// Actions: /me
towel::never goes anywhere without his towel.
42::ponders the ultimate question.
fortytwo::ponders the ultimate question.
forty two::ponders the ultimate question.
random::suggests <random>. It's a nice number, perfectly random.

// responses:
about::Type /msg <name> about
help::Type /msg <name> help
hello::Good <time of day>!
hi::Good <time of day>!
who are you::My name is <name>.
time::The current time is <time>.
boo::You don't scare me.
random::Try <random>. It's a nice number.
number::May I suggest 42?
quit::What's the magic word?
smart::I'm an AI. Emphasis on the artificial, and less on the intelligence, but still....

// Sayings:
bash::That reminds me of a quote...
cheese::Swiss?

// factoids: not searchable, yet.