [Sarumon]: sup [Guild] [Sauron]: who the hell is treebeard? [Guild] [Sarumon]: some *@@ [Guild] [Sauron]: hes calling you out on the forums [Guild] [Sarumon]: ahaha what an rp *@@ [Guild] [Sauron]: lol, invite him to [Guild] [Sarumon]: dude hes a tree [Guild] [Sarumon]: hes pissed off that we need so much wood [Guild] [Sauron]: so you got wood sar? [Guild] [Sarumon]: yeah [Guild] [Sauron]: LOL [Guild] [Sarumon]: ? [Guild] [Sarumon]: oh [Guild] [Sarumon]: ahaha you're so gd juvenile [Guild] [Sauron]: thats what she said [Guild] [Sauron]: anyway i gotta go afk for a sec, dinner [Guild] [Sarumon]: lates [Guild] [Sarumon]: LOL ITS TREEBEARD [Guild] [Sarumon]: HOLY *#!* [Guild] [Sarumon]: WHERE DID ALL THESE #!#!ING TREES COME FROM [Guild] [Sarumon]: DUDE HELP [Guild] [Sarumon]: AND THOSE #!#!ING HOBBITS ARE WITH HIM [Guild] [Sarumon]: GD IT I NEED #!#!ING HELP [Guild] [Sarumon]: SEND A LUMBERJACK OR SOME *#!* THIS IS CRAZY [Guild] [Sarumon]: lol that ones on fire [Guild] [Sarumon]: #!#! THEY KEEP COMING [Guild] [Sarumon]: AND NOW THE DAM BROKE [Guild] [Sarumon]: GOOD #!#!ING GAME [Guild] [Sarumon]: #!#! this *#!* [Guild] [Sarumon]: seriously [Guild] [Sarumon]: i hate this god damn game [Guild] [Sarumon]: later !*@@*es [Guild] [Sarumon]: account = cancelled Sarumon has gone offline [Guild] [Sauron]: back Benstein has joined the guild [Guild] [Benstein]: for dry, red eyes [Guild] [Benstein]: clear eyes is AWESOME [Guild] [Benstein]: it removes redness AND has an ingredient to moisturize [Guild] [Benstein]: wooowww [Guild] [Benstein]: the difference is clear [Guild] [Benstein]: clear eyes Benstein has been kicked from the guild [Guild] [Sauron]: whose alt was that [Guild] [Kraggak]: khamûls Khamûl has been kicked from the guild [Aulë] whispers: Greetings, Sauron, Dark Lord of Mordor! This is Game Master Aulë, I understand you have an issue with another player regarding gear? To [Aulë]: yeah [Aulë] whispers: Very well. How might I assist you? To [Aulë]: well i spent like 5000 G on mats crafting this ring To [Aulë]: and i guess there was like a server hiccup To [Aulë]: i got killed and when i rezzed it was gone To [Aulë]: and all these people keep reporting it showing up in their inventory To [Aulë]: but now i cant find it To [Aulë]: and its giving people negative health values or something To [Aulë]: so its like killed 3 people already To [Aulë]: i just really need it back [Aulë] whispers: I'm very sorry to hear that. [Aulë] whispers: Have you tried torturing Gollum? To [Aulë]: yeah but he just kept saying stuff about baguettes or something [Aulë] whispers: I'm very sorry to hear about your problem, I will forward this message to the Valar and they will address this issue. To [Aulë]: thats it? can i get my ring back though? [Aulë] whispers: I'm sorry, but I am unable to offer recompense for your loss. [Aulë] whispers: Thank you for bringing this to our attention, may the sun smile happily upon you [Aulë] whispers: If you would like to offer feedback, please send an email to LordsOfCreation@Wemadeeverything.com [Guild] [Sarumon]: what did they say? [Guild] [Sauron]: i don't even know why i play this !!%*ing game anymore Switched channel: [1. General - The Shire] Switched channel: [3. LocalDefense - The Shire] [3. LocalDefense] [Bippo]: LEVEL ?? RINGWRAITH HEADED DOWN ROAD [3. LocalDefense] [Johnothy]: yeah he just ganked me [3. LocalDefense] [Abernem]: sigh guess saurons boytoys are bored again [1. General] [Melmio]: LFM [5] Frolicking In The Meadow [1. General] [Johnothy]: dude the wraith is headed there get to the guards [1. General] [Melmio]: never fear :) i will win over our black-clad foe with unflappable kindness [1. General] [Abernem]: dude he eats the souls of chilren hes gonna camp you [3. LocalDefense] [Kragdor]: who is attacking [3. LocalDefense] [Johnothy]: ringwraith [3. LocalDefense] [Bippo]: ringwrathe [3. LocalDefense] [Klarny]: ring guy [3. LocalDefense] [Kragdor]: gay Khamûl yells: [Nazgulian] KEK [1. General] [Melmio]: HE !