on *:TEXT:!8ball*:#elginsteve:{ 
  /set %8ball $rand(1,8)
  describe $chan shakes the magic 8ball for you... 
  if (%8ball == 1) msg $chan 6Yes 
  if (%8ball == 2) msg $chan 6No 
  if (%8ball == 3) msg $chan 6I don't know how to answer that
  if (%8ball == 4) msg $chan 6..... 
  if (%8ball == 5) msg $chan 6Ask someone else, please stop asking me such daft questions!
  if (%8ball == 6) msg $chan 6It's highly possible you know..
  if (%8ball == 7) msg $chan 6How should I know?
  if (%8ball == 8) msg $chan 6Get real noob! 

}