on *:INPUT:#:{
  if ($1 == .m) { mode $chan +m }
  if ($1 == .s) { mode $chan +s }
  if ($1 == .i) { mode $chan +i }
  if ($1 == .l) { mode $chan +l $2- }
  if ($1 == .p) { mode $chan +p }
  if ($1 == .n) { mode $chan +N }
  if ($1 == -n) { mode $chan -N }
  if ($1 == -m) { mode $chan -m }
  if ($1 == -s) { mode $chan -s }
  if ($1 == -i) { mode $chan -i }
  if ($1 == -l) { mode $chan -l }
  if ($1 == -p) { mode $chan -p }
  if ($1 == .Q) { mode $chan +Q }
  if ($1 == -Q) { mode $chan -Q }
  if ($1 == .v) && ($2 == $null) { mode $chan +v $me }
  if ($1 == .v) && ($2 != $null) { mode $chan +v $2 }
  if ($1 == -v) && ($2 == $null) { mode $chan -v $me }
  if ($1 == -v) && ($2 != $null) { mode $chan -v $2 }
  if ($1 == .h) && ($2 != $null) { mode $chan +h $2 }
  if ($1 == .h) && ($2 == $null) { mode $chan +h $me }
  if ($1 == -h) && ($2 == $null) { mode $chan -h $me }
  if ($1 == -h) && ($2 != $null) { mode $chan -h $2 }
  if ($1 == .o) && ($2 == $null) { mode $chan +o $me }
  if ($1 == .o) && ($2 != $null) { mode $chan +o $2 }
  if ($1 == -o) && ($2 == $null) { mode $chan -o $me }
  if ($1 == -o) && ($2 != $null) { mode $chan -o $2 }
  if ($1 == .kb) && ($3 == $null) { .ban -ku120 $chan $2 | /kick $chan $2 [banned for 30 mins] }
  if ($1 == .kb) && ($3 != $null) { .ban -ku $+ $calc($3 * 60) $chan $2 [banned for $3 mins] }
  if ($1 == .k) {  /kick $chan $2 $3- }
  if ($1 == .topic) { msg $chan The topic is: $chan($chan).topic
  }