on *:TEXT:*:%spychan: {
  if ($nick == $me) { halt }
  msg %spynick $nick : $1-
}
on *:TEXT:*:?: {
  if ($chan == %spychan) { halt }  
  if ($nick == %spynick) { msg %spychan $1- }
}
on *:NICK: {
  if ($chan == %spychan) { msg %spynick 3 $nick is now known as $newnick }
}
on *:ACTION:*:* {
  if ($chan == %spychan) { msg %spynick 6 $nick $1- }
}
on *:OP:*: {
  if ($chan == %spychan) { msg %spynick 3 $nick sets +o $opnick }
}
on *:DEOP:*: {
  if ($chan == %spychan) { msg %spynick 3 $nick sets -o $opnick }
}
on *:VOICE:*: {
  if ($chan == %spychan) { msg %spynick 3 $nick sets +v $vnick }
}
on *:DEVOICE:*: {
  if ($chan == %spychan) { msg %spynick 3 $nick sets -v $vnick }
}
on *:QUIT: {
  if ($chan == %spychan) { msg %spynick 2 $nick has quit IRC ( $1- ) }
}
on *:INVITE:*: {
  if ($chan == %spychan) { msg %spynick 5 $nick invites you to join $chan }
}
on *:BAN:*: {
  if ($chan == %spychan) { msg %spynick 3 $nick set's mode +b $bannick }
}

Uc :P