*#@ING KILLED ME [1. General] [Melmio]: WHAT THE !*#@ [1. General] [Johnothy]: told you [1. General] [Melmio]: god damn it !*#@ [1. General] [Abernem]: haha so much for unflappable kindness [1. General] [Melmio]: shove a cock in it you *%*@@ [1. General] [Kragdor]: lol said the hobbit [1. General] [Abernem]: rofl ouch dude [1. General] [Melmio]: whatev, logging till that dude leaves [1. General] [Johnothy]: hobbits arent gay :( [1. General] [Heepo]: CHUICK NORRIS [1. General] [Johnothy]: well alright, he is [Guild] [Aragorn]: Know whats odd [Guild] [Gimli]: what? [Guild] [Aragorn]: Legolas han't rolled need on anything in like, a year [Guild] [Merri]: hah, you're right [Guild] [Frodo]: yeah, and didn't he used to use a staff? [Guild] [Boromir]: Yeah. Know why he doesn't? [Guild] [Sam]: Why? [Guild] [Boromir]: Cause he kept choking on it [Guild] [Aragorn]: LMFAO [Guild] [Gimli]: ahahahaha [Guild] [Sam]: you're so banned ahaha [Guild] [Legolas]: ... [Guild] [Merri]: oh #*@@ he's online [Guild] [Frodo]: hahaha epic Boromir has been demoted to hobbithumper [Guild] [Legolas]: you can all suck my bow Legolas has gone offline [Guild] [Pippen]: Somebody better tell LiveJournal to brace itself [Guild] [Hmnpntr]: yo sar [Guild] [Hmnpntr]: uhh sar? [Guild] [Hmnpntr]: dude [Guild] [Sauron]: wait [Guild] [Hmnpntr]: Hurry up they're like right outside the gates [Guild] [Hmnpntr]: DUDE WE NEED YOU [Guild] [Hmnontr]: ffs.... [Guild] [Sauron]: HAHAHAHA [Guild] [Hmnpntr]: ??? [Guild] [Sauron]: dude [Guild] [Sauron]: i just MCed some guy from across the @@%%ing planet and threw him into the lava [Guild] [Hmnpntr]: LOL [Guild] [Sauron]: @@%% WAIT HE HAD THE RING Sauron has gone offline [Guild] [Hmnpntr]: well gg everyone sauron killed himself [Guild] [Hmnpntr]: see you in warhammer, im outie Joined Channel - Trade [2. Trade] [Eorl]: ATTENTION MIDDLE EARTH [2. Trade] [Eorl]: DO NOT GROUP WITH THE WIZARD NAMED GANDALF [Eorl]: Level 70 Lord of Rohan [2. Trade] [Faramir]: stfu [2. Trade] [Hratli]: take it out of trade folks [2. Trade] [Orcpuncher]: WTS [Mithril Ore] X25 [2. Trade] [Eorl]: HEJUST NINJAED THE LEGENDARY MOUNT FROM HEROIC EDORAS [2. Trade] [Jbooti]: lol, owned [2. Trade] [Kimboe]: LFG heroic rampa-- i mean moria [2. Trade] [Orcpuncher]: WTS [Mithril Ore] X25 [2. Trade] [Eorl]: DO NOT GROUP WITH HIM [2. Trade] [Orcpuncher]: WTS [Mithril Ore] X25 [2. Trade] [Eorl]: HE HAS BEEN BLACKLISTED BY ROHIRRIM [2. Trade] [Faramir]: oh no grampa hates grampa [2. Trade] [Hratli]: lmao [2. Trade] [Gandalf]: hey Eorl [2. Trade] [Gandalf]: [Shadowfax] ftw [2. Trade] [Hratli]: OMG nice mount [2. Trade] [Faramir]: Daaaaamn [2. Trade] [Kimboe]: y does that horse have int?? [1. General] [Mulgronn]: can anyone help me with a quest? [1. General] [Legolas]: hahah nice name moron [1. General] [Aragorn]: rofl [1. General] [Gandalf]: haha that's sad [1. General] [Gimli]: I'll drink to what a crappy name that is [1. General] [Boromir]: i can't believe you can stand to have that name [1. General] [Frodo]: yeah jeez talk about unoriginal [1. General] [Mulgronn]: :( [Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: WHAT THE %!## how much stam did that guy have??? [Guild] [Sauron]: enough to make you bitch obviously [Guild] [Sarumon]: lol [Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: im serious he just ate like 7 aimed shots then got up and %!