Aspects of the Girl Next to Me at the Concert:

- Liked my beard better
- I am "[her] new favorite person in the world"
- Likes Dimmu Borgir
- Likes Mindless Self-Indulgence, and thus the jungle-punk subgenre
- Likes Sonata Arctica
- Dresses EGL (elegant gothic lolita)
- Is metal
- Remains for the entire concert
- Shared water

Aspects of Man Next to You at Concert:

- Partially balding
- Is old
- Is nicknamed "Dad" for the rest of the night
- Pushes us with his buttocks, even though this is clearly not okay
- Says, "Hey, get out of here!" and actually believes deep in his heart that, as reasonable young people, we will comply
- Has a Schwartzeneggar-esque battle with me in which I am grasping his wrist
- Is not metal
- Leaves in the middle of the concert, to cheers from others
- Is successfully insulted with the phrase,"This is a metal concert, old man!"
- Did NOT share water

Now, I ask you: who has better taste?