on *:text:!pickpocket*:#:{
  msg $chan 12,14 $me walks up to $2 silently...
  .timer 1 2  msg $chan 0,2 $me carefully reaches inside $2 $+ 's pocket and finds...
  var %item = $rand(1,12)
  if (%item == 1) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2,0 A cell phone!
  if (%item == 2) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 3,9 money!
  if (%item == 3) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 5,0 A wallet! w00t!
  if (%item == 4) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 0,1 A receipt... -.-
  if (%item == 5) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 14,1 An ipod!!!
  if (%item == 6) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 7,0 Cigarettes... blah...
  if (%item == 7) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,0 A lighter... wonder what that's for...
  if (%item == 8) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 1,4 OMG! A condom!
  if (%item == 9) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 15,0 A quarter ~ wooptido -.-
  if (%item == 10) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 13,0 Yummy! Bubble gum!
  if (%item == 11) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12,0 Nuthin...
  if (%item == 12) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12,14 Lint???
}