on 1:TEXT:!8ball *:#:{
  /set %8ball $rand(1,6)
  /describe $chan is shaking up the 8ball for your question.
  if ((%8ball == 1)) msg $chan The answer is: Yes.
  if ((%8ball == 2)) msg $chan The answer is: No.
  if ((%8ball == 3)) msg $chan The answer is: Doubt it.
  if ((%8ball == 4)) msg $chan The answer is: All fingers point to yes.
  if ((%8ball == 5)) msg $chan The answer is: All fingers point to no.
  if ((%8ball == 6)) msg $chan The answer is: It's likely.