on *:JOIN:#:{
  IF ($level($address($nick,2)) == 5) {
  .msg $chan 7,1(0,1 alert 7·0,1 $nick is the owner0,1(0750)0,1 of $me 0,17) }
  elseif ($level($address($nick,2)) == 4) {
  .msg $chan 7,1(0,1 alert 7·0,1 $nick is a senior admin0,1(0740)0,1 of $me 0,17) }
  elseif ($level($address($nick,2)) == 3) {
  .msg $chan 7,1(0,1 alert 7·0,1 $nick is an admin0,1(0730)0,1 of $me 0,17) }
  elseif ($level($address($nick,2)) == 2) {
  .msg $chan 7,1(0,1 alert 7·0,1 $nick is an operator0,1(0720)0,1 of $me 0,17) }
  elseif ($level($address($nick,2)) == s) {
  .msg $chan 7,1(0,1 alert 7·0,1 $nick is tech support0,1(0710)0,1 of $me 0,17) }
  else { halt }