on *:text:!av*:#:{
  if ($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) {
    set %voicenick $2- 
    /cs access $chan add %voicenick 3
    /notice %voicenick You have been added to the auto-voice list.
    /notice $nick %voicenick has been added to the auto-voice list.
    /mode $chan +v %voicenick
  }
}

ON $*:TEXT:/^[!@.]gaymeter*/Si:*:{
  /set %8ball $rand(1,102)
  if (%8ball == 1) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 1% gay
  if (%8ball == 2) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 2% gay
  if (%8ball == 3) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 3% gay 
  if (%8ball == 4) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 4% gay
  if (%8ball == 5) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 5% gay
  if (%8ball == 6) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 6% gay
  if (%8ball == 7) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 7% gay
  if (%8ball == 8) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 8% gay
  if (%8ball == 9) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 9% gay
  if (%8ball == 10) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 10 %gay
  if (%8ball == 11) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 11% gay
  if (%8ball == 12) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 12% gay
  if (%8ball == 13) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 13% gay
  if (%8ball == 14) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 14% gay
  if (%8ball == 15) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 15% gay
  if (%8ball == 16) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 16% gay
  if (%8ball == 17) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 17% gay
  if (%8ball == 18) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 18% gay
  if (%8ball == 19) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 19% gay
  if (%8ball == 20) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 20% gay
  if (%8ball == 21) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 21% gay
  if (%8ball == 22) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 22% gay
  if (%8ball == 23) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 23% gay   
  if (%8ball == 24) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 24% gay
  if (%8ball == 25) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 25% gay
  if (%8ball == 26) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 26% gay
  if (%8ball == 27) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 27% gay
  if (%8ball == 28) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 28% gay
  if (%8ball == 29) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 29% gay
  if (%8ball == 30) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 30% gay
  if (%8ball == 31) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 31% gay
  if (%8ball == 32) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 32% gay
  if (%8ball == 33) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 33% gay
  if (%8ball == 34) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 34% gay
  if (%8ball == 35) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 35% gay
  if (%8ball == 36) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 36% gay
  if (%8ball == 37) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 37% gay
  if (%8ball == 38) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 38% gay
  if (%8ball == 39) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 39% gay
  if (%8ball == 40) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 40% gay
  if (%8ball == 41) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 41% gay
  if (%8ball == 42) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 42% gay
  if (%8ball == 43) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 43% gay
  if (%8ball == 44) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 44% gay
  if (%8ball == 45) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 45% gay
  if (%8ball == 46) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 46% gay
  if (%8ball == 47) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 47% gay
  if (%8ball == 48) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 48% gay
  if (%8ball == 49) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 49% gay
  if (%8ball == 50) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 50% gay
  if (%8ball == 51) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 51% gay
  if (%8ball == 52) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 52% gay
  if (%8ball == 53) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 53% gay
  if (%8ball == 54) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 54% gay
  if (%8ball == 55) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 55% gay
  if (%8ball == 56) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 56% gay
  if (%8ball == 57) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 57% gay
  if (%8ball == 58) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 58% gay
  if (%8ball == 59) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 59% gay
  if (%8ball == 60) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 60% gay
  if (%8ball == 61) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 61% gay
  if (%8ball == 62) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 62% gay
  if (%8ball == 63) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 63% gay
  if (%8ball == 64) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 64% gay
  if (%8ball == 65) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 65% gay
  if (%8ball == 66) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 66% gay
  if (%8ball == 67) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 67% gay
  if (%8ball == 68) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 68% gay
  if (%8ball == 69) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 69% gay
  if (%8ball == 70) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 70% gay
  if (%8ball == 71) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 71% gay
  if (%8ball == 72) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 72% gay
  if (%8ball == 73) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 73% gay
  if (%8ball == 74) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 74% gay
  if (%8ball == 75) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 75% gay
  if (%8ball == 76) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 76% gay
  if (%8ball == 77) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 77% gay
  if (%8ball == 78) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 78% gay
  if (%8ball == 79) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 79% gay
  if (%8ball == 80) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 80% gay
  if (%8ball == 81) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 81% gay
  if (%8ball == 82) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 82% gay 
  if (%8ball == 83) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 83% gay
  if (%8ball == 84) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 84% gay
  if (%8ball == 85) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 85% gay
  if (%8ball == 86) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 86% gay
  if (%8ball == 87) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 87% gay
  if (%8ball == 88) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 88% gay
  if (%8ball == 89) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 89% gay
  if (%8ball == 90) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 90% gay
  if (%8ball == 91) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 91% gay
  if (%8ball == 92) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 92% gay
  if (%8ball == 93) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 93% gay
  if (%8ball == 94) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 94% gay
  if (%8ball == 95) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 95% gay
  if (%8ball == 96) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 96% gay
  if (%8ball == 97) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 97% gay
  if (%8ball == 98) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 98% gay
  if (%8ball == 99) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 99% gay
  if (%8ball == 100) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 100% gay
  if (%8ball == 101) .msg $chan hmm $2- is 0% gay
  if (%8ball == 102) .msg $chan hmm $2- is Completely Gay. 999%.
}


