on *:ACTION:*slap*:#: {
  if ($me isin $1-) && ($nick != $me) {
    if (%flood. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] >= 5) { return }
    inc %slaps | describe $chan takes the poor trout out of $nick $+ 's hand .. gives it a loving kiss and releases it back to the river  ~~ <')=< ~~ till now  %slaps trouts have been saved.
    inc -u5 %flood. [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
  }
}