Now this is the story 
all about how my account
got twisted upside down
and I'd like to take a minute 
just grab a seat 
and I'll tell y'all how I became the dude with no fleet

In mid G1 born and raised
on the raiding grounds spent most of ma days
Chillin' out, battleship a' maxin', relaxing all cool
and selling some deut, outside of school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good
started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mum got scared
she said "your moving in with beyhonder mav and clarkson
in low G1" 

I whistled for a cruiser and when it came near
the licence plate said "Roman" 
and there were dice on the mirror
if anything I could say this cruiser was rare
but I thought nah, forget it, see ya soon
yo ho to my moon!

I pulled up to a moon about 7 or 8,
I yelled to my captain "yo homie, smell ya later"
looked at my empire I was finally there
to sit on my moon and be HoFed from thin air