ON $*:TEXT:/^[!@.]penistest*/Si:*:{

  /set %8ball $rand(1,8) 
  if (%8ball == 1) .msg $chan  wow, $2 How do you live with such a small thing?
  if (%8ball == 2) .msg $chan  woah, $2 It's so huge!!
  if (%8ball == 3) .msg $chan  hmm, $2 I might need a telescope!
  if (%8ball == 4) .msg $chan  OMG, $2 ITS A MONSTER
  if (%8ball == 5) .msg $chan  OMG, $2 ITS really small from Swifty (The master on these things)
  if (%8ball == 6) .msg $chan  OMG, $2 OMG Eng would lick that!
  if (%8ball == 7) .msg $chan  OMG, $2 Put it away, it's fucking demented.
  if (%8ball == 8) .msg $chan  Jesus Mary Christ, $2 Is it just me, but you have tits AND a dick? SHIT!
}


on $*:text:/^[!@.]slap*/Si:#: {
  /set %8ball $rand(1,14) 
  if (%8ball == 1) .describe $chan slaps $2 with a Abbysal whip
  if (%8ball == 2) .describe $chan  slaps $2 with a 2ez1pure
  if (%8ball == 3) .describe $chan  slaps $2 with a Defiler (level 100) 
  if (%8ball == 4) .describe $chan  slaps $2 with a Guthans warspear (100) 
  if (%8ball == 5) .describe $chan  slaps $2 with a Rune Essence
  if (%8ball == 6) .describe $chan  slaps $2 with a Ddp++
  if (%8ball == 7) .describe $chan  slaps $2 with a Dragon 2hand
  if (%8ball == 7) .describe $chan  slaps $2 with a Ring of charos(a)
  if (%8ball == 8) .describe $chan  slaps $2 with a rune plateskirt (g)
  if (%8ball == 9) .describe $chan  slaps $2 with a Burnt lobster
  if (%8ball == 10) .describe $chan slaps $2 with a Wizard hat (g)
  if (%8ball == 11) .describe $chan slaps $2 with a Dharoks great axe (75)
  if (%8ball == 12) .describe $chan slaps $2 with a Void knight
  if (%8ball == 13) .describe $chan slaps $2 with  2\3 of a chocolate cake
  if (%8ball == 14) .describe $chan slaps $2 with a Green boater

