Engineering

(Parody of Barret Strong, Norman Whitfield/Edwin Star - WAR)

Engineering
*huh* *yeah*
What are they good for
Absolutely (nothing)
*uhh huhh uhhh huhhh*

Engineering
*huh* *yeah*
What are they good for
Absolutely (nothing)
Say it again you all

Engineering
*huh* *look out*
What are they good for
*huh*
Absolutely (nothing)
Listen to me

(Engineering) I despise
because it means destruction of everyones time
Engineering means hundreds of hours of bickering and whine
When we try to make progress on the bottom line

I said Engineering
*huh who*
GOOD GOD YOU ALL
What is it good for
Absolutely (nothing)

Say it again

Engineering
*huh whoooaaaaa*
What is good for
Absolutely (nothing)

Listen to me

(Engineering)
It's nothing more than a promise breaker
(Engineering)
Friend only to the pastry baker
Engineering is the enemy of all departments
The thought of Engineering blows my mind
Brought in to  bog things down more and more
They make ever so damned bored
All this time wasted who wants to even try

Engineering

GOOD GOD YOU ALL
What is it good for
Absolutely (nothing)

Say it, Say it, Say it

Engineering
*huh whoooaaaaa*
What is good for
Absolutely (nothing)

Listen to me

(Engineering)
It's nothing more than a promise breaker
(Engineering)
Friend only to the pastry baker

(Engineering)
They use charts graphs and props
Which do nothing but make meetings last longer
They say we must fight them
But they make them come into our projects anyways

Engineering

GOOD GOD YOU ALL
What is it good for
Absolutely (nothing)

Say it again

Engineering
*huh whoooaaaaa*
What is good for
Absolutely (nothing)

Listen to me

(Engineering)
It's nothing more than a promise breaker
(Engineering)
Friend only to the pastry baker
Doing things correctly and fast 
There has to be a place for these things today
They bring them in and tell us they need them
But Lord knows there's gotta be a better way
That's better than

ENGINEERING

What is it good for

YOU TELL ME

Say it, Say it, Say it

WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR

Stand up and shout it

NOTHING