##ing one shotted me [Guild] [Sauron]: haha what did he do, cut your head off? [Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: YES [Guild] [Sauron]: HAHAH [Guild] [Sarumon]: look on the bright side, at least you're prettier [Guild] [Kraggen]: ahaha [Guild] [Sarumon]: and you weren't really using the intellect anyway captain meleebow [Guild] [Sauron]: hahaha [Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: can someone get down here and kill them or something? [Guild] [Sauron]: oh yeah ill be right there, lol [Guild] [Sarumon]: haha [Guild] [Hwago]: let me do it my lord [Guild] [Hwago]: don't worry Uruk, when I get down there... [Guild] [Hwago]: ...heads will roll [Guild] [Sarumon]: lolol! [Guild] [Sauron]: haaahahaha Hwago has been promoted to Nazgul [Guild] [Khamûl]: haha ew theres an orc in my rank Hwago has been demoted to Uruk'hayguys [Guild] [Hwago]: haha aww [Guild] [Sauron]: lol sorry H, but he does have a point [Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: pvp %!##ing sucks in this game [Guild] [Sarumon]: relax man dont lose your head [Guild] [Sauron]: LOL [Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: enough with the goddamn head jokes [Guild] [Sauron]: sorry man im just head over heels for stupid puns [Guild] [Kringkz]: lol ouch [Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: will you stfu and help me out here im doing this for your dumbass ring [Guild] [Sauron]: im not using my helmet at the moment want me to mail it to you? oh wait... [Guild] [Sarumon]: oh god rofl [Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: Alright i'm %!##ing through, you !!%@!%s never %!##ing help anyone its just zerg zerg zerg [Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: i hope you %!##ing explode [Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: LATER **%!*S Urukhitoyou has left the guild [Guild] [Sarumon]: haha aww, what a shame [Guild] [Sauron]: yeah, that dude had a really good head on his shoulders [Guild] [Sarumon]: haha zing [Guild] [Kreebig]: sigh [Guild] [Kreebig]: know what i hate? [Guild] [Kurgul]: hobbits? [Guild] [Kreebig]: more than that [Guild] [Kurgul]: elves? [Guild] [Kreebig]: more [Guild] [Kurgul]: hobbits and elves? [Guild] [Kreebig]: way more [Guild] [Kurgul]: a hobbit on elf orgy in a large flowery castle with singing birds and happy children who prance around the forests and drink in magical sunshine rays while unicorns gallop across rainbow skies? [Guild] [Kreebig]: what... the !#@%? no, dude, way more [Guild] [Kurgul]: uhh... [Guild] [Kreebig]: archers [Guild] [Kurgul]: oh lol [Guild] [Kreebig]: theyre !#@%ing rediculous [Guild] [Sauron]: ridiculous. [Guild] [Kreebig]: THANKS DARK LORD OF GRAMMER [Guild] [Sauron]: grammar, and I was correcting your spelling nub [Guild] [Sarumon]: lol [Guild] [Sauron]: but ya theyre annoying [Guild] [Kreebig]: they have huge ranged damage, they wear heavy armor theyre all vapid prettyboys [Guild] [Kurgul]: ugh i hope we never get elves [Guild] [Sauron]: if we ever got elves i would disband this hellish legion like, in a snap [Guild] [Kreebig]: theyre unbelievably overpowered [Guild] [Kreebig]: its like, they can destroy armies while asleep [Guild] [Kreebig]: EVERY group has one [Guild] [Kreebig]: and was it a dragonslayer who got the world first Smaug kill? [Guild] [Kreebig]: NO [Guild] [Kreebig]: archer [Guild] [Kreebig]: and they never miss, either [Guild] [Kreebig]: have you watched legolas' pvp video? never misses, 1-2 shots plate... he soloed an Oliphant. [Guild] [Kreebig]: AN OLIPHANT [Guild] [Kurgul]: so why not roll one? [Guild] [Kreebig]: theyre boring [Guild] [Kurgul]: rushing targets en masse only to be destroyed by like 5 people is fun? [Guild] [Sauron]: yes [Guild] [Kreebig]: those guys all have like legendary gear, of course they destroy us [Guild] [Kreebig]: sigh [Guild] [Kreebig]: i dunno [Guild] [Kreebig]: they really screwed this game up [Guild] [Kreebig]: man, remember the dagorlad skirmishes? [Guild] [Sauron]: good times [Guild] [Kreebig]: yeah [Guild] [Sauron]: i didnt know you played back then [Guild] [Kreebig]: yeah i was a human [Guild] [Sauron]: traitor lol [Guild] [Kreebig]: lol i realized my mistake [Guild] [Kreebig]: orcs 4 life [Guild] [Sauron]: represent [Guild] [Kurgul]: all this talk of archers made me wana roll one [Guild] [Kurgul]: im gonna name myself "lawlgoless" to piss off that elf [Guild] [Sauron]: haha, later [Guild] [Sauron]: know what i love? [Guild] [Gazban]: cocks? Gazban has been kicked from the guild [Guild] [Sauron]: i love when a plan comes together [Guild] [Sarumon]: heh what did you do? [Guild] [Sauron]: well last night i decided to doctor some images of the members of fellowship having raunchy cybersex with a female hobbit [Guild] [Sarumon]: LOL [Guild] [Sauron]: here let me link you [Guild] [Sauron]: http://lordofthejpgs.net/sarumonichooseyou/aragorn1.jpg [Guild] [Sarumon]: hahaha nice root [Guild] [Sauron]: http://lordofthejpgs.net/sarumonichooseyou/gimli1.jpg [Guild] [Sauron]: http://lordofthejpgs.net/sarumonichooseyou/gimli2.jpg [Guild] [Sauron]: http://lordofthejpgs.net/sarumonichooseyou/gimli3.jpg [Guild] [Sarumon]: oh man im scared to click those [Guild] [Sauron]: http://lordofthejpgs.net/sarumonichooseyou/samwise1.jpg [Guild] [Sauron]: http://lordofthejpgs.net/sarumonichooseyou/frodo1.jpg [Guild] [Sauron]: http://lordofthejpgs.net/sarumonichooseyou/merri1.jpg [Guild] [Sauron]: http://lordofthejpgs.net/sarumonichooseyou/pippin1.jpg [Guild] [Sarumon]: ROFL!! the hobbits too?? [Guild] [Sarumon]: wait, no legolas? [Guild] [Sauron]: i was playing a chick, what do you think? [Guild] [Sauron]: i mean editing a chick or whatever [Guild] [Sarumon]: haha owned [Guild] [Sarumon]: woah these are really well-doctored [Guild] [Sauron]: heh [Guild] [Sarumon]: what program did you use? [Guild] [Sauron]: paint [Guild] [Sarumon]: lol no way you did this with paint [Guild] [Sauron]: im serious! [Guild] [Sauron]: i cant afford photoshop [Guild] [Sarumon]: no... dude [Guild] [Sarumon]: there is absolutely no way you did this great a job [Guild] [Sarumon]: not with paint [Guild] [Sarumon]: look at this, even the grass is lined up correctly [Guild] [Sarumon]: its like you actually rolled an alt and did this [Guild] [Sarumon]: .....dude [Guild] [Sauron]: look i was drinking a lot last night [Guild] [Sarumon]: oh [Guild] [Sarumon]: my [Guild] [Sarumon]: GOD [Guild] [Sauron]: dude i was totally smashed it was a really good idea at the time [Guild] [Sarumon]: are you drunk now? [Guild] [Sauron]: a little [Guild] [Sarumon]: because the only way id ever let anyone see these is if i was hammered out of my mind [Guild] [Sarumon]: oh jesus god hahahahahahahahaha [Guild] [Sarumon]: loooolllllllll!! [Guild] [Sarumon]: ARAGORN ASKED YOU TO DRESS HIM LIKE LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD?? [Guild] [Sauron]: ....scroll down [Guild] [Sarumon]: LOOOOLLLLLL!!! [Guild] [Sarumon]: oh my god i just blew a funny fuse [Guild] [Sarumon]: oh my god [Guild] [Sarumon]: oh god [Guild] [Sarumon]: hahahaha [Guild] [Sarumon]: legendary [Guild] [Sarumon]: oh man [Guild] [Sarumon]: maybe it's cause im drunk but damn... [Guild] [Sarumon]: whoooo [Guild] [Sarumon]: damn..... [Guild] [Sauron]: ... [Guild] [Sarumon]: so legolas only does it with hobbit boys huh lol [Guild] [Sauron]: heh apparently [Guild] [Sarumon]: anyway i gotta go [Guild] [Sarumon]: dinnertime [Guild] [Sauron]: dinner? isn't it like 3:00 AM where you are? Sarumon has gone offline [Guild] [Sauron]: ....jesus christ [Party] [Gandalf]: now frodo, i know its hard for you to do @!!* that isnt ###%ing retarded but i need you to listen [Party] [Gandalf]: don't equip the big shiny ring [Party] [Gandalf]: ever [Party] [Gandalf]: got it? [Party] [Gandalf]: don't even consider it [Party] [Gandalf]: it doesn't matter how much +gay or whatever it gives you [Party] [Gandalf]: do NOT equip that @!!* [Party] [Gandalf]: because the SECOND [Party] [Gandalf]: you do [Party] [Gandalf]: youre gonna pop up on saurons world map [Party] [Gandalf]: and his ringwraiths are going to camp the living @!!