ON *:TEXT:*lmao*:#:{
  /k $nick No swearing permitted in $chan
  /set %'$nick'.offenses 0
  /inc %'$nick'.offenses 1
  if %'$nick'.offenses = 2 {
    /dkb $nick No swearing in $chan - this is your second offense. You are temp banned for 5 minutes.
    /timer'$nick' 1 300 /ub $nick
  }
  elseif %'$nick'.offenses = 3 {
    /dkb $nick No swearing in this channel! This is your third offense, you are temp banned for 15 minutes. Next offense will earn you a ban for the day.
    /timer'$nick' 1 900 /ub $nick
  }
  elseif %'$nick'.offenses = 4 {
    /dkb $nick You have been told for the last time today. Please rejoin tomorrow, without the language.
  }
  else {
    halt
  }
}