on *:TEXT:brb:#X,#Maggots,#Nightwolves,#Ufor,#WNx,#couchpotat1:{
  if (%gone. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] == $null) {
    /set %gone. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $ctime
    /msg $chan 1«12 $nick 1» slowly steps away from the Key Board.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:*back*:#X,#Maggots,#Nightwolves,#Ufor,#WNx,#couchpotat1:{
  if (%gone. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] != $null) {
    /msg $chan 1Welcome back «12 $nick 1» You have been gone for12 $duration($calc($ctime - %gone. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $ctime))
    /unset %gone. [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
  }
}