* out of you [Party] [Gandalf]: and it will ###%ing suck [Party] [Gandalf]: are we clear? [Party] [Gandalf]: oh, and he knows i know, too [Party] [Gandalf]: so keep on your hairy toes [Party] [Gandalf]: or youre going to be a sandwich got it? [Party] [Gandalf]: answer me [Party] [Frodo]: i got it i got it [Party] [Gandalf]: good. [Sauron] whispers: wru? To [Sauron]: shire To [Sauron]: oops [Sauron] whispers: thanks shortstack :) [Party] [Frodo]: oh ###% gandalf we have to leave [Elrond] says: alright so who is lugging this stupid thing to the mountain? [Aragorn] says: me [Legolas] says: like #!#* no way youre taking it [Gimli]: haha lol, and you think were gonna let you prancy-boy? [Legolas] says: hey [Legolas] says: shut up [Gimli] says: #!!%! ill #!#*ing cut you [Legolas] says: accept [Elrond] says: first mother#!#*er who starts a duel here is getting camped now stfu and decide [Boromir] says: are you all retarded? why dont you just equip the god damn thing? have you seen its stats? [Gandalf] says: have you seen its level requirement retard [Boromir] says: oh right :( [Boromir] says: wait so why can the hobbit wear it [Glorfindel] says: because hes a dirty #!#*ing cheater lol [Gimli] says: give me the damn ring, i wanna destroy it [Legolas] says: sorry you must be at least this tall to be of any use [Erestor] says: hahaha zing [Samwise] whispers: this is really gay To [Samwise]: haha i know. im gonna volunteer [Samwise] whispers: LOL no way You say: I will take it You say: i will take the ring to mordor [Samwise] whispers: HAHA [Elrond] says: #!#*ING FINE WHATEVER open trade You recieve The One Ring [Gimli]: no #!#*ing way To [Samwise]: oh #%** i didnt think hed pick me [Samwise] whispers: haha god damn it You say: uhh [Aragorn] says: invite me i wanna help [Aragorn] says: you got my sword heh You have invited Aragorn to join your group [Aragorn] joins the party [Party] [Aragorn]: gimli is a faggot dont bring him [Gimli] says: wait im going to [Gimli] says: you got my axe or whatever invite You have invited Gimli to join your party [Gimli] joins the party [Legolas] says: and my bow [Legolas] says: youre gonne need some dps :) You have invited Legolas to join your group [Party] [Gimli]: legolas is a faggot dont invite him [Party] [Frodo]: too late :/ [Legolas] has joined the party [Party] [Gimli]: gd [Gandalf] says: invite me too ill run you guys through You have invited Gandalf to join your group Gandalf declines your offer [Gandalf] says: oops You have invited Gandalf to join your group [Gandalf] has joined the party [Party] [Gimli]: kick legolas if he rolls need on anything [Party] [Legolas]: kick gimli if hes a cocksucker [Party] [Aragorn]: hang on gf wants something Legolas has challenged you to a duel [Party] [Legolas]: accept [Gollum] whispers: what's taters, precious? what's taters, eh? To [Gollum]: thottbot it you faggot [Guild] [Rigro]: anyone on? [Guild] [Sauron]: not anymore Sauron has gone offline [Guild] [Sarumon]: yeah sup [Guild] [Rigro]: had a question [Guild] [Kiggle]: U GOT QUESTIOSN WE GOT ANSERS!! [Guild] [Sarumon]: get [Guild] [Sarumon]: the [Guild] [Sarumon]: @*@* [Guild] [Sarumon]: out Kiggle has been kicked from the guild [Guild] [Sarumon]: you were saying? [Guild] [Rigro]: how did we get so many ppl? [Guild] [Rigro]: we have like a million orcs in the guild [Guild] [Sarumon]: so youre wondering how the orcs came to be? [Guild] [Sarumon]: they were once elves [Guild] [Sarumon]: ganked by the dark lord [Guild] [Sarumon]: camped and /spit on [Guild] [Sarumon]: and then they rerolled [Guild] [Rigro]: so what about the uruk heys or whatever [Guild] [Sarumon]: the faggot rerollers who were actually worth anything got promoted Sauron has come online [Guild] [Rigro]: so how do i get promoted [Guild] [Sarumon]: you cant because you're so @*@*ing terrible [Guild] [Sarumon]: now you know [Guild] [Sauron]: AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE [Guild] [Sauron]: G [Guild] [Sauron]: I [Guild] [Sauron]: JOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sauron has been kicked from the