on *:TEXT:!bowl:#rm: {
  .inc %total.bowls.$chan
  .inc %total.bowls.$nick
  .notice # %counter.format %total.bowls.$chan bowls smoked since 11.8.2007
  .notice $nick %counter.format This is your %total.bowls.$nick bowl smoked since 11.8.2007 out or %bowls.smoked that everyone has smoked.
}

on *:TEXT:!atopicit:#rm {
  .notice $nick Okay adding to topic
  .at # ][ $+ %total.bowls.$chan bowls $+ ][ $+ %total.joints.$chan joints $+ ][ $+ %total.hash.$chan hash $+ ][ $+ %total.knife.$chan hotknives $+ ][
}

on *:TEXT:!topicit:#rm {
  .notice $nick Okay clearing old topic and adding to topic.
  .topic # ][ $+ %total.bowls.$chan bowls $+ ][ $+ %total.joints.$chan joints $+ ][ $+ %total.hash.$chan hash $+ ][ $+ %total.knife.$chan hotknives $+ ][
}
on *:TEXT:!total*:#rm: {
  .notice # %counter.format $nick has smoked %total.bowls.$nick bowls, %total.joints.$nick joints, %total.hash.$nick chunks of hashish, and %total.knife.$chan hotknives.
  .notice # %counter.format This channel has smoked a total of %total.bowls.$chan bowls, %total.joints.$chan joints, %total.hash.$chan chunks of hashish, and $total.knife.$chan hotknives.
}

on *:TEXT:!joint:#rm: {
  .inc %total.joints.$chan
  .inc %total.joints.$nick
  .notice # %counter.format $nick is smoking a jay! That makes %total.joints.$chan joints moked since 11.8.2007. This is $nick $+ 's %total.joints.$nick joint!
  .notice $nick %counter.format This is your %total.joints.$nick joint smoked since 11.8.2007 out or %total.joints.$chan that everyone has smoked.
}

on *:TEXT:!hash:#rm: {
  .inc %total.hash.$chan
  .inc %total.hash.$nick
  .notice # %counter.format $nick is moking some hashish! That makes %total.hash.$chan chunks of hash moked since 11.8.2007. This is $nick $+ 's %total.hash.$nick chunk of hash!
  .notice $nick %counter.format This is your %total.hash.$nick chunk of hash smoked since 11.8.2007 out or %total.hash.$chan that everyone has smoked.
}

on *:TEXT:!hotknife*:#rm: {
  .inc %total.knife.$chan
  .inc %total.knife.$nick
  .notice # %counter.format $nick hitting a hotkife! That makes %total.knife.$chan knives hit since 11.8.2007. This is $nick $+ 's %total.knife.$nick hotknife!
  .notice $nick %counter.format This is your %total.knife.$nick hotknife since 11.8.2007 out or %total.knife.$chan that everyone has smoked.
}