I’m going to try and sequence my thoughts leading up to when this happened. Here goes. Oh geez. Gotta pee. Gotta pee. Gottapeegottapeegottapeegottapee. Gotta move the car first, I’m parked to close to a stop sign. Ok, 10 more minutes, you can do this. Class is almost over, just 10 more minutes, come on… (1o minutes later) Ok, come on, you don’t have much time, gotta get to the next class … gotta re-park, gotta pee. GOTTA PEE REAL BAD, AAAAAHH. almost there. Ok, good. Ok, start the car… good. Ok, let’s see… parking spot, ok here’s one… crap, this is kind of far away... easier than finding a closer one, and I don’t have to maneuver the car much. Whatever. This is close enough; I'm parking here. Ok, let's see here… AAAH gotta get to class, gotta pee, gotta get to class first so they know I'll be a little late then there’s no problem. Ok good, I made it GEEZ I GOTTA PEE ok … start talking… ok good job, they know where you'll be, ok gotta pee… WOW gotta pee. Weird, I'm thirsty. Ok, you made it. You can pee now… ok all ready… whoa, I’m dizzy, things look dark. Oh crap, I think I’m passing out. Oh well, gotta pee first. Here, just hold onto this pipe… geez, when am I going to start peeing? (indeterminate amount of time later) Wait a minute, those toilets are supposed to be over there. Geez, my head hurts. Hang on here… WHY AM I LAYING ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR? Oh no… No. That didn’t just happen. That did NOT. JUST. HAPPEN. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, bright side… I didn’t completely piss all over myself, and I’m … whoa, I think I’m gonna puke… ok, deep breaths, just stay on the floor until you’re ready to (no, don’t puke Ethan, you can do this) ready to get up. Ok yeah just lay down… aw, I think I have a concussion*. Ok yeah, ok, don’t puke. Ok, someone’s asking if you’re ok. Tell them what happened. Ok… I gotta wash my hands. Yeah, this is probably the least sanitary place to be. Ok, going back to class now, gonna let people know what happened… wow my head hurts. Yuck. This is awful. Ok yeah, I think I’m going to head over to the doctor now. Or not, ok tell the people that stopped you what’s going on. Ok, good. They have juice. I’m still thirsty… 
*turns out I didn’t.