on *:TEXT:!8ball*:#: {
  var %rander = $rand(1,13)
  if (%rander == 1) { 
    msg $chan To make you feel good...HECK NO!
  }
  if (%rander == 2) {
    msg $chan Possibly
  }
  if (%rander == 3) { 
    msg $chan Im...not...really...sure...
  }
  if (%rander == 4) {
    msg $chan NO
  }
  if (%rander == 5) { 
    msg $chan Smokey the bear says yes...soo ill go with him
  }
  if (%rander == 6) {
    msg $chan hmm...ask me later when im not busy laughing at ur question.
  }
  if (%rander == 7) {
    msg $chan I'm sure you don't want to know it..
  }
  if (%rander == 8) { 
    msg $chan NOO WAY!!
  }
  if (%rander == 9) {
    msg $chan Yes
  }
  if (%rander == 10) {
    msg $chan Suuuure...
  }
  if (%rander == 11) { 
    msg $chan Doubtful
  }
  if (%rander == 12) {
    msg $chan Gone fishin'..
  }
  if (%rander == 13) {
    msg $chan ROFL! WHAT A STUPID QUESTION!
  }
}