I have an idea Jesse: ? me: I'll tell you when you tell me the green golf ball joke Jesse: LOLOLOLOL me: LOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Jesse: that's not so good of an idea me: /me thinks it's a GREAT idea Jesse: I should write a script to tell it to you ok me: jesse stop I GET THE JOKE Jesse: are you absolutely serious? me: I heard what cam was saying no I'm not I said that because it was funny and meant I'd never actually tell you Jesse: I'll tell it to you 7:37 PM me: ... Jesse: I will tell you the green golf ball joke me: ... Jesse: and you won't like it me: .... since you didn't listen to what I just said, go ahead Jesse: hmm... true me: the joke is getting people to ask what it is 7:38 PM Jesse: not really but you think it is, because I don't want to tell the joke, and you don't believe me when I say ther is one me: ... no, I don't Jesse: exactly. me: LOL Jesse: so some day I might tell it to you... 7:39 PM me: you have been and I know that Jesse: optimally an occasion where we're sleeping near eachother me: and you don't know I ... O_O Jesse: ... me: that hurt my brain Jesse: that came out... me: LOL Jesse: yeah it works best late at night me: you're either not hearing what I said, or taking advantage of me thinking you didn't both are stupid FORGET I EVER SAID ANYTHING 7:40 PM Jesse: LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOL me: LOL approximately once a week Jesse: ... ../ me: ROFL Jesse: .... wtf? me: what? Jesse: confuseod! why did you just tell me all of the sudden? me: LOL to get you to stop with the joke Jesse: that was SO not on the battle plan ooohhhhhh 7:41 PM I WILL tell it to you I might have to just to got you to believe that there is a joke 7:42 PM me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL stop it already Jesse: LOLOLOLL me: what was the "battle plan"? Jesse: THERE IS A JOKE! ok 7:43 PM I'm telling it to you ready? me: that depends on your definition of "ready" Jesse: Once there was this kid me: LOL Jesse: he was 4 me: ROFL Jesse: hmm... this is going to take too long to type me: yes SEE I TOLD YOU THERE IS NO JOKE Jesse: I'll tell you in person me: NOW STOP AND LEAVE ME ALONE! Jesse: NO! me: LOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL well okay Jesse: THERE IS A JOKE! IT JUST TAKES AT LEAST 20 MINUTES TO TELL! me: there is a joke 7:44 PM and you need to STOP TELLING IT Jesse: ... I am SO going to write a perl script to tell you the joke later... well... hmm me: that would be easy print "I'll tell you later.\n"; Jesse: I'm trying to think ofd a good way to do that I'll tell you in person me: ^fully optimized Jesse: Monday, after school me: NO YOU WON"T NEVER EVER MENTION THE JOKE AGAIN Jesse: I WILL! me: I lost Jesse: I lost me: LOL 7:45 PM Jesse: BY THE ... SOMETHING IMPORTANT, I WILL TELL YOU THE JOKE me: LOL I have an xkcd panel for you just a moment while I find it (it applies if you think a bit harder than normal) Jesse: LOLOLOLOL me: http://xkcd.com/169/ [http://xkcd.com/169/] panel 5 7:46 PM Jesse: LOLOLOLOLOLOL I will tell you, monday after school me: dude seriously I am going to block you if you say that one more time I'm not going to block you LATER or AT SCHOOL or WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT but NOW I am going to block you NOW if you say it again 7:47 PM Jesse: if I, for some reason, do net tell it to you by 11:59pm Monday the 26th of November, year of our lord 2007, I shall never again mention the joke to you. again. me: that's it goodbye Jesse: ... me: any last words? Jesse: that was an agreement that I thought you would comply with me: no, you see I've heard the joke before Jesse: seeing as it would force me to stop wentioning it 7:48 PM *mentioning it me: LOL Jesse: if you are correct me: so you admit it? which I am Jesse: no but this is a good thing for you because if you are correct I can never mention it to you again me: no it's not see if I'm correct and I agree then you will have mentioned it and you will not have to never mention it Jesse: no, ... me: LOL 7:49 PM I love how you're trying to keep telling it Jesse: assuming you are correct, you have me there me: yes EXACTLY and if I'm not correct, which I am, I don't know what will happen Jesse: you are not correct, but I can't prove it vithout telling the joke me: okay Jesse: this is a real pickel yickle me: LOL Jesse: *pickle me: do you want me to block you? Jesse: something like that ugghh we shall resume this Manday after school me: no we shall not Jesse: as agreed me: ever 7:50 PM resume it WAHT WHAT?>!?! I DID NOT AGREE Jesse: well, as I agreed me: LOL Jesse: ok, for heavens sakes, what must I do to convince you? me: .. Jesse: nothing? me: I honestly have no way to respond to that Jesse: you are immovable? me: anything I say, you'll just KEEP MENTIONING IT 7:51 PM Jesse: there has to be SOME way to convince you me: and KEEP DENYING IT Jesse: now ugghh me: LOL Jesse: I'll type up the joke and send it... crap me: your keyboard broke? yeah Jesse: that wan't prove it either me: I'm sure Jesse: because then you could say that I'll never send it me: I could send it to you in a letter... but I'm out of paper 7:52 PM Jesse: and then block me me: I could tell you over chat... but it would take too long to type Jesse: listen to me me: nope I won't let me make this clear Jesse: I said that that won't work because you woldn't believe me, and you would mblock me I am not saying that I can not do so me: there is telling a joke like the green golf ball joke, which I have heard variants of before and then there is going TOO FUCKING FAR Jesse: I am saying that you may not be willing te let me do so 7:53 PM me: which you are doing -< this is what you are doing. — this is what I want you to do. Jesse: and there is you being incorrect and me not being able to prove it without being blocked me: now that just doesn't make sense 7:54 PM Jesse: if I start telling it over chat, you will probably block me. me: ARGH Jesse: at least, I think you will me: you did not just say that YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR "if I start telling it" YOU HAVE Jesse: I will tell it over chat if you will let me me: AND YOU KNOW I KNOW IT AND YOU REFUSE TO LET GO Jesse: no... crap me: I lost Jesse: there is NO way to convince you at the moment me: no there isn't http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5199/picture1gh7.png [http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5199/picture1gh7.png] say more I dare you 7:55 PM Jesse: because if I say I'll tell you, then I'm telling your version of the joke... thus placing me in an infinite loop of failure me: I know what you're doing, Dave. There is only one way to solve this. Good bye, Dave.