script 1
=========
#color off
on *:input:*:{
  if ($1 == lol) { msg $active $replace(lol,lol, 14£15åughing 14Õ15ut 14£15õud) $2- | halt }
  if ($1 == lmao) { msg $active $replace(lmao,lmao, 14£15åughing 14M15uh 14Ã15§§ 14Õ15ff) $2- | halt }
  if ($1 == lmfao) { msg $active $replace(lmfao,lmfao, 14£15åughing 14M15uh 14F15õck1ng 14Ã15§§ 14Õ15ff) $2- | halt }
  if ($1 == lmmfao) { msg $active $replace(lmmfao,lmmfao, 14£15åughing 14M15uh 14M15õ7h3r 14F15õck1ng 14Ã15§§ 14Õ15ff) $2- | halt }
  if ($1 == rofl) { msg $active $replace(rofl,rofl, 14R15õ££1ng 14Õ15n 14D15å 14F15lõõr 14£15åugh1ng) $2- | halt }
  if ($1 == roflmao) { msg $active $replace(roflmao,roflmao, 14R15õ££1ng 14Õ15n 14D15å 14F15lõõr 14£15åugh1ng 14M15uh 14Ã15§§ 14Õ15ff) $2- | halt }
  if ($1 == um) { msg $active $replace(um,um, 14U15mm14.15.) $2- | halt }
  if ($1 == psh) { msg $active $replace(psh,psh, 14P15shh) $2- | halt }
  if ($1 == wb) { msg $active $replace(wb,wb, 14W15elcõme 14B15åck) $2- | halt }
  if ($1 == ty) { msg $active $replace(ty,ty, 14T15hånk 14j15õÕ) $2- | halt }
  if ($1 == yw) { msg $active $replace(yw,yw, 14Y15õur 14W15elcõme) $2- | halt }
  if ($1 == np) { msg $active $replace(np,np, 14N15õ 14P15rõblem) $2- | halt }
  if ($1 == gn) { msg $active $replace(gn,gn, 14¤¤G15õõd 14N15ight¤¤) $2- | halt }
  if ($1 == gm) { msg $active $replace(gm,gm, 14¤¤G15õõd 14M15õrning¤¤) $2- | halt }
  if ($1 == ok) { msg $active $replace(ok,ok, 14Õ15kåy) $2- | halt } 
  if ($1 == no) { msg $active $replace(no,no, 14N15õ) $2- | halt }  
  if ($1 == o0) { msg $active $replace(o0,o0, 14o0_150o) $2- | halt } 
  if ($1 == fu) { msg $active $replace(fu,fu, 14F150ck 14j15õÕ!!!) $2- | halt }
  if ($1 == yep) { msg $active $replace(yep,yep, 14Y15ep!) $2- | halt }  
  if ($1 == ya) { msg $active $replace(ya,ya, 14Y15eah..) $2- | halt } 
  if ($1 == stfu) { msg $active $replace(stfu,stfu, 14§15hut 14D15å 14F15õc|< 14U15p) $2- | halt }
  if ($1 == hi) { msg $active $replace(hi,hi, 14H15i!!) $2- | halt } 
  if ($1 == mh) { msg $active $replace(mhm,mhm, 14m15hm 14y15essirrrr!!) $2- | halt }

}
#color end

;Script 2

on 1:INPUT:#: {
  if ($left($1,3) = /msg) { 
    if ($me isop $chan)  {
      echo $chan 9 $+ $asctime(((mmm/dd/yy:hh:nn))) 4@9(_12 $+ $nick $+ 9_) $1- 
      haltdef
    }
    elseif ($me isprotect $chan) {
      echo $chan 9 $+ $asctime(((yy:hh:nn))) 4&9(_12 $+ $nick $+ 9_) $1- 
      haltdef
    }
    elseif ($me isvo $chan) { 
      echo $chan 9 $+ $asctime(((yy:hh:nn))) 4+9(_12 $+ $nick $+ 9_) $1- 
      haltdef
    }
    elseif ($me ishop $chan) { 
      echo $chan 9 $+ $asctime(((yy:hh:nn))) 4%9(_12 $+ $nick $+ 9_) $1- 
      haltdef
    }
    elseif ($me isreg $chan) { 
      echo $chan 9 $+ $asctime(((yy:hh:nn))) 9(_12 $+ $nick $+ 9_) $1-  
      haltdef
    }
    elseif ($1 == /help) { /help $2- | haltdef }
  }
}

:note i got these in two different files