} 
ON $*:TEXT:/^[!@.]8ball*/Si:*:{
  /set %8ball $rand(1,8) 
  if (%8ball == 1) .msg $chan 4No! 
  if (%8ball == 2) .msg $chan 4Yes 
  if (%8ball == 3) .msg $chan 4Maybe 
  if (%8ball == 4) .msg $chan 4of course 
  if (%8ball == 5) .msg $chan 4Are you crazy?!?! 
  if (%8ball == 6) /msg $chan 4How should I know? 
  if (%8ball == 7) /msg $chan 4Are you fucking dumb?
  if (%8ball == 8) /msg $chan 4All I know is your mother is a man.
}


on *:TEXT:!Calc*:#: {
  notice $nick 8,1.4,1::8,1.0,1The answer to $2 is: $calc($replace($2,x,*))8,1.4,1::8,1.
}

alias c1 { return $+( 4 $1-,) }
alias c2 { return $+( 7 $1-,) }

on *:text:*:#: {
  tokenize 32 $strip($1-)
  if ($left($1,1) !isin @!.) halt
  if ($right($1,-1) == stats) var %style = astats
  elseif ($regex($1,/co?mb(at)?/Si)) var %style = combat
  elseif ($setskill($remove($1,@,!,.))) var %style = istat, %skill = $setskill($remove($1,@,!,.))
  elseif ($right($1,-1) == defname) && ($2) {
    writeini DefRSN.ini RSNs $mask($fulladdress,3) $replace($2-,$chr(32),-)
    .notice $nick 7You're default RSN for the host 4 $mask($fulladdress,3) 7has been set to $2-
    halt
  }
  else halt

  inc %ID
  if ($len($2-) > 12) {
    4 $($+(%,stats.display.,%ID),2) $c1(The nick) $c2($2-) $c1(is too long)
    cleanup %ID
    halt
  }
  elseif ($2) set $+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID) $replace($2-,$chr(32),-)
  elseif ($readini(DefRSN.ini,RSNs,$mask($fulladdress,3))) set $+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID) $ifmatch
  elseif ($readini(DefRSN.ini,RSNs,$nick)) set $+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID) $ifmatch
  else set $+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID) $nick

  set $+(%,stats.style.,%ID) %style
  set $+(%,stats.skill.,%ID) %skill
  set $+(%,stats.display.,%ID) $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)
  sockopen $+(stats.,%ID) hiscore.runescape.com 80
}

on *:sockopen:stats.*: {
  var %id = $gettok($sockname,2,46)
  sockwrite -n $sockname GET /lang/en/aff/runescape/hiscorepersonal.ws?user1= $+ $($+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID),2) HTTP/1.1
  sockwrite -n $sockname Host: hiscore.runescape.com $+ $crlf $+ $crlf
}
on *:sockread:stats.*: {
  sockread &Incoming
  bwrite $sockname -1 -1 &Incoming
  if ($bfind(&Incoming, 1, </html>).text) makehash $sockname
  elseif ($bfind(&Incoming, 1, does not feature in the hiscores.).text) {
    $($+(%,stats.display.,%ID),2) $c1(The nick) $c2($($+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID),2)) $c1(Does not appear in the hiscores)
    cleanup $gettok($sockname,2,46)
  }
}
alias -l makehash {
  var %file = $1
  bread %file 1 $file(%file).size &stats
  var %currentstat, %x = 1
  while (%x) {
    var %x = $bfind(&stats,$calc(%x + 1),<a href="overall.ws?table=)
    var %currentstat = $striptags($bvar(&stats,%x,200).text)
    tokenize 10 %currentstat
    hadd -m %file $1 $2 $3 $4 $xp2next($3,$4)
  }
  process %file
}
alias process {
  var %table = $1, %id = $gettok($1,2,46), %x = 0, $&
    %display = $($+(%,stats.display.,%ID),2), $&
    %rsn = $($+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID),2), $&
    %skill = $($+(%,stats.skill.,%ID),2), $&
    %style = $($+(%,stats.style.,%ID),2)
  ;shoot;
  if (%style == astats) {
    while (%x <= 23) {
      tokenize 32 $hget(%table,$setskill(%x))
      if ($2) var %statline = %statline $c1($setskill(%x)) $c2($2)
      inc %x
    }
    %display $c1(Stats for) $c2(%rsn) $+ $c1(:)
    %display %statline
  }
  elseif (%style == istat) {
    if (!$hget(%table,%skill)) 7 %display $c1(The nick) $c2(%rsn) $c1(does not appear in the hiscores for) $c2(%skill)
    else {
      tokenize 32 $hget(%table,%skill)
      %display $c2(%skill) $c1(stats for) $c2(%rsn) $+ $c1(:)
      %display $c1(Rank:) $c2($1) $c1(Level:) $c2($bytes($2,b)) $c1(Exp:) $c2($3) $&
        $iif(%skill != Overall,$c1(Exp to lvl) $c2($calc($2 + 1)) $+ $c1(:) $c2($bytes($4,b)))
    }
  }
  elseif (%style == combat) {
    var %a.mult = .32707, %s.mult = .324, %d.mult = .25, %h.mult = .25, %p.mult = .124, %r.mult = .487, %m.mult = .487
    var %a = $iif($gettok($hget(%table,attack),2,32),$v1,-), $&
      %s = $iif($gettok($hget(%table,strength),2,32),$v1,-), $&
      %d = $iif($gettok($hget(%table,defence),2,32),$v1,-), $&
      %h = $iif($gettok($hget(%table,hitpoints),2,32),$v1,-), $&
      %r = $iif($gettok($hget(%table,ranged),2,32),$v1,-), $&
      %m = $iif($gettok($hget(%table,magic),2,32),$v1,-), $&
      %p = $iif($gettok($hget(%table,prayer),2,32),$v1,-)

