Dear all-knowing collective,                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                      
I am now at the end of my tether with BT, after 6 weeks of trying to                                                                                                                  
get a working line and then to get DSL on it.  The phrase "Comedy of                                                                                                                  
Errors" springs to mind, most notably:                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                                      
Presenting the line to the wrong premises...                                                                                                                                          
...twice                                                                                                                                                                              
Billing for calls which could not possibly have been made                                                                                                                             
Sending notification that somebody else wanted to port my number away,                                                                                                                
and then completely ignoring my repsonse indicating that this was NOT                                                                                                                 
to be done.                                                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                                                      
They have now, without warning, cancelled the account, and nobody last                                                                                                                
night could tell me why.