*Beep Beep*

Colonel: Snake, do you know who that is?
Snake: Seems kinda familiar...
Colonel: That's Sonic, Snake. Sonic the Hedgehog.
Snake: Oh, right.
Colonel: He's nearly as famous as Mario. They had quite a rivalry years ago.
Snake: Years ago, you mean they don't anymore?
Colonel: That's correct, Snake. Around the end of the twentieth century, Sonic's game started to get progressively worse and worse. His only dedicated fans are pathetic furries, now.
Otacon: That's not true! I like Sonic and I'm not pathetic!
Colonel: ...
Snake: ...
Snake: Anyway, sounds like a horrible way to go.
Colonel: That's right, Snake. In fact, I'd bet he'd thank you for putting him out of his misery.
Snake: I'll see to it that he's given a hero's farewell.