on *:INPUT:#: {
  if ($1 == .vaccess) { cs access # add $2 3 | halt }
  if ($1 == .haccess) { cs access # add $2 4 | halt }
  if ($1 == .oaccess) { cs access # add $2 5 | halt }
  if ($1 == .aaccess) { cs access # add $2 10 | halt }
  if ($1 == .qaccess) { cs access # add $2 9999 | halt }
  if ($1 == .kb) { ban -k $chan $nick kthxbai | halt }
  if ($1 == .k) { kick $chan $nick  | halt }
  if ($1 == .ei) { /mode $chan +Ieeeeeeee $address($me,2) $address($me,1) $address($me,3) $address($me,4) $address($me,5) $address($me,6) $address($me,98) $me * $+ $me $+ * ~c:@#bongo }
  if ($left($1,1) == .) && (!$2) || ($left($1,1) == -) && (!$2) {
    $iif($remove($1,-,.) isalpha,mode $chan $eval($1,2)) $me
  }
  if ($left($1,1) == .) && ($2) || ($left($1,1) == -) && ($2) {
    $iif($remove($1,-,.) isalpha,mode $chan $eval($1-,2))
  }
}