Celran waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Guardsmen in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Eldrad were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Celran was a Dire Avenger for fourteen hundred years. When he was young he watched the pirate ships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY MON'KEIGH" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the mon'keigh base of the an unnamed human planet he knew there were Guardsmen. "This is Eldrad" the radio crackered. "You must shoot the Guardsmen!" So Celran gotted his shuriken cannon ready and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO FAGGOTRY US" said the Guardsmen "I will shoot at him" said the Commissar and he fired the bolt pistol. Celran pranced at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and Celran was trapped and not able to shoot the Guardsmen. "I WILL KILL THE GUARDSMEN!" he shouted The radio said "No, Celran. You are the Guardsmen" And then Celran was a conscript.