    var %meleecombat  = $calc(%a * %a.mult + %s * %s.mult + %d * %d.mult + %h * %h.mult + %p * %p.mult), $&
      %RangedCombat = $calc(%r * %r.mult + %p * %p.mult + %d * %d.mult + %h * %h.mult), $&
      %MagicCombat  = $calc(%m * %m.mult + %p * %p.mult + %d * %d.mult + %h * %h.mult)

    if (%MagicCombat == %RangedCombat) && (%MagicCombat == %RangedCombat) {
      %display $c1(The nick) $c2(%rsn) $c1(does not appear in the hiscores for any combat skills)
      cleanup %id
      halt
    }
    elseif (%MagicCombat > %RangedCombat) && (%MagicCombat > %MeleeCombat) var %cmbstyle = Magic, %Combat = %MagicCombat
    elseif (%RangedCombat > %MeleeCombat) var %cmbstyle = Ranged, %Combat = %RangedCombat
    else var %cmbstyle = melee, %combat = %MeleeCombat

    var %cmb.temp = $abs($calc($int($calc(%combat +1)) - %combat)), $&
      %a.2lvl = $ceil($calc(%cmb.temp / %a.mult)), %s.2lvl = $ceil($calc(%cmb.temp / %s.mult)), $&
      %d.2lvl = $ceil($calc(%cmb.temp / %d.mult)), %m.2lvl = $ceil($calc(%cmb.temp / %m.mult)), $&
      %r.2lvl = $ceil($calc(%cmb.temp / %r.mult)), %p.2lvl = $ceil($calc(%cmb.temp / %p.mult))

    if (%cmbstyle == magic) var %dynamic.2lvl = $c1(Magic:) $c2(%m.2lvl)
    elseif (%cmbstyle == Ranged) var %dynamic.2lvl = $c1(Ranged:) $c2(%r.2lvl)
    else var %dynamic.2lvl = $c1(Att:) $c2(%a.2lvl) $c1(Str:) $c2(%s.2lvl)
    var %combat = $round(%combat,2), %next = $ceil(%combat)