guild [Guild] [Rigro]: how did you do that? [Guild] [Sauron]: so hows the battle going guys [Guild] [Witchking]: sucks [Guild] [Hibbzi]: more like hows the turtling going [Guild] [Witchking]: theyre turtling like crazy [Guild] [Witchking]: and their leader wont stop yelling %**% [Guild] [Witchking]: i cant even understand what hes saying [Guild] [Witchking]: something about his kid quitting the game [Guild] [Witchking]: whatev its stupid [Guild] [Sauron]: haha you mean dethenor? [Guild] [Witchking]: yeah [Guild] [Sauron]: what a drama queen [Guild] [Witchking]: im seriously about to put him on ignore [Guild] [Sauron]: wait [Guild] [Witchking]: ? [Guild] [Sauron]: there [Guild] [Sauron]: i just told gandalf id give him 10 gold to tk him [Guild] [Kragzz]: i need a heal [Guild] [Witchking]: HAHA HOLY %**% [Guild] [Witchking]: HE DID IT [Guild] [Sauron]: good ol gandalf :) [Guild] [Witchking]: loooooooooooolll [Guild] [Witchking]: nobody can figure out what happened [Guild] [Witchking]: hahaha [Guild] [Witchking]: well that was fun [Guild] [Witchking]: BACK TO TURTLING GUYS [Guild] [Witchking]: this is why i usually afk in mordor [Guild] [Witchking]: when they defend this takes FOREVER [Guild] [Witchking]: oh what the %**% [Guild] [Witchking]: they summoned the riders [Guild] [Witchking]: this is gay [Guild] [Witchking]: goodbye offensive line [Guild] [Witchking]: i hate this battleground [Guild] [Witchking]: they have the entire city of minas tirith [Guild] [Witchking]: and us? [Guild] [Witchking]: we have a hill and a lighthouse [Guild] [Sauron]: hey >:( [Guild] [Witchking]: our useless oliphants can be kited by one %!*#ing elf [Guild] [Witchking]: %!*# this [Guild] [Pozo]: wed win if the thirty million strong in our %!*#ing mountain would get off their asses and come out here to help us [Guild] [Witchking]: wouldnt make a difference [Guild] [Xixa]: dude you have a flying mount why dont you just fly to the top and kill everyone instead of %#!*ing around down here [Guild] [Pozo]: lol yeah [Guild] [Witchking]: i cant [Guild] [Xixa]: why? [Guild] [Witchking]: ... [Guild] [Witchking]: i dont know [Guild] [Pozo]: just go [Guild] [Witchking]: alright ill try [Guild] [Pozo]: OH %**% [Guild] [Xixa]: HAHA!! [Guild] [Mammul]: wtf? we won? how?? [Guild] [Witchking]: AHAH they did NOT see that %**% coming [Guild] [Witchking]: oh %**% i dont think i was supposed to do that [Guild] [Sauron]: woah, wait, you won? [Guild] [Witchking]: yeah they were all up there having an rp tea party or some %**% and i ganked them all [Guild] [Witchking]: they didnt even have gear on [Guild] [Witchking]: one of them freaked out and killed himself on a pyre lol [Guild] [Pozo]: haha you the man lich [Guild] [Witchking]: AH %!*# [Guild] [Xixa]: ??? [Guild] [Witchking]: csr got me [Guild] [Witchking]: THREE DAYS MY ASS [Guild] [Witchking]: that @@@ can lick my wyrm Witchking has gone offline [Guild] [Xixa]: haha owned [Guild] [Fween]: who reported him? [Guild] [Sauron]: lol [Guild] [Sauron]: it was eowyn Switched channel: [1. General - Helm's Deep] Switched channel: [3. LocalDefense - Helm's Deep] [1. General] [Heartsfervor]: the sky is darkening... [1. General] [Heartsfervor]: orcs... [1. General] [Heartsfervor]: i can smell them [1. General] [Orcsrghey]: no sry that was me i farted lol [1. General] [Mrdrface]: lol [1. General] [Hirohito]: lol [1. General] [Valorpants]: lol [1. General] [Demonsblood]: lol [1. General] [Kagemitsu]: lol [1. General] [Blademaster]: lol [3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: Alright you retards shut the hell up theyre coming [Smizgow] yells: [Orcish] KAZ REGAN TOVNOKAZ KAGG [1. General] [Angelheart]: STAND STRONG MEN THE ORCS SHALL NOT WIN THIS DAY [1. General] [Muzukashi]: lol rp server is that way ----------> [1. General] [Legolas]: anyone have any arrows [1. General] [Gimli]: up my butt [1. General] [Demonsblood]: lol [1. General] [Legolas]: not surprising [1. General] [Ninjamutsu]: LOL! [1. General] [Théoden]: look how many there are :( [1. General] [Théoden]: this is gonna suck :( [1. General] [Aragorn]: dude theo hit up your friends list or something [1. General] [Théoden]: why nobody is going to want to fly all this way to get killed [3. LocalDefense] [Gimli]: i cant believe they followed us here from edoras [3. LocalDefense] [Gimli]: what *##s [1. General] [Bloodmaster]: lol watch this [1. General] [Bloodmaster]: boom headshot!! [1. General] [Bloodmaster]: OH %!!