[01:47:35] * Legs is now known as Beetle
[01:48:56] <cougem> hey look legs grew a body
[01:48:57] <cougem> FROFRLOFRLOFRLO
[01:49:06] <Beetle> ha
[01:49:11] <Beetle> i think i may go to bed now
[01:49:15] <cougem> oh man
[01:49:16] <Beetle> good night, all
[01:49:17] <cougem> OH MAN
[01:49:21] <cougem> night, sexy
[01:49:30] <Beetle> i will go to my beetle cave
[01:49:37] <cougem> seriously stop talking
[01:49:42] <cougem> this is too good
[01:49:44] <Beetle> or perhaps lie in a matchbox and write Alexander on the lid
[01:49:46] <cougem> in my pants
[01:49:47] <cougem> OMFG
[01:49:54] * cougem covers eyes and gurgles
[01:50:02] <Beetle> you seem a little randy
[01:50:07] <Beetle> asl?
[01:50:08] <cougem> have you read my family and other animals?
[01:50:13] <cougem> by gerald durrel?
[01:50:17] <Beetle> some of it
[01:50:22] <cougem> ah you should read it all
[01:50:24] <Beetle> a few chapters, maybe half a book
[01:50:36] <Beetle> i am myself referring to the works of a.a. milne
[01:50:43] <Beetle> asl?
[01:50:51] <cougem> yah i know
[01:50:58] <cougem> 21/m/uk unfortunately
[01:51:08] <gw280> ASL????????????/ WTF
[01:51:08] <Beetle> er, ditto
[01:51:18] <gw280> plebs
[01:51:26] <cougem> damn guess that makes us soul mates
[01:51:30] <Beetle> am i using archaic acronyms?
[01:51:44] <cougem> shutup and hold me
[01:51:48] <Beetle> ok
[01:51:53] * Beetle holds cougem
[01:51:56] <cougem> oh MAN
[01:52:13] <Beetle> i'm sure i don't know why i did that
[01:52:38] <gw280> bed
[01:52:46] <cougem> yeh that's why
[01:52:47] * Beetle lets go
[01:53:01] <Beetle> ah, right
[01:53:14] <Beetle> i am now going to go to bed on my own
[01:53:25] <cougem> aw man
[01:53:43] <cougem> beetle, area you ready for revelations 2.0?
[01:53:51] <cougem> are you training for marauders?
[01:53:55] <cougem> *are
[01:53:56] <Beetle> just a minute
[01:54:07] * Beetle changes into something more suitable
[01:54:17] <cougem> i frankly think warp dispruption fields are overpowered
[01:56:02] <cougem> are you covered in goose fat now?
[01:58:38] <Beetle> no, i am not covered in goose fat
[01:58:45] <Beetle> that would make the bed messy
[01:58:53] <Beetle> _my_ bed
[01:59:02] <Beetle> which will contain me in a few minutes
[01:59:04] <cougem> oic
[01:59:13] <cougem> is that an invitation?
[01:59:40] <Beetle> although if anyone wants to come over, i may be open to persuasion
[01:00:03] <Beetle> notice how i do not specify over what
[01:00:12] <cougem> i am impressed
[01:00:29] <Beetle> by what?
[01:00:30] <cougem> you managed to come over as desperate, and yet ignore me at the same time
[01:00:59] * Beetle laughs a little bit
[01:01:10] * Beetle is also a little confused
[01:01:25] <cougem> during sex i wear a fez
[01:01:30] <cougem> and scream
[01:01:31] * Beetle is generally little, being a beetle
[01:01:35] <Beetle> er, ok
[01:01:45] <Beetle> you don't think you're being a little forward now?
[01:01:57] <cougem> nope, why?
[01:02:25] <Beetle> it's just that, one doesn't generally actually say "we're going to have sex" and then have 

it
[01:02:30] <Beetle> not until you know each other really well
[01:02:51] <Beetle> it generally kinda happens by accident
[01:02:56] <cougem> ok is the implication that i shouldn't have admitted we were going to have sex?
[01:03:07] <Beetle> yes, that is what i am saying
[01:03:08] <cougem> or that once saying it i shouldn't have persued it?
[01:03:22] <Beetle> the former, i think
[01:03:25] <cougem> ok
[01:03:29] * cougem puts on the fez
[01:03:37] <Beetle> but we can forget that you said it, that's ok
[01:03:40] <cougem> i'll let the hat do the talkin
[01:03:40] <cougem> g
[01:03:48] <Beetle> you just make yourself comfortable
[01:04:00] <Beetle> i still haven't taken my shoes off yet
[01:04:11] * Beetle goes to put his shoes in the cupboard
[01:04:24] <cougem> thats not sexy
[01:04:56] <Beetle> oh, better to keep them on, you think?
[01:05:04] <cougem> or talk them off quiety
[01:05:07] <cougem> *quietly
[01:05:19] <cougem> afterall, beetles don't wear shoes, much
[01:05:47] <Beetle> my other nick is Legs, though
[01:05:52] <Beetle> they have feets on the ends
[01:06:04] <cougem> true
[01:06:18] <cougem> let's not talk about him though
[01:06:25] <cougem> i'm going to call you bootle bum-trinket
[01:06:48] <cougem> or bootle-bumtrinket
[01:06:49] <Beetle> well i'm going to actually sign off and go to bed
[01:06:50] <cougem> or whatever
[01:06:51] <Beetle> sleep well
[01:06:54] <cougem> ok
[01:06:56] <cougem> you too
[01:07:06] <Beetle> or should i say comfortably?
[01:07:39] <cougem> sure
[01:07:40] <cougem> go for that
[01:07:46] * cougem strokes
[01:07:55] * Beetle fiddles with the bobble on cougem's fez
[01:08:02] <cougem> OH MAN
[01:08:17] <Beetle> ribbon thing, i mean
[01:08:18] <cougem> that better not be scripted
[01:08:18] <Beetle> you know
[01:08:32] <Beetle> what?  what do you mean?
[01:08:38] <Beetle> are you saying i set all this up?
[01:08:51] <cougem> nobody could ever set this up
[01:08:54] <cougem> not even saphos
[01:09:47] <Beetle> well goodnight then
[01:09:54] <Beetle> see you in the morning, perhaps
[01:09:59] <Beetle> or another time
[01:10:11] <cougem> hope so
[01:10:20] <Beetle> x
[01:10:31] <cougem> x
[01:10:33] <cougem> (this is getting a bit scary now, even for me)
[01:10:44] * Beetle (~jada3@client-86-31-248-208.oxfd.adsl.virgin.net) Quit ("What?! Open source isn't good