    %display $c2(%rsn) $c1(is) $c2(%combat) $c1(%cmbstyle style combat)
    %display $c1(Attack:) $c2(%a) $c1(Defence:) $c2(%d) $c1(Strength:) $c2(%s) $c1(Hits:) $c2(%h) $&
      $c1(Mage:) $c2(%m) $c1(Range:) $c2(%r) $c1(Pray:) $c2(%p)
    %display $c1(Levels for) $c2(%next) $+ $c1(:) %dynamic.2lvl $&
      $c1(Def/Hp:) $c2(%d.2lvl) $c1(Prayer:) $c2(%p.2lvl)
  }
  cleanup %id
}

alias -l cleanup {
  unset $+(%,stats.*.,$1)
  sockclose $+(Stats.,$1)
  .remove $+(Stats.,$1)
}

alias -l xp {
  var %x = 1, %level = $calc($1 - 1), %xp = 0
  while (%x <= %level) {
    var %TempXp = $calc((%x + 300 * 2^(%x / 7)) /4)
    inc %xp %TempXp
    inc %x
  }
  return $int(%xp)
}

alias -l xp2Next {
  var %xp = $remove($2,$chr(44)), %nextxp = $xp($calc($1 + 1))
  return $calc(%nextxp - %xp)
}

alias -l striptags { var %x,%y = $regsub($1-,/(<[^>]+>)/g,$null,%x) | return %x }
alias -l setskill {
  if ($1 == 0) || ($regex($1,/^(st|(skill)?total|overall)$/Si)) return Overall
  elseif ($1 == 1) || ($regex($1,/^at(t|k|tack)$/Si)) return Attack
  elseif ($1 == 2) || ($regex($1,/^def(en[cs]e)?$$/Si)) return Defence
  elseif ($1 == 3) || ($regex($1,/^str(ength)?$/Si)) return Strength
  elseif ($1 == 4) || ($regex($1,/^hp|hit(s|points?)?$/Si)) return Hitpoints
  elseif ($1 == 5) || ($regex($1,/^range(r|d|ing)?$/Si)) return Ranged
  elseif ($1 == 6) || ($regex($1,/^Pray(er)?$$/Si)) return Prayer
  elseif ($1 == 7) || ($regex($1,/^mag(e|ic)$$/Si)) return Magic
  elseif ($1 == 8) || ($regex($1,/^cook(ing)?$/Si)) return Cooking
  elseif ($1 == 9) || ($regex($1,/^wc|wood(cut(ting)?)?$/Si)) return Woodcutting
  elseif ($1 == 10) || ($regex($1,/^fletch(ing)?$/Si)) return Fletching
  elseif ($1 == 11) || ($regex($1,/^fish(ing)?$/Si)) return Fishing
  elseif ($1 == 12) || ($regex($1,/^(fire|fm)(make?(ing)?|ing)?$/Si)) return Firemaking
  elseif ($1 == 13) || ($regex($1,/^craft(ing)?$/Si)) return Crafting
  elseif ($1 == 14) || ($regex($1,/^(smith|smelt)(ing)?$/Si)) return Smithing
  elseif ($1 == 15) || ($regex($1,/^mine(ing)?$/Si)) return Mining
  elseif ($1 == 16) || ($regex($1,/^herb(law|lore)?$/Si)) return Herblore
  elseif ($1 == 17) || ($regex($1,/^agil(ity)?$/Si)) return Agility
  elseif ($1 == 18) || ($regex($1,/^(th(ei|ie)[fv](e|ing)?)$/Si)) return Thieving
  elseif ($1 == 19) || ($regex($1,/^slay(er|ing)?$/Si)) return Slayer
  elseif ($1 == 20) || ($regex($1,/^farm(er|ing)?$/Si)) return Farming
  elseif ($1 == 21) || ($regex($1,/^(rc|runecraft)(er|ing)?$/Si)) return Runecraft
  elseif ($1 == 22) || ($regex($1,/^hunt(er)?(ing?)?$/Si)) return Hunter
  elseif ($1 == 23) || ($regex($1,/^(construct)(ion|ing)?$/si)) return Construction
}


}