# [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [1. General] [Karasawa]: NICE JOB U !@!*!! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [1. General] [Powerblade]: I NED HEALS NOW [1. General] [Shadowfyre]: weep more [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [1. General] [Ekikama]: WHERE DID THEY GAT ALL THESE GD ARCHERS [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack! [1. General] [Bloodkashi]: lol there up on ladders [1. General] [Bloodhonor]: %!!# KILL THE LADDERS [3. LocalDefense]: The Deeping Wall has been breached! [1. General] [Aragorn]: WHAT THE %!!# WAS THAT [1. General] [Bloodcraze]: i farted lol [1. General] [Hirohito]: lol [1. General] [Muderkiller]: lol [1. General] [Bloodkiller]: lol [1. General] [Hirohito]: ACK THEIR THRU THE WALL [1. General] [Théoden]: BLOCK THAT #@%* [1. General] [Théoden]: OH GOD THE DOOR PROTECT THE DOOR [3. LocalDefense]: The Front Gate has been breached! [1. General] [Théoden]: %!!#ING SAD [1. General] [Théoden]: GG WE LOSE [3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: gimli follow me [3. LocalDefense] [Gimli]: ? [3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: well guard they door while they fix it [3. LocalDefense] [Gimli]: lol ok [1. General] [Legolas]: I like the ladder ones lol [1. General] [Legolas]: like fish in a barrel [1. General] [Aragorn]: except theyre up on ladders [1. General] [Aragorn]: you %!!#ing idiot [1. General] [Gimli]: lol [3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: TURTLE [3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: %!!#ING TURTLE [3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: EVERYONE IN THE KEEP [1. General] [Haldir]: %!!# I died [1. General] [Haldir]: thanks a lot healers gj [1. General] [Holyblood]: stfu [3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: this %!!#ing sucks [3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: argh [3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: god damn it [3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: %!!# [3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: gah [3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: SHUT THE %!!# UP [3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: sir [1. General] [Gandalf]: sup #@@**es heard you needed someone to save your asses [1. General] [Aragorn]: %!!#ing finally [1. General] [Aragorn]: why did you bother getting the fastest mount in the game if you were gonna cut its legs off [1. General] [Gimli]: lol [1. General] [Éomer]: lol dude it was a #%!#! to keep up with shadowfax [1. General] [Holykiller]: omg u got Eorls mount? I hate u u lucky sob, grats [3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: guys push them to the forest [3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: the huorns will kick their asses [1. General] [Murderholy]: lol I hope noone farts or the trees will explode [1. General] [Uzumaki]: lol [1. General] [Darksoul]: lol [1. General] [Bloodsoul]: lol [1. General] [Murderdark]: lol [1. General] [Naruto]: lol [1. General] [Legolas]: lol [1. General] [Aragorn]: I swear to god if I didn’t have legendary gear I would #*@#ing reroll [Frodo] says: last one there is a penis pump! [Sam] says: no fair! [Merri] says: wait up, wait up! [Frodo] says: holy cow i'm totally going so fast [Frodo] says: ah fuck! [Sam] says: help! [Merri] says: