i feel 8 pounds lighter it was one of those kind of shits that puts you in a hastened frenzy, your ass cheeks quivering and sweating peanutty ones are worst as you hurriedly try to unwrap the toilet paper before dropping trow and opening the flood gates but was it a good poop? i mean there are good and bad ones we all know it yeah it was good but my toilet is sorta fucked up, so the turd went down but not the TP I hate hot, liquidy ones gotta let it take a rest the ones that make your anus hurt like someone lit it on fire my toilet always blocks always good to know that's what we call the "fire squirts" retracting ones are also annoying retracting? you squeeze them out and, whoosh, they go back in i hate it when u need to crap heaps and then it hurts to wipe your ass i hate when you're trying to force one out, and at the last moment your ass contracts uncontrollably, and traps a little turtle head in there just out of reach of your rectal muscles, so it cant be forced out you have to like, pull your cheeks apart and rock back and forth i know i hate that trying to get it to fall loose lmao and tehn sometimes u cant and it makes it really hard to wipe and when it plops, you get that nasty turd water splash into your butthole i hate that ahh, I never get that yeah i hate when it gets pinched off, but you don't know it so its not only me that gets that so you go to wipe and you come off with some nasty turd shit all over the tp i hate it when u take a good crap and it like isnt there it just dissapears damn ninja turds yeah egg doesn't have that, those euro crappers dont have bowls they have like, a plateau with a cliff on the end I line the water with toilet paper no splashes but... i find that ahrd to imagine its weird sauron it can block on the way down its like, the shit sits on this little flat area inside the toilet it does? and when you flush, water pushes it forward and down a hole in amsterdam it did the dutch toilets ahh its kinda nasty cuz your shit isn't diluted with the water ewww uk have proper, if not small, toilets so it makes it STANKY in that little bathroom almost sounds as bad as thunderboxes lol thunderbox? damn things u just crap downa hole there in the bush of aus fart with the added effect of toilet bowl theres a toilet and then there is no fulush just like a big pit haha echoy thats like an outhouse lol