sudo mkdir -p /usr/lib/jvm/java-6-sun-1.6.0.03/bin/ && sudo touch /usr/lib/jvm/java-6-sun-1.6.0.03/bin/java && sudo apt-get -f install
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Setting up sun-java6-bin (6-03-0ubuntu2) ...
/var/lib/dpkg/info/sun-java6-bin.postinst: 84: /usr/lib/jvm/java-6-sun-1.6.0.03/bin/java: Permission denied
dpkg: error processing sun-java6-bin (--configure):
 subprocess post-installation script returned error exit status 126
dpkg: dependency problems prevent configuration of sun-java6-plugin:
 sun-java6-plugin depends on sun-java6-bin (= 6-03-0ubuntu2); however:
  Package sun-java6-bin is not configured yet.
dpkg: error processing sun-java6-plugin (--configure):
 dependency problems - leaving unconfigured
dpkg: dependency problems prevent configuration of sun-java6-jre:
 sun-java6-jre depends on sun-java6-bin (= 6-03-0ubuntu2) | ia32-sun-java6-bin (= 6-03-0ubuntu2); however:
  Package sun-java6-bin is not configured yet.
  Package ia32-sun-java6-bin is not installed.
dpkg: error processing sun-java6-jre (--configure):
 dependency problems - leaving unconfigured
dpkg: dependency problems prevent configuration of sun-java6-fonts:
 sun-java6-fonts depends on sun-java6-jre (>= 6-03-0ubuntu2); however:
  Package sun-java6-jre is not configured yet.
dpkg: error processing sun-java6-fonts (--configure):
 dependency problems - leaving unconfigured
Errors were encountered while processing:
 sun-java6-bin
 sun-java6-plugin
 sun-java6-jre
 sun-java6-fonts
E: Sub-process /usr/bin/dpkg returned an error code (1)