on *:TEXT:!8ball*:#:{
  set %8ball $rand(1,6)
  if (%8ball == 1) msg $chan No
  if (%8ball == 2) msg $chan Yes
  if (%8ball == 3) msg $chan Maybe
  if (%8ball == 4) msg $chan Keep dreaming
  if (%8ball == 5) msg $chan You wish
  if (%8ball == 6) msg $chan Try googling that subject
}