alias quit {
  var %i = 1
  var %quit.msg = $nick(#windows.se,$rand(1,$nick(#windows.se,0)))
  while (%i < 6) {
    var %quit.nick = $nick(#windows.se,$rand(1,$nick(#windows.se,0)))
    if ($left(%quit.nick,5) isin %quit.msg) || (%quit.nick == Q) || ($left(%quit.nick,5) == $left($me,5)) { }
    else {
      var %quit.msg = %quit.msg $+ $chr(44) $+ $chr(32) $+ %quit.nick
      inc %i
    }
  }
  quit #windows.se - Home of myself, %quit.msg and others!
}