what do we do what do we do! [Sarumon] says: 'Ey what the fuck are you kids doin' on my fuckin' lawn? [Sarumon] says: And don't look at me when I'm fuckin' talkin to you! [Frodo] says: nnn help! [Frodo] says: help me! [Sarumon] says: Get that kid off my ice ya little wankers! [Sarumon] says: give him the stick... [Sarumon] says: DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK [Merri]: do you know my dad? [Sam]: we're sorry! [Sarumon] says: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH Joined Channel: [1. General - Rohan] Joined Channel: [3. LocalDefense - Rohan] [1. General] [Théoden]: GREETINGS MIDDLE EARTH [1. General] [Holyface]: hi [1. General] [Théoden]: MY NAME IS THEODEN [1. General] [Théoden]: AND I AM GAY [1. General] [Théoden]: GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY [1. General] [Horesmen]: ?? [1. General] [Théoden]: COCK IS MY BREAKFAST OF CHOICE [1. General] [Murderblood]: lol [1. General] [Théoden]: YOU KNOW WHO IS ALSO GAY?? [1. General] [Théoden]: YOU! [1. General] [Théoden]: ALL OF YOU! [1. General] [Mitsubishi]: f u [1. General] [Théoden]: YOU SHOULD ALL KILL YOURSELVES RIGHT NOW! [1. General] [Dragondemon]: no [3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!! [3. LocalDefense] [Eomer]: where?? [3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: UR BUTT!! [1. General] [Théoden]: HEY I THINK I SEE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T SUCK [1. General] [Théoden]: WHOOPS MY BAD JUST SOME HORSE SHIT [1. General] [Fervorslay]: welcome to ignore f@gggg [1. General] [Théoden]: spam [1. General] [Théoden]: spam [1. General] [Théoden]: spam [1. General] [Théoden]: spam [1. General] [Théoden]: spam [1. General] [Théoden]: spam [1. General] [Théoden]: spam [1. General] [Théoden]: spam [1. General] [Théoden]: spam [1. General] [Théoden]: spam [1. General] [Théoden]: spam [1. General] [Théoden]: spam [1. General] [Théoden]: spam [1. General] [Théoden]: spam [1. General] [Théoden]: spam [1. General] [Hbtcrusher]: STFFUUUUU [3. LocalDefense] [Kazemaru]: were is the butt [1. General] [Théoden]: EEEELLLLLLFFFF PPPPPPEEEEENNNNNIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS [1. General] [Théoden]: AS KING I DEMAND YOU SEND ME ALL YOUR GOLDS [1. General] [Darkmurder]: y :( [1. General] [Théoden]: HURRY UP FAGGOTS [1. General] [Théoden]: ROHAN SUCKS AND YOU CAN ALL KISS MY ASS [1. General] [Swordgod]: duel me ill fukken kill u [1. General] [Théoden]: JUMPING OFF CLIFF NOW GOODBYE To [Sarumon]: ...youre such an asshole [Sarumon] whispers: :) [Guild] [Sarumon]: mornin [Guild] [Mitzle]: yo boss [Guild] [Sarumon]: sup [Guild] [Mitzle]: had a question [Guild] [Sarumon]: pre-emptive shut the fuck up [Guild] [Kingo]: U GOT QUESTIONS Kingo has been demoted to Quiet Time [Guild] [Sarumon]: what was the question? [Guild] [Mitzle]: were trying to scour the whole planet for a ring that at the moment is roughly the size of a hobbit's finger [Guild] [Wembo]: wat if he weres it on his wang lol Wembo has been kicked from the guild [Guild] [Mitzle]: how are we supposed to find this thing? [Guild] [Khamûl]: you mean how am I supposed to find it. [Guild] [Morgomir]: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [Guild] [Khamûl]: shut up [Guild] [Sarumon]: sauron can find it [Guild] [Sarumon]: concealed within his fortress, the lord of mordor sees all [Guild] [Sarumon]: his gaze pierces cloud... [Guild] [Sarumon]: shadow... [Guild] [Sarumon]: earth... [Guild] [Sarumon]: and flesh. [Guild] [Sarumon]: BUT CAN HE SEE WHY KIDS LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?? [Guild] [Sarumon]: IT HAS REAL CINNAMON SUGAR FLAVOR IN EVERY BITE!! [Guild] [Sarumon]: TOO BAD HE EATS COCK Sarumon has been kicked from the guild [Guild] [Mitzle]: l... [Guild] [Sauron]: say it [Guild] [Mitzle]: lol... Mitzle has been kicked from the guild [Guild] [Sauron]: I hate you all so fucking much it burns