on *:TEXT:*:#nothingmatters:{

  if ($1 == .commands) {
  notice $nick 15,1(4 C14ommands15 ¤14 %nm.commands $+ 15 ) }

  if ($1 == .roster) {
  notice $nick 15,1(4 R14oster15 ¤14 %nm.roster $+ 15 ) }

  if ($1 == .servers) {
  notice $nick 15,1(4 S14ervers15 ¤14 %nm.servers $+ 15 ) }

  if ($1 == .leagues) {
  notice $nick 15,1(4 L14eagues15 ¤14 %nm.leagues $+ 15 ) }

  if ($1 == .record) {
  notice $nick 15,1(4 R14ecord15 ¤14 %nm.record $+ 15 ) }

  if ($1 == .website) {
  notice $nick 15,1(4 W14ebsite15 ¤14 %nm.website $+ 15 ) }

  if ($1 == .calc) {
  msg $chan 15,1(4 N14othing4 M14atters15 ¤14 Answer4:14 $calc($2-) $+ 15 ) }

  if ($1 == .time) {
  msg $chan 15,1(4 N14othing4 M14atters15 ¤14 Current Time4:14 $asctime(hh:nn:ss) $+ 15 ) }

  if ($1 == .date) {
  msg $chan 15,1(4 N14othing4 M14atters15 ¤14 Current Date4:14 $adate $+ 15 ) }

  if ($1 == .huggle) {
  describe $chan huggles $nick }

  if ($1 == .banana) {
msg $chan  $+ $nick $+ : I don't want to be part of your sick fantasies! } }

on admin:TEXT:*:#nothingmatters:{

  if ($1 == .set) {
  notice $nick 15,1(4 S14et15 ¤14 Commands Roster Servers Leagues Record Website15 ) }

  if ($1 == .setcommands) {
    set %nm.commands $2-
  notice $nick Commands is now set to: $2- }

  if ($1 == .setroster) {
    set %nm.roster $2-
  notice $nick Roster is now set to: $2- }

  if ($1 == .setservers) {
    set %nm.servers $2-
  notice $nick Servers is now set to: $2- }

  if ($1 == .setleagues) {
    set %nm.leagues $2-
  notice $nick Leagues is now set to: $2- }

  if ($1 == .setrecord) {
    set %nm.record $2-
  notice $nick Record is now set to: $2- }

  if ($1 == .setwebsite) {
    set %nm.website $2-
  notice $nick Website is now set to: $2- }

  if ($1 == .adduser) {
    auser admin $2-
  notice $nick $2- has been added to the Nothing Matters user list. }

  if ($1 == .setgreeting) {
    set %nm.greeting $2-
  notice $nick Greeting is now set to: $2- }